Random Thoughts VI: The Undiscovered Country

Postby Slowhand » Sat May 10, 2008 17:10:24

I really hate it when you go to a company's web site (or talk to an employee that works there), and you just can't figure out what the hell it is that the company actually does because they feel the need to dress it up with so much vague corporate jargon that it makes absolutely no sense.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby Rev_Beezer » Sat May 10, 2008 18:06:23

I'm supposed to share some words at the Relay for Life Luminaria service tonight, and I have no idea what I'm going to say.
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Postby Philly the Kid » Sat May 10, 2008 18:07:32

In about 45 minutes, the wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill will show up outside my pad and take over a few trees and cackle away...

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Postby Bucky » Sat May 10, 2008 20:31:48

FILE A COMPLAINT AND THE COPS WILL COME AND CAP THEIR GREEN AZZEZ

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat May 10, 2008 23:22:29

Those tornado sirens are loud. But I think the danger has passed.
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Postby FlightRisk » Sun May 11, 2008 01:01:21

A serious tool box deficit has been reported to the authorities.
I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun May 11, 2008 01:23:53

Floppy's new avatar/screen name makes me think he's like 50.

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Postby WilliamC » Sun May 11, 2008 13:01:25

The Deadliest Catch kicks my ass!
Do it again!

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Postby MrsVox » Sun May 11, 2008 13:40:11

I'm really tired of crap that is sold these days. Brand new mower worked twice and now won't start (see elctric mower thread). I bought a Canon multifunction printer in November, only use it for scanning and faxing, and the ink tanks are faulty. You have to replace the ink to get it to work. Not print, just work -- scan, fax -- you can't do that unless the ink is "full" Nevermind that I've only printed like ten or twenty documents from it.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun May 11, 2008 15:23:19

I have to decide today if I will start summer session tomorrow or take the summer off and live it up. What to do?

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Postby WilliamC » Sun May 11, 2008 15:30:16

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I have to decide today if I will start summer session tomorrow or take the summer off and live it up. What to do?


There is a smart decision and a good decision in there. I take good over smart.
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Postby z ipper » Sun May 11, 2008 16:20:13

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so between march 1 and october 1, when it's some time between 2 and 6 in the morn, you can't drive by this sign more than once in a two hour period, right?

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun May 11, 2008 16:33:48

government in action

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Postby meatball » Sun May 11, 2008 17:36:36

We have a no cruising rule here, too.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun May 11, 2008 17:43:33

MrsVox wrote:I'm really tired of crap that is sold these days. Brand new mower worked twice and now won't start (see elctric mower thread). I bought a Canon multifunction printer in November, only use it for scanning and faxing, and the ink tanks are faulty. You have to replace the ink to get it to work. Not print, just work -- scan, fax -- you can't do that unless the ink is "full" Nevermind that I've only printed like ten or twenty documents from it.


You're not talking about the Canon MX 700? So far, we love ours.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun May 11, 2008 18:39:08

I feel a little bad about all the blackberry brambles we pulled out of our garden. I know they'll come back, but it's pretty cool having berries right in your back yard, even if it's not all that many.
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Postby 1 » Sun May 11, 2008 18:50:13

accidentally clicked on the politics thread because i thought it was this thread

never do that again
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun May 11, 2008 20:52:58

We're getting an awful lot of rain here

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Postby Woody » Sun May 11, 2008 21:22:44

Best company tagline ever?

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fill your holes, lol
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun May 11, 2008 23:12:02

jerseyhoya wrote:We're getting an awful lot of rain here


That was the system that scared the shit out of us last night. In the end, though, we got about 10-20 minutes of really intense rain, and then it was over. Today was stunningly nice.
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