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by **Werthless** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 16:20:27

This account is merely an extended April Fools joke. 3,000 posts worth of joke.

by **Slowhand** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 16:22:38

I'm not even going to attempt to keep up with the Halladay threads anymore.

by **wogglymaster91** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 16:34:36

I just blew out my headphones playing The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again".

Worth it.

by **WilliamC** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 16:35:44

I think like half of my last 500 posts have been in the wrong thread. And I haven't even been drinking alcohol that much. I am losing it.

I blame it on the Roy Halladay thread getting bumped so much.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 16:41:45

Bucky wrote:oh boy

Since I didn't have breakfast or lunch I've been sitting here munching on these new nutrition supplements I just picked up. They're fruit flavored and taste pretty darn good. I guess I've had at least 10 so far.

2g of dietary fiber per tablet

I don't think I'll be taking any long drives today

http://www.fiberchoice.com/

Welcome to my wonderful world!

by **CFP** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 16:45:15

They are pretty good. My roommate and I termed them "Ass Smarties".

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 22:58:25

There's a new Sheriff in town.

Seriously, the former Sheriff passed away unexpectedly, and now the county has a new one.

by **Bucky** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 23:12:46

but i did not shoot the deputy

by **BassGuiFloyd** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 07:55:07

sciatica sucks. what am i, 90?

by **meatball** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 14:50:31

I bought an organizer last week and entered all my reminders into it, but so far have forgotten to look at it.

by **meatball** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 14:57:08

Oh, and I started by own web design/marketing business, a process greatly quickened by getting laid off 1 week and a half ago.

Got 8 clients already, 5 of them rappers. There's a funny story about why I'm the rappers' web designer of choice, but I can't remember it at the moment.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 14:59:07

meatball, a sober entrepreneur.

Unrelated news, how the fuck am I supposed to get any work done this afternoon?

by **meatball** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 15:03:11

jerseyhoya wrote:meatball, a sober entrepreneur.

Unrelated news, how the $#@! am I supposed to get any work done this afternoon?

I know, right. I'd love to just go straight past cold-turkey and right to good ol' weekend-only drinking, but I tried and failed at that like 90 times over the last 8 months.

Oh, and don't do any work today. You have my permission.

by **The Dude** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 15:13:50

meat can i work for you

by **meatball** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 15:17:46

I can only pay in hugs and Turkey Hill iced tea at the moment, but sure!

Seriously, though...what do you do? If I can keep a pipeline of clients through the summer, I'd definitely be interested in subcontracting some work, at the very least.

by **FTN** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 15:31:30

meatball youve been missed we were just talking about joboggi remember those times?

by **meatball** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 15:36:42

FTN wrote:meatball youve been missed we were just talking about joboggi remember those times?

Ha! Just re-read that thread. All-timer. Good times.

You've been missed, too. I've been reading phuturephillies regularly...that's some fine work, sir.

by **pacino** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 17:48:26

so i definitely just hooked up a date with a chick i haven't seen a in a year. i sent her a text about the phils getting cliff lee to gloat(she's a yanks fan) and voila. great idea, or the greatest idea?

by **Bakestar** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 17:50:03

pacino wrote:so i definitely just hooked up a date with a chick i haven't seen a in a year. i sent her a text about the phils getting cliff lee to gloat(she's a yanks fan) and voila. great idea, or the greatest idea?

Bring prophos.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 18:36:30

Whats with the girls and their gladiator sandals? That's some errant groupthink

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