Random Thoughts VI: The Undiscovered Country

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 23, 2008 23:34:36

I've never seen it, but the Bill Engvall show has got to be rock bottom for this country.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri May 23, 2008 23:42:13

I really like the Stevie G avatar.

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Postby momadance » Sat May 24, 2008 00:38:11

Posting cell phone pics on a message board of random chicks you see in a bar is on an entirely different scale of lameness than redtube. In fact, not only is it well beyond lame but it is straight up f*cking creepy. People who do that sh*t are the same people who end up on here.

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Sat May 24, 2008 01:04:54

momadance wrote:Posting cell phone pics on a message board of random chicks you see in a bar is on an entirely different scale of lameness than redtube. In fact, not only is it well beyond lame but it is straight up f*cking creepy. People who do that sh*t are the same people who end up on here.

That's nice and all if only you could live happily in the belief that you're right about me, but you're not. I've only every posted ONE picture of a random chick here and I was completely up front about tagging her as such.(for those unsure of who that might be, that would be the girl with green hair from St. Pat's 2007 and I only posted that picture because I thought the picture was funny) Every other picture has been a legitimate friend and nothing close to a random chick. Sorry. You guys and your jealousy really crack me up because I've never claimed anything beyond what's the truth.

For the record, I've never ONCE posted a random cell phone picture of a random girl from a bar. I've got better things to do with my time. Usually, tthey involve finding things that are far less lame than Redtube.

I've never once posted a cell phone picture of a random chick I've seen in bar on this message board. Sorry. I'll see what I can do to rectify that situation because I'm sure I see some things on a week to week basis that would interest the readership here in a "I wish I saw things like that on a regular basis" kind of way.

Anyway, I've been downstairs because my friends came by to see me, but I came back home for a free drink so I can not give more money to the cheap bitch who owns the building that I live in. One more cheap drink and I'll be gone. Enjoy the rest of your night!

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Postby philliesphhan » Sat May 24, 2008 01:09:57

Drugs Delaney wrote:Hey, Woody! Sorry, I think Redtube is supremely overrated. It's the everyman's choice and I look down on everymen. To the Redtube fans out there, I say, "show some initiative and the Internet will be your friend and you'll learn that there's so much more out there for you if you're willing to give the world half a chance.


:?: What initiative could one have at 2am? It's like not people are on redtube at 3 in the afternoon (I assume)
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat May 24, 2008 01:17:25

for someone who says not to take things so seriously, i think you overrate how seriously people take redtube

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Postby meatball » Sat May 24, 2008 02:24:27

philliesphhan wrote:
Drugs Delaney wrote:Hey, Woody! Sorry, I think Redtube is supremely overrated. It's the everyman's choice and I look down on everymen. To the Redtube fans out there, I say, "show some initiative and the Internet will be your friend and you'll learn that there's so much more out there for you if you're willing to give the world half a chance.


:?: What initiative could one have at 2am? It's like not people are on redtube at 3 in the afternoon (I assume)
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Postby Drugs Delaney » Sat May 24, 2008 02:30:09

ReadingPhilly wrote:for someone who says not to take things so seriously, i think you overrate how seriously people take redtube

Perhaps, but if you're claiming it's changed your life, I have to wonder why. For real.

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Sat May 24, 2008 02:39:30

I'm not sure what to make of this, but I had an interesting conversation tonight, my first ever, with a girl I've long referred to as "Spacesuit Girl" because she once wore an outfit that was essentially a silver dress that made her look like a space girl. Nice enough girl, I guess, but she clearly takes herself too seriously. Still, not as seriously as I had expected from her. I suppose that's a good thing.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat May 24, 2008 03:45:33

If I have one window half open, do I have to worry if these squares can hear my music? To be fair, I might play some bull shit rap in about two minutes.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat May 24, 2008 03:56:49

I have such a hard time peeling myself off the computer desk to watch tv at the end of the night because music + internet beats tv by a mormon mile.

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Postby Phight On! » Sat May 24, 2008 04:43:19

Houshphandzadeh wrote:If I have one window half open, do I have to worry if these squares can hear my music? To be fair, I might play some bull $#@! rap in about two minutes.


Fuck them. I'm blasting music right now and gettin nasty.
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Postby Phight On! » Sat May 24, 2008 05:06:59

Holy shit. I just did the math and if I were I was a drug dealer I could make $5400/month with just 2 RX's. There is no way no way I would ever do that though. It's just not worth ricking it.

