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Postby Bakestar » Thu Jul 23, 2009 17:11:06

jerseyhoya wrote:The excitement of arriving at the beach is dampened considerably by it being $#@! as hell out.


What is the curse, and how can it be "as hell"?
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jul 23, 2009 17:16:48

Bakestar wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:The excitement of arriving at the beach is dampened considerably by it being $#@! as hell out.


What is the curse, and how can it be "as hell"?


6 letters, starts with s, rhymes with pity. And I don't know. Rain falling from a sky in a poopy fashion that you would expect to see torturing damned souls in hell.

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Postby WilliamC » Thu Jul 23, 2009 17:21:13

I like there to be one rainy day everytime I go to the beach because it gives you new ideas but yeah showing up to it would suck.
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Postby Didn't I? » Thu Jul 23, 2009 17:40:33

My boss just asked me if I'm happy here, if there's anything I need. I asked if I could swap out my desk and chair for a Lazy Boy and a snack table. I think he's going to consider it.

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Postby Polar Bear Phan » Thu Jul 23, 2009 18:53:07

There's a seriously fucked up story in Arizona. 8-year old girl is sexually assualted by four boys (aged 9-14) and is disowned by her Liberian refugee family for shaming them.

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Postby The Dude » Thu Jul 23, 2009 19:18:26

The Dude wrote:can't wait to have a vodka club. YAY


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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Jul 23, 2009 21:29:20

so this one crazy guy calls 911 (from a cell phone! how do these crazy people get cell phones?) all the time pretending he's a police officer, laughing like Dr. Hibbert, then hanging up. he's usually in center city somewhere, though last week i got him once when he was in University City. and today he was walking north on broad street and made it pretty far up.

anywho, today he was angry. on one phone call he yelled, "You're A NEON NAZI!" i assume he meant "neo-nazi," but i don't care. Neon Nazi is maybe the best band name idea i've ever heard.
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Postby Bakestar » Thu Jul 23, 2009 21:45:55

The "Dr. Hibbert" thing made me laugh out loud.
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Postby WilliamC » Fri Jul 24, 2009 06:30:03

I was thinking about the Erin Andrews thing. I understand the confidential thing about being in a hotel room but why can't they just get the names of the people registered in the rooms next to hers? If an alias was used I'm sure the hotel security video would answer questions. Things get leaked all the time. I still haven't seen the video but something is just weird(except they actually showed it on O'Reilly for a few seconds with blur).

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Postby Marion » Fri Jul 24, 2009 08:45:38

So after a long month plus, we are having our golden retriever put to sleep this morning. Just a few weeks ago, she appeared to be getting better but now won't eat or drink anything. And when she does, she's just throwing it back up.

The vet says, of course, we could continue to do tests and find out exactly what's wrong, but there's not guarantee we can fix her. I just can't bear to see her suffering so much. She only just turned 5 a couple weeks ago. :cry:
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But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby The Dude » Fri Jul 24, 2009 08:51:28

Man, that's awful. I'm sorry Marion
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:03:31

sorry to hear that marion. putting a pet down is one of the hardest things i've ever done. probably the hardest.

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Postby Grotewold » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:08:06

Lunch in the cafeteria (with the scantily clad summer students) followed by a Philly bar hop, I'm walking on sunshine

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Postby The Dude » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:09:40

lucky
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:28:51

zombie bites turn you into zombies

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Postby Woody » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:33:23

There's nothing I'd rather be doing today than crashing grotewold's bar crawl. Drinking mid-day rules. Thank god I'll be drunk by 1:00 tomorrow
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Grotewold » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:40:16

If it's any consolation I'll probably be checking BSG half the time, drunkenly trying to press the last Halladay page

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Postby The Dude » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:52:04

i'm bored
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Postby Woody » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:11:40

someone finish this powerpoint for me
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:14:48

you bitch ass tricks

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