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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Aug 04, 2009 20:39:44

i know there are certain phrases that i picked up from my parents that no one will say anymore in like 20 years

it just occurred to me that i've never heard anyone but my parents say "tap mac" when they mean "hit the ATM," and it's my natural instinct to say that. i'm sure there are other things, but that one just hit me because i just said it to my friend.
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Postby Didn't I? » Tue Aug 04, 2009 21:00:36

Barry Jive wrote:i know there are certain phrases that i picked up from my parents that no one will say anymore in like 20 years

it just occurred to me that i've never heard anyone but my parents say "tap mac" when they mean "hit the ATM," and it's my natural instinct to say that. i'm sure there are other things, but that one just hit me because i just said it to my friend.


I'm with ya. I say tap mac all the time but no one ever knows what the hell I'm talking about. Not just the tap part either. They don't call them mac machines anywhere else.

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Postby phatj » Tue Aug 04, 2009 21:28:19

I learned "tap MAC" when I started college but it seems to have gradually fallen out of favor.
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Postby Marion » Tue Aug 04, 2009 21:36:06

phatj wrote:I learned "tap MAC" when I started college but it seems to have gradually fallen out of favor.
"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby Marion » Tue Aug 04, 2009 21:48:30

5 people killed and 15 more wounded in a shooting at an LA Fitness in Collier, PA. :shock:
"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Aug 04, 2009 22:01:17

Trading Jack Wilson and Freddie Sanchez must have been the straw that broke their back

Too soon?

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Postby Scarlett » Tue Aug 04, 2009 23:13:53

Didn't I? wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:i know there are certain phrases that i picked up from my parents that no one will say anymore in like 20 years

it just occurred to me that i've never heard anyone but my parents say "tap mac" when they mean "hit the ATM," and it's my natural instinct to say that. i'm sure there are other things, but that one just hit me because i just said it to my friend.


I'm with ya. I say tap mac all the time but no one ever knows what the hell I'm talking about. Not just the tap part either. They don't call them mac machines anywhere else.


Ditto. First couple of times I got the "Huh?" look when I said it, I thought THEY were clueless, the last time was such a deer in headlights moment, I realized, other people just don't say "tap mac" any more. So glad I'm not the only mac tapper left.

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Postby Scarlett » Tue Aug 04, 2009 23:23:08

I think my tomatoe plants know how to read a calendar. All through late July the perfect green tomatoes refused to turn red, despite all my encouragement. Suddenly, it's August, and they're going from green to red in massive quantities. Who needs tomatoes?

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Postby kruker » Wed Aug 05, 2009 00:50:18

Trying to catch up on a week of BSG and news/economics reading is making me go cross eyed.

Still getting used to living on the beach, I can't turn around without walking into a girl who is a legit 8. This is good. This is also very, very distracting.

I've used the phrase "in over my head" in 100 different ways since making this move. One of those contexts was in such an off the charts, too good to be true situation, that I haven't told anyone about what happened in fear of being called a liar.

Starting what should be a decent paying bar tending job on Thursday. Paying 10/hr to train for the first day, then it's 100 guaranteed per shift no matter the traffic with the potential for more. Provided I can get enough shifts, that will probably take care of the bills.

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Postby FTN » Wed Aug 05, 2009 00:56:23

how many naked parties have you attended?

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Postby kruker » Wed Aug 05, 2009 01:01:55

Duets, no full fledged naked parties. I haven't crossed that boundary yet. Although the pool at the resort may meet that criteria. Girls are always tanning in various states of undress and plenty of booze to go around.

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 05, 2009 08:23:53

kruker wrote:Trying to catch up on a week of BSG and news/economics reading is making me go cross eyed.

Still getting used to living on the beach, I can't turn around without walking into a girl who is a legit 8. This is good. This is also very, very distracting.

I've used the phrase "in over my head" in 100 different ways since making this move. One of those contexts was in such an off the charts, too good to be true situation, that I haven't told anyone about what happened in fear of being called a liar.

Starting what should be a decent paying bar tending job on Thursday. Paying 10/hr to train for the first day, then it's 100 guaranteed per shift no matter the traffic with the potential for more. Provided I can get enough shifts, that will probably take care of the bills.



You have to tell us now.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 05, 2009 09:38:30

YOUR MOTHER HAS THE BEST BREASTS OF ALL THE MOTHERS

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:32:26

What was the thread were there was information about the GRE's and Grad school?

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Postby phatj » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:36:06

CalvinBall wrote:What was the thread were there was information about the GRE's and Grad school?

Search for GRE
Choose among 13 results
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Postby Bucky » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:51:00

I just replied to a work email chain with the single word

HA


I restrained myself and omitted the "/ek"

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Postby Grotewold » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:55:14

I once responded to a work e-mail chain with "Unsubscribe," which didn't have the intended effect.

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Postby Woody » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:18:05

Do pickles count as green vegetables?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:20:47

Woody wrote:Do pickles count as green vegetables?


cucumbers do, so yes
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby Grotewold » Wed Aug 05, 2009 13:27:32

My work shoes squeak down the hall like the mating call of a duck.

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