OC80 - $40/ea ** Qty 90 = $3600 + Rox30 - $20/ea * 90 = $1800 (#3600 + $1800 = $5400)

If I lived in Kentucky I would get $10800 + $4050 = $18,450 per month.

I guess that it why they call it it 'hillbilly heroin'
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Postby swishnicholson » Sat May 24, 2008 11:05:36

I'm pretty tired of hearing about those poor Duke lacrosse players.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat May 24, 2008 11:32:35

Opening night went well. Lots of laughs, we covered each other's mistakes pretty well.

It's pretty touch for a really shoe-string community theater to put on a production with 14 cast members.
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Postby smitty » Sat May 24, 2008 11:50:23

Phight On! wrote:Holy $#@!. I just did the math and if I were I was a drug dealer I could make $5400/month with just 2 RX's. There is no way no way I would ever do that though. It's just not worth ricking it.

OC80 - $40/ea ** Qty 90 = $3600 + Rox30 - $20/ea * 90 = $1800 (#3600 + $1800 = $5400)

If I lived in Kentucky I would get $10800 + $4050 = $18,450 per month.

I guess that it why they call it it 'hillbilly heroin'


There's a lotta overhead though. You gotta get you a Glock and a tricked out car and you have a posse to take care of and the chicks and stuff like that. It runs in to quite a bundle.

Then you need to buy a drug dealer house and they ain't cheap. Then you have to turn it into a compound for when the ATF anf FBI and local Po Po all come to get you and you hole up in there. You have to have a compound so the TV crew can talk about how Phight On is holed up inside his compound with his posse and his chicks and his Glock for 24 hours a day until they take you down.

So that $18,450 doesn't really go as far as you'd think. But if you survive the shoot out with the coppers you can write a book and go on Oprah and stuff and that's not so bad.
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Postby momadance » Sat May 24, 2008 12:27:46

Drugs Delaney wrote:
momadance wrote:Posting cell phone pics on a message board of random chicks you see in a bar is on an entirely different scale of lameness than redtube. In fact, not only is it well beyond lame but it is straight up f*cking creepy. People who do that sh*t are the same people who end up on here.

Sorry. You guys and your jealousy really crack me up because I've never claimed anything beyond what's the truth.

For the record, I've never ONCE posted a random cell phone picture of a random girl from a bar. I've got better things to do with my time. Usually, tthey involve finding things that are far less lame than Redtube.


I'm not sure I would call trolling craigslist or paying girls at the bar to take pictures with oneself any less lame than redtube. I could be wrong, but maybe it is way cooler than redtube.

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Postby Trent Steele » Sat May 24, 2008 14:29:09

Drugs Delaney wrote:
That's nice and all if only you could live happily in the belief that you're right about me, but you're not. I've only every posted ONE picture of a random chick here and I was completely up front about tagging her as such.(for those unsure of who that might be, that would be the girl with green hair from St. Pat's 2007 and I only posted that picture because I thought the picture was funny) Every other picture has been a legitimate friend and nothing close to a random chick. Sorry. You guys and your jealousy really crack me up because I've never claimed anything beyond what's the truth.

For the record, I've never ONCE posted a random cell phone picture of a random girl from a bar. I've got better things to do with my time. Usually, tthey involve finding things that are far less lame than Redtube.
I've never once posted a cell phone picture of a random chick I've seen in bar on this message board. Sorry. I'll see what I can do to rectify that situation because I'm sure I see some things on a week to week basis that would interest the readership here in a "I wish I saw things like that on a regular basis" kind of way.

Anyway, I've been downstairs because my friends came by to see me, but I came back home for a free drink so I can not give more money to the cheap bitch who owns the building that I live in. One more cheap drink and I'll be gone. Enjoy the rest of your night!


Drugs Delaney wrote:Hey, Woody! Sorry, I think Redtube is supremely overrated. It's the everyman's choice and I look down on everymen. To the Redtube fans out there, I say, "show some initiative and the Internet will be your friend and you'll learn that there's so much more out there for you if you're willing to give the world half a chance.



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Postby Disco Stu » Sat May 24, 2008 14:34:01

xtube???
Check The Good Phight, you might learn something.

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Postby Woody » Sat May 24, 2008 15:55:34

Drugs Delaney wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:for someone who says not to take things so seriously, i think you overrate how seriously people take redtube

Perhaps, but if you're claiming it's changed your life, I have to wonder why. For real.


HE JUST BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND IT WAS A JOKE THIS IS TEH RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD YOU CREEPY ARROGANT PRICK
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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