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by **phatj** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:01:24

mickbayne wrote:
td11 wrote:plz tell me where your sig is from, meatballa

It's from one of those "male enhancement product" commercials. Either Enzyte or Extenze... can't remember.

Sounds like a joboggi quote

by **Marion** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:48:31

Bill McNeal wrote:
FlightRisk wrote:If 'jump the shark' hadn't been invented, 'beers in the garden' would have filled the void.

Is that an upside down Frisbee being used as an ashtray in the middle of the table?

Peanuts and pretzels!

by **philliesr98** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:50:47

Why did I get smashed last night?!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:50:52

those look like some michelob ultras for the prez and vp

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:53:04

Houshphandzadeh wrote:those look like some michelob ultras for the prez and vp

It was a Bud Light (Obama), Blue Moon (Crowley), Sam Adams Light (Gates), and Buckler N/A (Biden), USA Today reported with a straight face

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:53:56

I would have guessed two out of three. Woulda thought the Bud was a Miller and never heard of no N/A

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:54:15

Houshphandzadeh wrote:those look like some michelob ultras for the prez and vp

According to the news story I read--Obama had Bud Light, Gates had Sam Adams Light, Crowley had a Blue Moon. Biden, a non-alcoholic Buckler.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:54:23

also, how racist could a blue moon drinking cop be

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 09:55:42

USA Today also reports light anti-wife banter and comparisons of extent to which their jobs bust their humps

by **Bakestar** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:07:50

I'm sure the selection of Bud Light was run through focus groups, pollsters, etc. etc. etc.

Can't have a "beer snob" beer... remember the poo-storm that resulted when the guy asked for BROWN MUSTARD, and ORANGE JUICE instead of coffee? Out of touch elitist!!!

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:11:36

Hillary still knocks back Wild Turkey

by **Woody** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:12:46

Those are some Disco Stu-sized glasses, too

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:12:47

Hillary has a lot to drink about

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:13:56

So does Biden not drink? Or does he stay sober when sensitive topics are being discussed so he decreases his chances of saying something hilariously inappropriate?

by **Bakestar** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:15:24

jerseyhoya wrote:So does Biden not drink? Or does he stay sober when sensitive topics are being discussed so he decreases his chances of saying something hilariously inappropriate?

He said he's never had a drink in his life, although I can't imagine Option #2 didn't at least cross everyone's minds.

by **td11** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:17:13

phatj wrote:
mickbayne wrote:
td11 wrote:plz tell me where your sig is from, meatballa

It's from one of those "male enhancement product" commercials. Either Enzyte or Extenze... can't remember.

Sounds like a joboggi quote

that's what i was thinking

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:45:19

About to eat my fourth pork roll, egg and cheese sandwich in the last five days

by **swishnicholson** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:53:42

jerseyhoya wrote:About to eat my fourth pork roll, egg and cheese sandwich in the last five days

Washed down with coffee and a Lipitor?

by **EndlessSummer** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:55:32

JH, here's a band for you:
http://www.porkroll-blues.com/Index2.html

by **Werthless** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:32:47

Marion wrote:Peanuts and pretzels!

You can see right through Obama's beer choice, Bud light. So transparent.

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