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by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 16:00:03

pacino wrote:philaphans is really riled up over something colin cowherd said. don't they realize he just says stuff so it's talked about?

We should probably stop beating guys to death and distracting hitters with laser pointers though. Probably.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 16:25:25

The Baja Fish Taco looks good. I'm going to go eat 5 of them.

by **BassGuiFloyd** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 19:06:03

z ipper wrote:http://www.dontevenreply.com/

some of these are gold.

amazing. my friends ask where i found this...."ummm....z space ipper?"

by **Rev_Beezer** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 19:56:47

My favorite:

Original ad:
I am trying to get 2 tickets to the Nationals vs. Red Sox on Thursday, June 25th. I'm willing to pay up to $40.
From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org

Hello, I do not have tickets to the Nationals, but I do have a video tape of my 7-year-old's little league team game last week. He plays for the Arby's Allstars, and they beat the Smith Hardware Little Leaguers. I am sure it will be way more entertaining than watching the Nationals get their ass whooped for the 49th time this season.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 19:57:06

does ass have a filter?

apparently not.

by **Bakestar** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 20:43:42

I know a girl who just married a guy named Gar Field.

No word on his feelings re: lasagna or Mondays.

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 09:43:04

I just took my 50,000th sale!!

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 09:55:12

Uncle Milty wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:Another one bites the dust.

Sentiment possibly premature.

I'm not dead yet! I feel happy!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:22:27

What does this guy think he’s an Indian? What is he a Goddam asshole what the fuck is he doin? Not ever no way. Now he’s Johnny Hammersticks. Hammerin away like he’s friggin Tommy Noble. What the hell is he doin? Thinks he’s…thinks he’s got it going bossa nova no way hehe no way. What is this garbage? What is this? Oh I’m king of the trees. I’m the tree meister. I count on them. Yeah right. Yeah right. This guy’s a ####. This guy’s some sort of #### indian in the teepee. This guy thinks he captain knots. Thinks he’s captain tying knots. When everyone needs some knots tied they go to him. BULLSHIT!!! Bullshit they say. His woman’s such a bitch. Thinks he’s Miss sand. Drinkin outta cups bein a bitch. I bet her fist. I bet her featalusque…BAARRRRGD. Pattarska pallalala a little kid in the background fuckin goin crazaahahahahhay. Who’s this guy? Mister Balloons. Mr. Balloonhands. nnNo way. No way! Get real. Like those things. Mr. Walkway. Mr. Walkdownme im the walkway. Lead me to the building. Fuck you. 5,6,4,3. Yeah right. Here’s some stupid bitch. Who paid for that floor? Not me. No way. Never payin for no floor ever again. Not once. Not never. Nnnope. Who’s chair is that? Who brought that Goddam chair here? That’s not my chair. Not my chair not my problem. That’s what I say. No way. Stupid dresses. Stupid flowers. Lighthouses rule. If you don’t like the lighthouse, you suck. What is this Seahorse Captain? What a Sssseahorse seashell party? Who didn’t invite me? Why didn’t I get invited Seahorse Seahell. What is this? Get real. I’m in love with the Seahorses. I’m in love with them. They’re so beautiful and cute. I’m in love with the Seahorses. They’re fuckin unreal I love them. They’re like all the clocks I love em. I love Seahorses, and I love lookin at em, and I love seashells. I love seashell things. I love things with seashells and Seahorses on em like blankets and towels and little bags. I love em. Seahorses forever.

by **Didn't I?** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:48:23

I just found out that I work 10 feet away from Jill Jones, one of Prince's former backup singers.

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:55:47

Didn't I? wrote:I just found out that I work 10 feet away from Jill Jones, one of Prince's former backup singers.

I guarantee she slept with him, Prince is notorious for sleeping around

by **Bakestar** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:07:22

The Red Tornado wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:I just found out that I work 10 feet away from Jill Jones, one of Prince's former backup singers.

I guarantee she slept with him, Prince is notorious for sleeping around

Prince wrote "Manic Monday" for the Bangles because he wanted to bang Susanna Hoffs. Apparently it failed.

Imagine you had the power to write and present Top 10 pop singles to sexy singers as an enticement to get them to sleep with you. And you failed.

ADDING, you can afford to lose a hit song like that in a failed attempt to get a slice.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:27:41

Uncle Milty wrote:At that point in time I, personally, woulda risked losing anything and everything for a chance at Susanna Hoffs.

I STILL would. Have you seen her lately? She's definitely holding up...

by **Didn't I?** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:31:21

The Red Tornado wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:I just found out that I work 10 feet away from Jill Jones, one of Prince's former backup singers.

I guarantee she slept with him, Prince is notorious for sleeping around

I think they dated, so yeah.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:32:41

She'll be at World Cafe Live on 9/9, if you're serious

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:34:14

Do you think this Finger guy knows about the random thoughts thread?

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:37:18

Also if a few more philly sports writers join the board, then we'll almost have to be in crapgene's next recap of phillies boards.

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:38:20

jerseyhoya wrote:Also if a few more philly sports writers join the board, then we'll almost have to be in crapgene's next recap of phillies boards.

huh? who is crapgene?

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:44:20

jp_chips wrote:No mention of BSG

http://www.crapgene.com/

by **Bucky** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 14:16:40

oh boy

Since I didn't have breakfast or lunch I've been sitting here munching on these new nutrition supplements I just picked up. They're fruit flavored and taste pretty darn good. I guess I've had at least 10 so far.

2g of dietary fiber per tablet

I don't think I'll be taking any long drives today

http://www.fiberchoice.com/

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