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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Dec 07, 2008 23:57:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I've eaten a lot of ramen over the years.


I've eaten plenty. But I never did a side by side comparison.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Dec 08, 2008 00:09:36

Beef = brown water
Chicken = yellow water

I don't eat the shrimp, because i can't imagine it tasting good. The Chicken Picante is pretty good.
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Postby phatj » Mon Dec 08, 2008 00:13:27

Shrimp flavor is fine, if a vague fishiness suits you (it does me).
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Postby 1 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 00:48:34

this guy on the TMZ tv show looks exactly like joe blanton
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Postby Didn't I? » Mon Dec 08, 2008 01:25:59

The Plaxcico Burress courtroom drawing is outstanding.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Dec 08, 2008 04:22:41

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate how the supermarket usually only has ramen in chicken, beef, and shrimp flavor, but there are other like Cajun and Chili Chicken that are much better.

I'll tell ya what to do. Just use the noodles (ditch the flavor packet thing or save it for making chicken rice or whatever). Get yourself a jar of Chinese red pepper sauce. Put a little of that in the bowl. Squeeze in a clove of garlic (like with a garlic press). Add some soy sauce. Mix with some of the water you boiled the noodles in. Add the noodles. Mmmm.
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Postby VoxOrion » Mon Dec 08, 2008 08:20:25

The ingredients you just described cost more than three cases of Ramen.
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Postby Wizlah » Mon Dec 08, 2008 08:53:17

so I had a weird dream last night where dajafi showed up at the estate in dublin that I grew up on, except he actually worked for the london stock exchange when he wasn't writing mathematical economics textbooks for students, and I was explaining to him what happened when my ma's family had to move from rhodesia to ireland and she was growing up in ireland, and he said some really nice things and generally came across as a good guy. No, I don't remember what he looked like. I can never remember the faces of people in dreams.

I'm still shocked that ma was born in rhodesia. I mean, it casts my whole phillies phandom into doubt. How did she get to america? When was she thinking of telling me? WHO ARE ALL THE PEOPLE IN PHILLY PRETENDING TO BE MY RELATIVES?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:31:15

VoxOrion wrote:The ingredients you just described cost more than three cases of Ramen.


$3.29
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:33:03

Sometimes I drop a little smudge of peanut butter in there.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:15:07

First day in the new office at my new job. The heat isn't working, it's alaska cold up in here, on the upside though, the office is in a building that houses Northampton County Community College, so there are lots of girls that couldn't get in to real college running around.
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Postby theycallmeSPIKE » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:28:29

Bill McNeal wrote:First day in the new office at my new job. The heat isn't working, it's alaska cold up in here, on the upside though, the office is in a building that houses Northampton County Community College, so there are lots of girls that couldn't get in to real college running around.

Thats great. I still go to the same place to get my haircut on campus (its been over a year since i graduated...im getting old)partly because the eye candy is so amazing.
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Postby theycallmeSPIKE » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:30:46

Id say ramen is a major contributor to the dreaded freshman 15
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Postby Bakestar » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:39:29

theycallmeSPIKE wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:First day in the new office at my new job. The heat isn't working, it's alaska cold up in here, on the upside though, the office is in a building that houses Northampton County Community College, so there are lots of girls that couldn't get in to real college running around.

Thats great. I still go to the same place to get my haircut on campus (its been over a year since i graduated...im getting old)partly because the eye candy is so amazing.


I went to an overpriced dry cleaners for the better part of a year because the girl working there was sooooo hot.
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Postby pacino » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:41:26

Bakestar wrote:
theycallmeSPIKE wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:First day in the new office at my new job. The heat isn't working, it's alaska cold up in here, on the upside though, the office is in a building that houses Northampton County Community College, so there are lots of girls that couldn't get in to real college running around.

Thats great. I still go to the same place to get my haircut on campus (its been over a year since i graduated...im getting old)partly because the eye candy is so amazing.


I went to an overpriced dry cleaners for the better part of a year because the girl working there was sooooo hot.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:42:52

I keep on visiting this one website because

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Postby td11 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:47:55

mcnabb jersey + WFC hoodie today ftw
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Postby td11 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:48:29

also, my mom's hairdresser says pantene is the worst shampoo on the market, especially if you have thin hair.
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Postby Bucky » Mon Dec 08, 2008 13:08:25

pacino wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
theycallmeSPIKE wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:First day in the new office at my new job. The heat isn't working, it's alaska cold up in here, on the upside though, the office is in a building that houses Northampton County Community College, so there are lots of girls that couldn't get in to real college running around.

Thats great. I still go to the same place to get my haircut on campus (its been over a year since i graduated...im getting old)partly because the eye candy is so amazing.


I went to an overpriced dry cleaners for the better part of a year because the girl working there was sooooo hot.

They saw you coming a mile away.


shoulda worn baggier pants Bake

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Postby Wizlah » Mon Dec 08, 2008 13:11:32

Bucky wrote:
pacino wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
theycallmeSPIKE wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:First day in the new office at my new job. The heat isn't working, it's alaska cold up in here, on the upside though, the office is in a building that houses Northampton County Community College, so there are lots of girls that couldn't get in to real college running around.

Thats great. I still go to the same place to get my haircut on campus (its been over a year since i graduated...im getting old)partly because the eye candy is so amazing.


I went to an overpriced dry cleaners for the better part of a year because the girl working there was sooooo hot.

They saw you coming a mile away.


shoulda worn baggier pants Bake


There is no pant baggy enough. The guy is like a walking circus tent.
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