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Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Dec 02, 2008 01:23:59

its cheap to live in GA. go for it.


and iw as going to bring up the point of south jersey being barren. man, i can't believe central jersey is that packed. NYC spillover.

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Postby kruker » Tue Dec 02, 2008 01:43:02

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.


For some reason this line from Se7en came to mind when the arbitration news came in.
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Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Dec 02, 2008 05:26:54

Anchorage is huge. I remember driving from Anchorage down the coast. We drove for a couple hours, through most empty countryside, and then there was a sign saying we were leaving Anchorage. I was like, "We're still in Anchorage?"

Great story, huh.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:22:07

Monkeyboy wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:well, no going back now. I just married my fiance's CD collection with my own.

On a related note, I'm not responsible for all the Jewel CDs now contained in "my" collection.


This was a big mistake.


Perhaps, but it really made sense from a space perspective. I'm sure I'll get frustrated on occasion when she takes one of my CDs to work and it disappears, but it's all in the name of love.


Women come and go, but your CDs are with you forever. This fact is evident every time you move. Some people, of course, opt for digital storage.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:23:21

Ramon Gris wrote:Anybody know anything about Savannah, Georgia? I'm considering moving there.


You'll probably have a tough time getting a decent sandwich.
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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:26:22

I have 156 dollars in the bank and am officially broke. Oh and still can't find a job.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:30:16

I've been harboring an idea of moving to a romanticized Savannah for about a year now. It's on my shortlist of locations for whenever I move out of here.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:39:10

CalvinBall wrote:I have 156 dollars in the bank and am officially broke. Oh and still can't find a job.

Couch surfing time?

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Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Dec 02, 2008 13:00:29

TenuredVulture wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:well, no going back now. I just married my fiance's CD collection with my own.

On a related note, I'm not responsible for all the Jewel CDs now contained in "my" collection.


This was a big mistake.


Perhaps, but it really made sense from a space perspective. I'm sure I'll get frustrated on occasion when she takes one of my CDs to work and it disappears, but it's all in the name of love.


Women come and go, but your CDs are with you forever. This fact is evident every time you move. Some people, of course, opt for digital storage.



I just finished scanning everything onto my computer the other day, so I'm covered.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 02, 2008 13:01:52

My ex-girlfriends always gank something on their way out and they're never shy about it, just, "I'm taking this one." The Looper cd I don't care about, but I'll probably never replace If You're Feeling Sinister.

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Postby Ramon Gris » Tue Dec 02, 2008 13:51:36

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I've been harboring an idea of moving to a romanticized Savannah for about a year now. It's on my shortlist of locations for whenever I move out of here.


A friend of mine is moving down there at the end of the month, and he's been trying to talk me into going. He found an apartment for me on Forsyth (?) Park for 695 a month. It looks like the girlfriend and I have finished, so it's about time to run away.

I'm tempted by the ratio of 100 females to every 83 males, as well as the big art school down there.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 02, 2008 13:53:26

695? I don't know what that neighborhood is like, but I always thought one of the big benefits of moving down there would be a dirt cheap apartment.

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Postby Ramon Gris » Tue Dec 02, 2008 14:06:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:695? I don't know what that neighborhood is like, but I always thought one of the big benefits of moving down there would be a dirt cheap apartment.


It's a pretty big apartment in a really good location, as I understand it. And it's like 500 less than I'm paying for the house we live in now. (Although that's different, because we've been paying extra to take down the principle on the mortgage)

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Dec 02, 2008 14:13:03

Thieving If You're Feeling Sinister should be punishable by chopping off a hand.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Bakestar » Tue Dec 02, 2008 14:24:28

Barry Jive wrote:Thieving If You're Feeling Sinister should be punishable by chopping off a hand.


A fey, limp-wristed, Scottish one... I TEASE U!
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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Dec 02, 2008 14:25:51

lol
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Bakestar » Tue Dec 02, 2008 14:26:09

Ramon Gris wrote:
I'm tempted by the ratio of 100 females to every 83 males, as well as the big art school down there.


There are definitely a lot of hot chix there, and the "artsy" girls there look like our cheerleaders. It's like the best of both worlds.

But get used to Southern cooking, which can be a shock to the system.
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Postby Bakestar » Tue Dec 02, 2008 14:27:19

I think there's a B&S B-side floating around called "A Wrist Chopped (Ocean's Boil)".
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Postby philliesphhan » Tue Dec 02, 2008 16:29:45

Why my mailman makes the effort to put packages on the steps going into my porch, but not opening the door and putting it in the porch is beyond me. He even has a nice, new-within-the-last-year mailbox to put the regular mail in.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 02, 2008 17:48:34

I think I'm with your mailman. Seems weird that you put your mailbox inside the first line of defense.

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