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by **Trent Steele** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 13:46:33

CrashburnAlley wrote:
philliesr98 wrote:I had no clue till just now about the EA video. Pretty creepy to say the least, is nothing sacred anymore?

Nope.

http://www.google.com/trends

The fact that "aaron andrews" is No. 3 has me worried about America on several levels.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 14:43:44

That guy is getting a lot of mileage out of his comparison between philliesphans and philaphans

by 1 » Mon Jul 20, 2009 15:01:11

kalasfan wrote:PopoZão does mean "big keister" in Portugese. It's from a Brazilian term used in a song by Kevin Federline.

by **Woody** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 15:18:28

what? where? how?

by **VFB** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 15:41:03

saw some utley boobies in the wawa :shock:

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 15:46:27

go on

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 15:56:07

About once year I get reminded that Christy Turlington is married to Ed Burns and it's like a sledge to the kidneys

by **VFB** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 15:58:22

ha dont want to go into too much detail, that would be creepy.

but she was standing back away from the line area near the donuts, so i could get the front view and talk to her first. i asked if she was waiting in line. she was. so i got the rear+ epic side view too while she got her cigs. cashier asked for ID, and she paid with credit card too - prolonging the experience.

by **Phight On!** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 17:57:12

Jesus christ you go on one little bender and you miss a legit nude erin andrews video, 3 :!:

threads on Roy Halladay, and fuck up your plans for the BSG game.

But back to the important part. My google is broken. Every EA link I click on gives my computer a virus and asks for my credit card. Can someone PM me a legit link, please? You have no idea how much this means to me.

by **Phight On!** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:04:58

Oh and does anybody know what passage of the bible is quoted in between this signature and the John 3:16 one? Apparently I bought an autographed football with the same passage and have no idea what it means.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:07:30

It's 1 Corinthians 13:

Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:08:20

Looks like 1 Corinthians 13

EDIT: Housh, you're owed a Coke.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:09:13

Altar Boy!

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:11:55

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Altar Boy!

So you're familiar with this:

Sorry, couldn't resist a priest molestation joke.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:13:13

Because religion is evil!!!1!one

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:13:37

Maybe I repressed it

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:14:01

jerseyhoya wrote:Because religion is evil!!!1!one

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 18:44:25

I hate when I'm standing in line somewhere and the person behind me is, like, RIGHT BEHIND ME. I move up a couple inches to get a little space, and there they are right in my pocket. Not as bad as close talkers, but much more prevalent.

by **kruker** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 19:11:44

Honest to god, I might have to promise this apartment complex my first born child for them to approve my application. It's to the point now that I've gone from screw it I'll find somewhere else to a level of ridiculousness that makes me want to really stick it to them.

They had a problem with my roommate having a misdemeanor on his record, now they are giving me shit for a summary offense for disorderly conduct for underage drinking.

by **Phight On!** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 19:38:02

No shit. My wife made her brother in law read this part of it at our wedding:

(Apparently it is required reading at 92% of weddings)

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

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