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Postby drsmooth » Mon Aug 03, 2009 15:27:14

Bucky wrote:even if he's not lying about that I still don't for one second believe that woody set his lower limit at 18


dress sizes?
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Postby CFP » Mon Aug 03, 2009 16:08:27

Just got stung about six times while cutting the grass. Fun!

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Aug 03, 2009 16:18:11

Bucky wrote:even if he's not lying about that I still don't for one second believe that woody set his lower limit at 18

...or his upper limit at 40...
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Postby Woody » Mon Aug 03, 2009 16:22:27

18-40 was the just the third quartile
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Aug 03, 2009 16:57:29

CFP wrote:Just got stung about six times while cutting the grass. Fun!


You sure it wasn't junk flying out from under the lawnmower?

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Postby CFP » Mon Aug 03, 2009 17:01:29

I'm going to guess it wasn't considering the marks and welts on my ankle and the yellow jacket I found in my shoelaces when I came inside.

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Postby 1 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 17:02:05

i have this theory about acuras and asshats...
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Didn't I? » Mon Aug 03, 2009 18:18:38

I walked past the most awful-smelling homeless guy like two hours ago and I still smell him. Probably shouldn't have run my fingers through his hair.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Aug 03, 2009 20:34:11

What happens when a submarine or aircraft carrier-sized nuclear engine blows up?

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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Aug 03, 2009 21:12:52

someone in my grade school graduating class just started (via Facebook) the ball rolling on a 10-year reunion. never have i had a greater motivation to get in decent shape. and i went to an all-boys' high school, so this is pretty much my only chance to crush it nostalgically.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby phatj » Mon Aug 03, 2009 21:20:55

Didn't I? wrote:I walked past the most awful-smelling homeless guy like two hours ago and I still smell him. Probably shouldn't have run my fingers through his hair.

Maybe he was dead
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Aug 03, 2009 21:45:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:What happens when a submarine or aircraft carrier-sized nuclear engine blows up?


Sounds bad. What did you do at work today?
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Postby Didn't I? » Mon Aug 03, 2009 21:49:20

phatj wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:I walked past the most awful-smelling homeless guy like two hours ago and I still smell him. Probably shouldn't have run my fingers through his hair.

Maybe he was dead


I'm 75% sure he was not dead.

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Postby Marion » Mon Aug 03, 2009 21:53:15

z ipper wrote:i'd like to make an announcement.
rita's now has swedish fish flavored water ice. it is awesome and you should definitely try it if the stars align and you get the chance. however, the taste of it can be a bit much, so try getting half swedish fish and half of another flavor so as not to be overwhelmed.

Thank you for this. I normally don't go to Rita's but because of this had to stop tonight on my way home from getting Eyre's autograph. Yummy. The water ice, not Eyre.
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Postby FlightRisk » Mon Aug 03, 2009 22:58:07

Why learn a new language when there's

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I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.

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