Random Thoughts VI: The Undiscovered Country

by **Phight On!** » Tue May 13, 2008 09:05:17

I really need Chuck Berry or Bob Elliot to die.

My dead-pool is up to 3K.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue May 13, 2008 09:08:29

Also

TRIVIA CHAMPS

outbrained all those mothers

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:19:20

I think my #1 prospect is better looking in my head than in reality. :?

by **momadance** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:27:29

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I think my #1 prospect is better looking in my head than in reality. :?

Nothing a little Wild Turkey won't fix.

by **momadance** » Tue May 13, 2008 12:26:12

I've started to get my farm system in order.

by **td11** » Tue May 13, 2008 12:58:05

Uncle Milty wrote:
td11 wrote:i got the interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with the cute chick?

unfortunately, no this is for a month long peer mentoring thing with exchange saudi students. the pay is $2000. FOR A MONTH. actually only 25 days. i really hope i get it.

no, the cute chick thing goes down tomorrow. pray for me, milty.

by **Bucky** » Tue May 13, 2008 15:09:43

td11 wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
td11 wrote:i got the interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with the cute chick?

unfortunately, no this is for a month long peer mentoring thing with exchange saudi students. the pay is $2000. FOR A MONTH. actually only 25 days. i really hope i get it.

no, the cute chick thing goes down tomorrow. pray for me, milty.

Where's the lunch??? I'm taking a customer to lunch down there tomorrow....I'll show up and ask for your autograph or something....

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue May 13, 2008 15:17:20

td11 wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
td11 wrote:i got the interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with the cute chick?

unfortunately, no this is for a month long peer mentoring thing with exchange saudi students. the pay is $2000. FOR A MONTH. actually only 25 days. i really hope i get it.

no, the cute chick thing goes down tomorrow. pray for me, milty.

We have a number of Saudi exchange students, except they're originally from Pakistan. They play cricket and everything.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue May 13, 2008 15:30:55

Onion bagels taste good for hours.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue May 13, 2008 15:51:48

by **Phight On!** » Tue May 13, 2008 16:22:00

Holy shit. Miley Cyrus is only 15?

I may have to go to confession and I'm not even religious, let alone catholic.

Beezer- Can you help a brother out?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue May 13, 2008 16:22:53

I think you'd need a Catholic priest for that.

edit: The child rape I mean. My joke sucks.

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue May 13, 2008 16:27:14

TenuredVulture wrote:

shouldn't merit #5 be in the demerits section?

by **Phight On!** » Tue May 13, 2008 17:19:34

I get the joke but I don't understand why they made the highest possible score 25 and not 24. It puts them in a whole other bracket.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Tue May 13, 2008 17:20:22

Phight On! wrote:Holy $#@!. Miley Cyrus is only 15?

I may have to go to confession and I'm not even religious, let alone catholic.

Beezer- Can you help a brother out?

It's alright. It was legal in biblical times.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue May 13, 2008 17:22:47

Phight On! wrote:I get the joke but I don't understand why they made the highest possible score 25 and not 24. It puts them in a whole other bracket.

I think there are more items on the test.

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue May 13, 2008 17:31:48

I just assumed the other points were gained in the oral portion of the test.

by **Phight On!** » Tue May 13, 2008 17:39:03

beezer210 wrote:
Phight On! wrote:Holy $#@!. Miley Cyrus is only 15?

I may have to go to confession and I'm not even religious, let alone catholic.

Beezer- Can you help a brother out?

It's alright. It was legal in biblical times.

Thank you. I really need to start paying attention to pop culture a little more. I don't really watch anything but sports on TV. The asshole who emailed me the pic of her in her bra is a sicko.

TenuredVulture wrote:
Phight On! wrote:I get the joke but I don't understand why they made the highest possible score 25 and not 24. It puts them in a whole other bracket.

I think there are more items on the test.

In that case, please post the other 200 pages so my wife won't fail miserably.

by **MrsVox** » Tue May 13, 2008 17:40:50

TenuredVulture wrote:

I got a 14. I am a complete failure.

by **Pedro Rosa** » Tue May 13, 2008 20:36:24

cigarettes should be packaged w/ the filters facing down.

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