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Postby The Red Tornado » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:07:19

the main disadvantage is that it's on the very end of the strip. So if you're inclined to go to other casinos you pretty much have to cab it unless you want to go to the Luxor or Excalibur.
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Postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:08:08

I attended a bachelor party out at Circus Circus

bsg class warfare ftw

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:08:42

i will eat the most wings of all the wings

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:09:55

i'm so glad i don't have one of those jobs that holds me accountable for my actions

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Postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:10:16

I hear that

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:11:20

if i took an iq test right now i would come up marcus vick

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Postby Woody » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:11:54

Grotewold wrote:I attended a bachelor party out at Circus Circus

bsg class warfare ftw


well this is for work, so I'm not paying for it.

when i went for my bachelor party we stayed at the Slutxor
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:12:59

man I ain't trying to be no dog catcha

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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:33:30

Woody wrote:I've been there before briefly but never stayed there

WE GON DRANK OH HELLZ YEAH WE GON DRANK


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Postby Bakestar » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:37:47

If I really don't enjoy gambling, strippers make me itch, and I think Tom Jones should be ritually murdered, is there really anything for me in Vegas?
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:38:39

you might find your balls

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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:40:32

Bakestar wrote:If I really don't enjoy gambling, strippers make me itch, and I think Tom Jones should be ritually murdered, is there really anything for me in Vegas?


My brain can't process 2 of the 3 statements.
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Postby Bakestar » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:41:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:you might find your balls


I think they're in Tucson
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:42:52

sex
wings
gambling

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Postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:51:57

Bakestar wrote:If I really don't enjoy gambling, strippers make me itch, and I think Tom Jones should be ritually murdered, is there really anything for me in Vegas?


I'm with ya. I actually do like strippers, once in a while, but in my experience they're really financially aggressive out there to the point of ruining the vibe.

I'd go back on a work trip but that's it.

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Postby phatj » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:52:14

Bakestar wrote:If I really don't enjoy gambling, strippers make me itch, and I think Tom Jones should be ritually murdered, is there really anything for me in Vegas?

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Postby momadance » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:07:27

Work team-building field trips to the bars never turn out well.

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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:08:04

Is your stripper-itch problem psychosomatic or is it an actual skin problem?
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Postby drsmooth » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:10:04

Bakestar wrote:If I really don't enjoy gambling, strippers make me itch, and I think Tom Jones should be ritually murdered, is there really anything for me in Vegas?


how do you feel about disney-ride-like lines for cabs, screwed-up airports, and garish-to-the-point-of-physical-pain architecture?
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Postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:11:29

But a wet porterhouse for $3

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