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by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 15:07:14

my sloth really put up a good fight vs. my gluttony today. i've been hungry as hell for like two hours and just didn't feel like making something to eat. but now that i had that pb+j i feel like a new man

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 15:31:58

Werthless wrote:

LOL

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 16:03:55

My new apartment gets smaller every time I see it

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 16:10:50

did you learn that the presidential election is more important than who finished 3rd in the all star voting at shortstop for the national league?

by **FlightRisk** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 19:30:04

If 'jump the shark' hadn't been invented, 'beers in the garden' would have filled the void.

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 19:44:15

FlightRisk wrote:If 'jump the shark' hadn't been invented, 'beers in the garden' would have filled the void.

Is that an upside down Frisbee being used as an ashtray in the middle of the table?

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 20:11:25

Bill McNeal wrote:
FlightRisk wrote:If 'jump the shark' hadn't been invented, 'beers in the garden' would have filled the void.

Is that an upside down Frisbee being used as an ashtray in the middle of the table?

Hubcap from Bush's Cadillac One.

by **smitty** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 20:36:47

Hey Mickbayne:

What's up with this heat man? It was 105 yesterday and it's like 97 now. Criminy sakes, we never had heat like this before. Come to think of it, after you moved here we got a bunch of snow storms in December. We never had stuff like that either.

I'm blaming you.

Anyway. I'm glad we have air conditioning. Mrs smitty is smart like that, insisting on getting AC. We sure need it now that you moved up here.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 20:44:38

FlightRisk wrote:If 'jump the shark' hadn't been invented, 'beers in the garden' would have filled the void.

There is something so awesome about this. And if that is an ashtray in the middle of the table, and Gates and Obama and the cop are all smoking, even better. And if it really is a frisbee they're using as an ashtray, well, then, as an American, I really couldn't be prouder.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 20:46:02

smitty wrote:Hey Mickbayne:

What's up with this heat man? It was 105 yesterday and it's like 97 now. Criminy sakes, we never had heat like this before. Come to think of it, after you moved here we got a bunch of snow storms in December. We never had stuff like that either.

I'm blaming you.

Anyway. I'm glad we have air conditioning. Mrs smitty is smart like that, insisting on getting AC. We sure need it now that you moved up here.

Arkansas stole your weather I think. It's been rainy and breezy and not over 85 over the last few days. Pretty muggy though. Saw a little sun today. but big storm clouds to the north right now. They look pretty neat in fact.

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 21:26:41

So then I say, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Karamazov. LOL!

by **FlightRisk** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 22:58:41

TenuredVulture wrote:
FlightRisk wrote:If 'jump the shark' hadn't been invented, 'beers in the garden' would have filled the void.

There is something so awesome about this. And if that is an ashtray in the middle of the table, and Gates and Obama and the cop are all smoking, even better. And if it really is a frisbee they're using as an ashtray, well, then, as an American, I really couldn't be prouder.

You're right. I'm being to cynical. The object on the table is part of an old water heater. Joe thought it would be cute to hoax some UFO photos over the White House.

by **uncle milt** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 23:26:04

roughly 87% of the houses on these HGTV shows look the same- "open floor plans", granite counter tops, stainless steel appliances, tuscan-style bathrooms, hardwood floors, etc. it's the new avocado kitchen, i'm telling you. and i'll tell my grandkids i called this, but they won't care.

by 1 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 23:30:14

FINALLY. taco casa has come back to berkshire mall!

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 23:36:42

I haven't had mexican food all week. God being at home has its drawbacks.

by **meatball** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 23:38:26

oh ambien how i've missed your poor man's lcd qualities so.

ol' smuggy lookin at me.. hey rooob!1 how bout that. colbert talking directly to me. sweet.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 00:01:06

awesome

i just had a Wawa turkey quesadilla flatbread and boy are my arms tired

wait

by **td11** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 01:07:11

plz tell me where your sig is from, meatballa

by **mickbayne** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 01:11:43

td11 wrote:plz tell me where your sig is from, meatballa

It's from one of those "male enhancement product" commercials. Either Enzyte or Extenze... can't remember.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 05:39:08

my security deposit from last year finally went through
i also got the biggest payday of my life yesterday

hookers and blow on me this weekend

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