On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Monkeyboy wrote:TenuredVulture wrote:Monkeyboy wrote:well, no going back now. I just married my fiance's CD collection with my own.
On a related note, I'm not responsible for all the Jewel CDs now contained in "my" collection.
This was a big mistake.
Perhaps, but it really made sense from a space perspective. I'm sure I'll get frustrated on occasion when she takes one of my CDs to work and it disappears, but it's all in the name of love.
Ramon Gris wrote:Anybody know anything about Savannah, Georgia? I'm considering moving there.
CalvinBall wrote:I have 156 dollars in the bank and am officially broke. Oh and still can't find a job.
TenuredVulture wrote:Monkeyboy wrote:TenuredVulture wrote:Monkeyboy wrote:well, no going back now. I just married my fiance's CD collection with my own.
On a related note, I'm not responsible for all the Jewel CDs now contained in "my" collection.
This was a big mistake.
Perhaps, but it really made sense from a space perspective. I'm sure I'll get frustrated on occasion when she takes one of my CDs to work and it disappears, but it's all in the name of love.
Women come and go, but your CDs are with you forever. This fact is evident every time you move. Some people, of course, opt for digital storage.
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I've been harboring an idea of moving to a romanticized Savannah for about a year now. It's on my shortlist of locations for whenever I move out of here.
Houshphandzadeh wrote:695? I don't know what that neighborhood is like, but I always thought one of the big benefits of moving down there would be a dirt cheap apartment.
Ramon Gris wrote:
I'm tempted by the ratio of 100 females to every 83 males, as well as the big art school down there.