Random Thoughts VI: The Undiscovered Country

by **Phight On!** » Tue May 13, 2008 21:27:41

Note to self and married men everywhere.

Do not spend part of your wife's commission check on "stupid" stuff (to her anyway) like this without asking her first: Behold

And especially not when the ebay account is listed under our home email address which she never checks until today.

Apparently she doesn't appreciate autographed memorabilia as much as I do- nor does she care about my future sports bar/TV viewing room where I plan on displaying said memorabilia with the rest of my collection (Barry Bonds bat, Muhammad Ali gloves and trunks, all kinds of USC stuff, etc...).

Bah the room is going to be strictly No Ma'am Al Bundy style anyway.

by **LongDrive** » Tue May 13, 2008 22:30:40

Really Howard, is it the "Really BIG Show"?

by **mickbayne** » Tue May 13, 2008 22:36:54

Phight On! wrote:Note to self and married men everywhere.

Do not spend part of your wife's commission check on "stupid" stuff (to her anyway) like this without asking her first: Behold

And especially not when the ebay account is listed under our home email address which she never checks until today.

Apparently she doesn't appreciate autographed memorabilia as much as I do- nor does she care about my future sports bar/TV viewing room where I plan on displaying said memorabilia with the rest of my collection (Barry Bonds bat, Muhammad Ali gloves and trunks, all kinds of USC stuff, etc...).

Bah the room is going to be strictly No Ma'am Al Bundy style anyway.

Sweeeeeeet! Wish I had bought one for $100 when I had the chance. It hasn't been updated in a while, but you can see of gallery of some others HERE.

Indonesian Kratom?! wtf? :lol:

by **Phight On!** » Tue May 13, 2008 22:59:34

mickbayne wrote:Sweeeeeeet! Wish I had bought one for $100 when I had the chance. It hasn't been updated in a while, but you can see of gallery of some others HERE.

Indonesian Kratom?! wtf?

Ha. I actually had that same page bookmarked.

Dude you wouldn't believe the shit you can buy on ebay. I know all of the recipes. :wink:

by **Phight On!** » Wed May 14, 2008 00:14:08

Let me give you an example. This is for informational purposes only. I do not recommend anybody ordering that stuff. Seriously.

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Holy shit, I totally forgot to mention the irony of all ironies from my dr appointment today. Long story short as possible, I have been having problems eating over the last couple of weeks. My big ass got up to 244 lbs on April 26th and I stepped on the scale this morning and I weighed 227. Even 227 probably sounds like a lot but I'm tall with a big frame. So yeah 17 lbs in less than 3 weeks. I have been drinking water and pedialyte like crazy to try and stay hydrated but it's not going so well.

Anyway I go to the dr today and he prescribes me Marinol which is made from the active ingredient in pot (THC). The off label use is for anybody who is having problems with their appetite. If anybody looks it up- no i don't have cancer or the hiv. I said, "Doc, you know I smoke an 1/8 a day. Do you really want me to take more?" He literally put his hands in his ears and said, "lalalala I didn't hear that. Please just try the rx." I laughed my ass off. So far, I got nothing.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed May 14, 2008 00:20:32

I honestly can't believe I have to root for Chelsea next week.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed May 14, 2008 09:48:58

Pedro Rosa wrote:cigarettes should be packaged w/ the filters facing down.

I disagree.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed May 14, 2008 09:49:25

jerseyhoya wrote:I honestly can't believe I have to root for Chelsea next week.

I can't believe that this is what I was thinking about at 12:20 last night.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed May 14, 2008 09:54:23

I can.

There's also a grudge match in my head right now between buying a new Phillies hat or a Torres Spain jersey when I get paid on Friday. Knowing myself, I'll get both.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed May 14, 2008 09:59:48

This whole Spygate deal has me thinking that cover-ups are oftena good thing.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:02:35

I just heard a strange noise outside of my office and now I'm afraid to leave for the rest of my work day.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:32:10

I know what you're thinking Housh- but you use a 'y' instead of an 'i' and you're a 'B' short, sorry.

by **Phight On!** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:45:21

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
I know what you're thinking Housh- but you use a 'y' instead of an 'i' and you're a 'B' short, sorry.

You mean your name isn't Touraj?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:47:58

Not since the conversion.

by **Phight On!** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:51:07

What's next? Are you going to tell me that you aren't even 1/2 Iranian and 1/2 African American?

What a disappointment.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:55:22

No, that's true.

by **The Red Tornado** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:58:55

Phight On! wrote:What's next? Are you going to tell me that you aren't even 1/2 Iranian and 1/2 African American?

What a disappointment.

David Williams, runner-up to the 2004 WSOP main event is 1/2 Iranian and 1/2 AA

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed May 14, 2008 13:15:37

My roof has a leak.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed May 14, 2008 13:16:26

Is it that house in the Mrs. Jackson video?

by **Phight On!** » Wed May 14, 2008 15:00:20

The Red Tornado wrote:
Phight On! wrote:What's next? Are you going to tell me that you aren't even 1/2 Iranian and 1/2 African American?

What a disappointment.

David Williams, runner-up to the 2004 WSOP main event is 1/2 Iranian and 1/2 AA

Interestingly enough, so is T.J. Houshmandzadeh. :-D

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