Desperately Random, like the elaborations of a bad liar

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 17:55:36

How the fuck do you untangle those fucking swag style Christmas lights? Just bought the fuck fucking things... new, out of the box, a fucking birds nest :evil:

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 18:12:21

Leave it to Beaver plot synopsis, episode 52

Ward takes the family camping for the weekend at Shadow Lake. The boys would rather stay home and watch the new movie "Jungle Fever"

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 18:15:29

Anyone here work at Taylor and Francis, 325 Chestnut Street, 8th Floor, Philadelphia PA? I have a problem and maybe instead of going through your phone tree, you can handle it? Do you know Sarah W?

by **Bucky** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 18:19:44

I'm Sarah W

by **VoxOrion** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 20:18:06

Oh no. It's presentation dress rehersal day.

"Thanks to ESL class I writes and speaks better"

by **philliesphhan** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 20:40:57

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I think I'm with your mailman. Seems weird that you put your mailbox inside the first line of defense.

I worded that kind of oddly. I meant he has a new mailbox instead of the crappy old one I used to have, so he shouldn't be pissed at me or anything. The mailbox is outside. What's weird to me is he used to put packages on the porch which is what UPS/FedEx usually do, but he doesn't seem to anymore.

by **kruker** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 20:46:10

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYi458oI0-8[/youtube]

Guy makes sculptures that fit inside the eye of a needle. Has sold his collection for 20million.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 21:36:03

but why would you need two chronographs?

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 21:40:05

Simply Red has a greatest hits album??? With 25 songs??!!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 21:46:30

that cd is mandatory in every used cd rack i've ever messed with

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 00:57:14

I saw Simply Red in concert a long time ago. Opened for Joe Jackson. Simply Red was pretty good. Joe Jackson was better.

by **td11** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 02:24:40

no matter how comfortable you are with a female friend, "you're fat lulz" will result in a fail like 98% of the time.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 03:17:47

Am I a bad person for Rickrolling my IT professor? We have like two classes left and she just made up stupid assignments so we have more opportunities to earn points, and the assignment in question is to list the URLs of five YouTube videos that explain how to use a digital camera.

All five of my links are to Rick Astley videos.

by **kruker** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 08:36:03

CrashburnAlley wrote:Am I a bad person for Rickrolling my IT professor? We have like two classes left and she just made up stupid assignments so we have more opportunities to earn points, and the assignment in question is to list the URLs of five YouTube videos that explain how to use a digital camera.

All five of my links are to Rick Astley videos.

Bad in the sense of being incredibly lame. :wink:

by **Werthless** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:57:16

Are all 5 of the videos variants on the original, like this one?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiQCJXpbKg[/youtube]

by **Grotewold** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:27:40

CrashburnAlley wrote:All five of my links are to Rick Astley videos.

His tape with "Never Gonna Give You Up" was the first tape I ever owned. From Columbia House, using the first of about twenty aliases.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:29:07

I know you're a few years older than me, but that still doesn't compute.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:30:53

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I know you're a few years older than me, but that still doesn't compute.

The way it used to be, you'd send in a dollar and get six tapes. They then billed you for shipping and the next three tapes.

I got around that by using aliases, though. The only must was for the name to be close enough to a part of my full name for the mailman to not send the tapes back. Being a child from a divorced home doubled my options there.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:32:19

Yeah, I know all that, but you picked Rick Astley.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:33:45

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Yeah, I know all that, but you picked Rick Astley.

The mid 80s were wild man. We all get a mulligan there.

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