***HEY BSG LEGAL PROFESSIONALS***

If someone cuts the cheese during a trial, does the judge ever yell "ODOR IN THE COURT!" :?: Because I would SO do that if I were a judge. But only sometimes.

Looks like bucky's back on the painkillers

Bucky wrote:***HEY BSG LEGAL PROFESSIONALS***

If someone cuts the cheese during a trial, does the judge ever yell "ODOR IN THE COURT!" :?: Because I would SO do that if I were a judge. But only sometimes.

[/Jack Handey]

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Bucky wrote:***HEY BSG LEGAL PROFESSIONALS***

If someone cuts the cheese during a trial, does the judge ever yell "ODOR IN THE COURT!" :?: Because I would SO do that if I were a judge. But only sometimes.

I think the correct legal term is "Inflatio Feteo".

Bucky wrote:***HEY BSG LEGAL PROFESSIONALS***

If someone cuts the cheese during a trial, does the judge ever yell "ODOR IN THE COURT!" :?: Because I would SO do that if I were a judge. But only sometimes.

Never seen that, although I did see a judge make someone dance to the ringtone when her mobile phone rang mid-hearing.

Bakestar wrote:

Bucky wrote:***HEY BSG LEGAL PROFESSIONALS***

If someone cuts the cheese during a trial, does the judge ever yell "ODOR IN THE COURT!" :?: Because I would SO do that if I were a judge. But only sometimes.

Never seen that, although I did see a judge make someone dance to the ringtone when her mobile phone rang mid-hearing.

Part of me thinks that's funny. The other part of me thinks that the judge is a complete ass.

Slowhand wrote:

Bakestar wrote:

Bucky wrote:***HEY BSG LEGAL PROFESSIONALS***

If someone cuts the cheese during a trial, does the judge ever yell "ODOR IN THE COURT!" :?: Because I would SO do that if I were a judge. But only sometimes.

Never seen that, although I did see a judge make someone dance to the ringtone when her mobile phone rang mid-hearing.

Part of me thinks that's funny. The other part of me thinks that the judge is a complete ass.

Ringing cellphones are a frigging plague in the courts. Something needs to be done.

lol thanks for all the feedback, guys.

uh, it's not really as simple as "if you like her, just fuck her."
1) I don't find her attractive enough to just go for it. She's pretty and all, but meh.
2) She's a good friend. I'm with Housh on this one. My best friend is also female. I don't sex her. It works.
3) She's a prude. The amount of effort involved would not be worth the minimal results. And I'm 99.9% sure that she doesn't do the casual sex thing.


Soooo, yeah.

td11 wrote:lol thanks for all the feedback, guys.

uh, it's not really as simple as "if you like her, just $#@! her."
1) I don't find her attractive enough to just go for it. She's pretty and all, but meh.
2) She's a good friend. I'm with Housh on this one. My best friend is also female. I don't sex her. It works.
3) She's a prude. The amount of effort involved would not be worth the minimal results. And I'm 99.9% sure that she doesn't do the casual sex thing.


Soooo, yeah.

Fine, don't sleep with her. That wasn't my advice. But then don't sleep with her either.

i refuse to post in the wrestling thread just so i can find out who that really hot chick at the end of the wrestling video game commercial is.

Man, I had no idea Sesame Street so consistently brought in A-list stars.

td11 wrote:i refuse to post in the wrestling thread just so i can find out who that really hot chick at the end of the wrestling video game commercial is.

kelly kelly

she's teh realz

Howie Do It

BAHAHA

I hate how the supermarket usually only has ramen in chicken, beef, and shrimp flavor, but there are other like Cajun and Chili Chicken that are much better.

I'm at the point with my grad school applications where reading one piece of admissions information has the ability to change my mood for hours. Right now, I'm getting that sick feeling that I might end up applying to law schools next year.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate how the supermarket usually only has ramen in chicken, beef, and shrimp flavor, but there are other like Cajun and Chili Chicken that are much better.

For real? YOu can actually distinguish ramen flavors?

TenuredVulture wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate how the supermarket usually only has ramen in chicken, beef, and shrimp flavor, but there are other like Cajun and Chili Chicken that are much better.

For real? YOu can actually distinguish ramen flavors?

I lived off the spicy beef for a few months my sophomore year.

I've eaten a lot of ramen over the years.

TenuredVulture wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate how the supermarket usually only has ramen in chicken, beef, and shrimp flavor, but there are other like Cajun and Chili Chicken that are much better.

For real? YOu can actually distinguish ramen flavors?

My favorite is Salt!