Random Thoughts VI: The Undiscovered Country

by **Grotewold** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:55:31

Houshphandzadeh wrote:And for chrissake, how much of an egomaniac do you have to be to go ahead and focus the party entirely on yourself?

A college roommate of mine used to do that, and it never failed that at least half the girls would go with him. Not that I minded; it was a useful way to identify the idiots.

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:59:40

momadance wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:
momadance wrote:Where do 30 year olds go to find ass? I feel old at bars.

http://www.cuddleparty.com/

I find it odd that you know about that.

Heard about it on opie and anthony this morning. I really honestly don't know who in the world would go to something like that, I got uncomfortable just thinking about it.

by **momadance** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:01:05

Bill McNeal wrote:Heard about it on opie and anthony this morning. I really honestly don't know who in the world would go to something like that, I got uncomfortable just thinking about it.

Don't lie. You're a facilitator.

by **LongDrive** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:02:07

momadance wrote:Where do 30 year olds go to find ass? I feel old at bars.

"Michael's" in Bensalem

by **Bucky** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:12:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:They were playing good stuff. Talking Heads and Neil Young. Doesn't matter. I never have and never will understand the "It's funny because he's my friend!" sentiment.

And for chrissake, how much of an egomaniac do you have to be to go ahead and focus the party entirely on yourself?

I had quite a career as "acoustic guitar guy" (usually as a duo). Lots of party invites from people I/we hardly knew with the understanding that we'd bring our guitars. Sing-alongs are key.....

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:15:18

WHY BUCKY

WHY

:cry:

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:18:51

momadance wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Heard about it on opie and anthony this morning. I really honestly don't know who in the world would go to something like that, I got uncomfortable just thinking about it.

Don't lie. You're a facilitator.

I prefer Cuddle Commander.

by **MrsVox** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:26:06

TenuredVulture wrote:
MrsVox wrote:I'm really tired of crap that is sold these days. Brand new mower worked twice and now won't start (see elctric mower thread). I bought a Canon multifunction printer in November, only use it for scanning and faxing, and the ink tanks are faulty. You have to replace the ink to get it to work. Not print, just work -- scan, fax -- you can't do that unless the ink is "full" Nevermind that I've only printed like ten or twenty documents from it.

You're not talking about the Canon MX 700? So far, we love ours.

I am. Vox had to go out and buy me ink for it so I could could scan some stuff. There's stuff on the web about the problem -- aparently you can call and get free ink to fix the problem, but it was the weekend. The ink he bought me fixed the problem, for now.

by **momadance** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:27:13

Bill McNeal wrote:
momadance wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Heard about it on opie and anthony this morning. I really honestly don't know who in the world would go to something like that, I got uncomfortable just thinking about it.

Don't lie. You're a facilitator.

I prefer Cuddle Commander.

While going Commando? Thats just sick.

by **MrsVox** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:27:45

Woody wrote:It's not just gas prices. Has anyone seen the asking price for a vaginal delivery lately?

five figures, easy. teens to twenties, if I remember for the vox boys.

by **LongDrive** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:33:23

MrsVox wrote:
Woody wrote:It's not just gas prices. Has anyone seen the asking price for a vaginal delivery lately?

five figures, easy. teens to twenties, if I remember for the vox boys.

Add having a preemie on top of that and spending about 3 weeks in the hospital.

by **momadance** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:39:00

I love it when vagina delivers itself to my front door. That is priceless.

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:44:43

MrsVox wrote:
Woody wrote:It's not just gas prices. Has anyone seen the asking price for a vaginal delivery lately?

five figures, easy. teens to twenties, if I remember for the vox boys.

$35k was the amount they billed insurance for our little guy.

by **Phight On!** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:56:55

It's fucking May 10th and I had to turn the heat on.

by **Woody** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:58:23

LongDrive wrote:
MrsVox wrote:
Woody wrote:It's not just gas prices. Has anyone seen the asking price for a vaginal delivery lately?

five figures, easy. teens to twenties, if I remember for the vox boys.

Add having a preemie on top of that and spending about 3 weeks in the hospital.

Um, no thanks

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:58:49

Bill McNeal wrote:
momadance wrote:Where do 30 year olds go to find ass? I feel old at bars.

http://www.cuddleparty.com/

That is some fucked up shit.

by **momadance** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:58:57

Phight On! wrote:It's $#@! May 10th and I had to turn the heat on.

My ex had the A/C on last night. I wanted to smack her. I froze my ass off.

by **Woody** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:59:23

Just hear lil' Splinter's heart beat again this morning. Which was scary at first because they couldn't find it for a while...

by **The Red Tornado** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:02:20

momadance wrote:
Phight On! wrote:It's $#@! May 10th and I had to turn the heat on.

My ex had the A/C on last night. I wanted to smack her. I froze my ass off.

I wouldve moved out by now- what's holding you up or do you want to pick up sleazy chicks and bring them back to the place?

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:02:58

Woody wrote:Just hear lil' Splinter's heart beat again this morning. Which was scary at first because they couldn't find it for a while...

Mrs. McNeal and I were talking about that last night, she was listening to Jr's chest, she thought he was getting sick, and heard his heart beat and we were talking about those doctor visits when it took a few to find the heart beat. You sit there sweating and then all of the sudden you hear it and it's such a relief.

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