Desperately Random, like the elaborations of a bad liar

by **kruker** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 13:43:55

Snickers makes protein bars in the flavor of Chocolate Nut Burst. What the fuck?

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 16:10:00

Back to ramen for a second. The other day I was eating ramen and I started thinking how good it was to be eating ramen as a light lunch instead of the main course of dinner. It's amazing how you go from broke ass at 21 and eating ramen and pb&j for dinner hoping the electricity doesn't get shut off, to owning a house and having steak and wine for dinner in only a few short years.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 16:11:19

Bill you want to get together and swim in piles of money this weekend? I'll buy the champagne

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 16:14:59

Bill McNeal wrote:Back to ramen for a second. The other day I was eating ramen and I started thinking how good it was to be eating ramen as a light lunch instead of the main course of dinner. It's amazing how you go from broke ass at 21 and eating ramen and pb&j for dinner hoping the electricity doesn't get shut off, to owning a house and having steak and wine for dinner in only a few short years.

< 26

by **Rev_Beezer** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 16:41:17

I am amazed how easily I can revert to my feelings of unworthiness I had in high school by being around people from that time in my life.

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 16:51:49

Woody wrote:Bill you want to get together and swim in piles of money this weekend? I'll buy the champagne

Sounds good, I'll meet you at the Yacht Club around noon?

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 16:56:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Back to ramen for a second. The other day I was eating ramen and I started thinking how good it was to be eating ramen as a light lunch instead of the main course of dinner. It's amazing how you go from broke ass at 21 and eating ramen and pb&j for dinner hoping the electricity doesn't get shut off, to owning a house and having steak and wine for dinner in only a few short years.

< 26

I'm not rich or even well off or anything like that, I just meant I went from eating food that was supposed to be donated to a food bank, and praying that the power didn't get shut off (which it did once, about a week before christmas which lead to the famous incident where my friend burned off his eyebrows blowing whisky on to a fire, which kinda made it all worth it in the end.) to being able to eat real food every night for dinner. Plus your single, living in the city and going to school. I thought about moving to the city and doing all that, but I met my wife, and I knew it would be better if I tried to build a life with her. Keep your chin up housh we all love you.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 16:58:53

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:01:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Back to ramen for a second. The other day I was eating ramen and I started thinking how good it was to be eating ramen as a light lunch instead of the main course of dinner. It's amazing how you go from broke ass at 21 and eating ramen and pb&j for dinner hoping the electricity doesn't get shut off, to owning a house and having steak and wine for dinner in only a few short years.

< 26

When I was 26, I was living not in an apartment, but a room. OK, it was an odd group house set up, so I could use the kitchen, the living room, and so forth. But I didn't have color TV. And while I wasn't a huge consumer of ramen, I ate a lot of pasta and tuna.

by **td11** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:05:56

housh, when i'm 26, you'll be 31 :-D

by **WilliamC** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:06:50

I am 24 and I am living with my parents. Luckily they have money. I am going to be out of here soon again once I get a better job(I just got laid off).

A sexy girlfriend would be nice right now but that isn't happening with my current situation. I just got to grin and bear it for now I guess.

I have a job in Camp Hill if I want it that is pretty decent. Housh, you are not alone, someday we will have a Trading Places type of ending except hopefully girls better looking than Jamie Lee Curtis.

by **Bakestar** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:09:01

Woody wrote:Bill you want to get together and swim in piles of money this weekend? I'll buy the champagne

Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we're thirst-ay

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:10:02

td11 wrote:housh, when i'm 26, you'll be 31

Now that's cruel.

by **WilliamC** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:10:47

30 sounds scary

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:12:04

I think I might be like Cinderella in that when I turn 30, I'll just become a fatass nerd. Or a drunk or some combination.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:14:04

I love that you think you might suddenly become a drunk when you're 30.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:14:13

Which edition of Cinderella was that?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:15:01

Well, like, a non-functioning drunk instead of a somewhat functioning drunk.

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:16:50

Slowhand wrote:Which edition of Cinderella was that?

This one?

by **WilliamC** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 17:26:00

I think when I turn 30 I am going to start shitting golden bricks

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