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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Sep 02, 2008 13:27:05

Don't you have some fancy phone?

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Postby Grotewold » Tue Sep 02, 2008 13:29:41

Woody wrote:I wonder if someone would be willing to text me PSU v. Oregon State updates on Saturday


Just send texts to 466-543 (GOOGLE) and put "Penn State score" as the message. It'll text you back in a few seconds.

Works for Phils (and lesser things like restaurant addresses) as well

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Postby Woody » Tue Sep 02, 2008 13:30:08

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Don't you have some fancy phone?


Yes, but I'll be driving so i won't be able to actively engage in the internets. I'd prefer play-by-play style texts that the wife can read to me with her best Steve Jones impression, "Clark over the middle to Quarless--remember him?--Andrew 30, 20, 10, 5 touchdown!!!!!"
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Woody » Tue Sep 02, 2008 13:30:55

Grotewold wrote:
Woody wrote:I wonder if someone would be willing to text me PSU v. Oregon State updates on Saturday


Just send texts to 466-543 (GOOGLE) and put "Penn State score" as the message. It'll text you back in a few seconds.

Works for Phils (and lesser things like restaurant addresses) as well


:shock:
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Sep 02, 2008 15:23:40

FTN wrote:Image

What kind of dog is that? Anyone?


I'll tell you what kind of dog that is. It's a BAD dog... using up all my cell minutes! %$#@!
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Sep 02, 2008 16:18:45

I can't hear people talk about Tropical Storm Ike without thinking immediately of the "Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy" episode of South Park. God, I love that episode.

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Postby Rev_Beezer » Tue Sep 02, 2008 16:26:57

G C
The Hulk and Chewbacca
D G
The undefeatable team
G C
One is a wookiee
D
The other one is friggin’ green
Bm C
Think that you can beat them?
D Am
Man, that’s just obscene
G C
The Hulk and Chewbacca
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The undefeatable team
Together we will win this game against the evil Space Yankees! Eat Fresh!

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Postby WilliamC » Tue Sep 02, 2008 16:34:27

I met Hannah Montana today at the Nittany Lion Inn. I was on housemen patrol for a day and I wasn't even aware that was where she was staying. The Jonas brothers are the too I guess.

I assumed they'd be at the Penn Stater
Do it again!

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Postby Woody » Tue Sep 02, 2008 16:45:46

pics?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby WilliamC » Tue Sep 02, 2008 17:03:03

Woody wrote:pics?


I don't want jail time.

No it was weird, I was helping a lady get to her room then when I started walking back down the hall I hear "yo" and she wanted to know if Whiskers had good food. There was also a large black man that had to have weighed 500 pounds behind her.
Do it again!

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Postby phatj » Tue Sep 02, 2008 17:09:05

This dude, WillyC?

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they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby WilliamC » Tue Sep 02, 2008 17:09:44

Holy shit
Do it again!

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Postby steagles » Tue Sep 02, 2008 17:33:51

phatj wrote:This dude, WillyC?

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now there's a man i could get behind.
if you don't know what the wrestlers are trying to do--how certain moves and holds are supposed to work and so forth, then it might just look like too sweaty guys rolling around on a mat.

Oh. I'm replying to a Steagles post. Um. OK.
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Postby LongDrive » Tue Sep 02, 2008 17:42:02

Woody wrote:I wonder if someone would be willing to text me PSU v. Oregon State updates on Saturday



Not a problem

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 02, 2008 19:07:58

This morning when I was putting in my contacts, I got a big glob of soap in my eye, and it still hurts.
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Postby VoxOrion » Tue Sep 02, 2008 20:49:02

You know, "Game Threat" is played.
“There are no cool kids. Just people who have good self-esteem and people who blame those people for their own bad self-esteem. “

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Postby MrsVox » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:00:06

I would really like to know where my dustpan and dustbrush went. I've got a pile of breakfast crumbs that need to go in the trash.

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Postby Woody » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:01:21

TenuredVulture wrote:This morning when I was putting in my contacts, I got a big glob of soap in my eye, and it still hurts.


Where was steagles when this happened
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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:20:06

Talk about your curious couples! The Daily Mirror reports that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson have gone on a two top-secret dates recently. “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger,” an insider told the paper. “They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.” The pair allegedly had such a good time they met again at another Malibu hideout. “They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela,” the source said. …
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:24:24

Is it possible the internet is just a fad?
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