Live from the Aperture: it's Random Thoughts!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 18:35:40

how to reclaim a shoe that has gone stinky?

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 18:37:18

Epson salts

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 18:37:47

Just polished off a can of chili straight from the saucepan with wood spoon, hobo style

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 18:39:16

hormels?

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 18:40:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:hormels?

Close -- TJ's beef chili with beans. With sriracha red rooster sauce

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 18:53:02

my new apt # is C1A like CIA

by **swishnicholson** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 21:07:11

Houshphandzadeh wrote:my new apt # is C1A like CIA

Oooooooh, maybe it's a safe house. Look for a weapons cache or a person with an odd accent living in the closet. Also drugs, but I figure you've covered that already.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 21:31:59

Werthless wrote:Barry Jive is kind of a big deal. He knows people. People like him.

the funny thing is that i may be disliked by or dislike at least 3 of these parties.

my point was really just that it seems like every weekend i had a fucking night off, everyone was either gone or not doing anything. and now they want to throw parties when my days off are wednesday-thursday.

by **swishnicholson** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 21:34:43

Barry Jive wrote:
Werthless wrote:Barry Jive is kind of a big deal. He knows people. People like him.

the funny thing is that i may be disliked by or dislike at least 3 of these parties.

my point was really just that it seems like every weekend i had a $#@! night off, everyone was either gone or not doing anything. and now they want to throw parties when my days off are wednesday-thursday.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoM3gz02zIE[/youtube]

by **Bucky** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 21:36:22

Barry Jive wrote:
Werthless wrote:Barry Jive is kind of a big deal. He knows people. People like him.

the funny thing is that i may be disliked by or dislike at least 3 of these parties.

my point was really just that it seems like every weekend i had a $#@! night off, everyone was either gone or not doing anything. and now they want to throw parties when my days off are wednesday-thursday.

so all these options and you're hanging with us

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 21:41:59

going to the bars in like asap, which in 911-speak means "at least 45 minutes"

i don't really understand all this, now that i think about it; i could be at the bar right now if i weren't waiting for my sister's boyfriend to pick us up and drive us to a bar that's literally no more than 5 blocks away.

but now it's too late to second guess. i'm gonna blame my dad, who was being a colossal "sissy" about 15 minutes ago.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 02:02:42

ptk is google?

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 02:03:32

hey great success alright

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 02:06:59

GREAT SUCCESS

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 02:17:07

king of the castle king of the castle

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 02:18:29

we started playing darts tonight and someone suggested Cricket. then my buddy Neil goes, "Cricket? You gotta know what a CRUMPET is to understand cricket" and I lost it. Then we spent the next 30 minutes quoting as many lines from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as possible.