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by **Rev_Beezer** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:21:08

Bakestar wrote:If I really don't enjoy gambling, strippers make me itch, and I think Tom Jones should be ritually murdered, is there really anything for me in Vegas?

The people watching is top notch. Also, some of the shows are cool, if you're into that sort of thing.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:42:58

Pacino's facebook status caused me to put on Office Space.

What a good Friday movie.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:43:18

glimpse is a strange word

glimpse

by **Bakestar** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 13:52:32

Just saw a Lamborghini with "183 MPH" vanity plates.

Isn't that just, like, asking for it?

By "it" I mean "getting pulled over by police," or alternately, "mountains and mountains of young, hot [kitty]."

by **Woody** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 14:02:57

Bakestar wrote:Just saw a Lamborghini with "183 MPH" vanity plates.

this made me nervous just watching

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg27ckAgEiw[/youtube]

by **Monkeyboy** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 17:52:28

I sincerely hope those guys kill themselves before they kill anyone else.

by **kruker** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 17:57:34

You can't ask for her number too early in the conversation, but if you don't get it quick, something stupid can come up that causes you to cross paths before getting the vital info.

And that's how I f'd up with a Miami 9 at the pool today.

by **drsmooth** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 18:11:15

Monkeyboy wrote:I sincerely hope those guys kill themselves before they kill anyone else.

The Rich Boy apparently can cadge the keys from dad, buy some fuel for the thing, but can't spring for vid equipment appropriate to the task.

Where's an armadillo when you really wish one were wandering across a southwestern highway?

by **Monkeyboy** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 18:14:55

drsmooth wrote:
Where's an armadillo when you really wish one were wandering across a southwestern highway?

That's really all it would take at that speed, or just someone changing lanes not realizing the car in the distance is coming at 210 mph.

by **Monkeyboy** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 18:15:38

What was the name of that website where you could give and receive free stuff? Not craigslist.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 18:21:31

http://www.freecycle.org/

It's more a network of mailing lists

by **Monkeyboy** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 18:38:26

Houshphandzadeh wrote:http://www.freecycle.org/

It's more a network of mailing lists

That's it. Thanks. I'm looking for an aquarium for my new job.

by **Polar Bear Phan** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 18:47:10

I don't know what the punishment was, but they did find the guy who owned the Lamborghini.

by **philliesphhan** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 19:32:57

BigEd76 wrote:Remember how Pizza Hut was planning to rebrand itself as "The Hut"?

Now RadioShack is rebranding as "The Shack". I'm sure they'll continue with only the highest quality electronics too...

It's worth nothing that Circuit City had a store called "The City"
The writing must be on the wall for the people in that company

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 19:47:34

Has anyone ever tried to transport a full cd rack by saran wrapping it? Did it work?

by **Bakestar** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 20:05:15

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Has anyone ever tried to transport a full cd rack by saran wrapping it? Did it work?

I used clear packing tape then regretted it because it destroyed the spines of all the pretentious/eco-friendly cardboard cases. I are dumb.

by **FTN** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 20:19:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Has anyone ever tried to transport a full cd rack by saran wrapping it? Did it work?

just use the big rolls of bubble wrap you can get at office depot/office max

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 20:38:43

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Has anyone ever tried to transport a full cd rack by saran wrapping it? Did it work?

Hire some crack heads for like 10 bucks.

Oh, sorry.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 22:21:39

It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on, it’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.”

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 22:26:27

Monk time

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