Woody wrote:

Drugs Delaney wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:for someone who says not to take things so seriously, i think you overrate how seriously people take redtube

Perhaps, but if you're claiming it's changed your life, I have to wonder why. For real.

HE JUST BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND IT WAS A JOKE THIS IS TEH RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD YOU CREEPY ARROGANT PRICK

What, no ZOMG!!! ?

ZO MY GOD

Woody wrote:

Drugs Delaney wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:for someone who says not to take things so seriously, i think you overrate how seriously people take redtube

Perhaps, but if you're claiming it's changed your life, I have to wonder why. For real.

HE JUST BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND IT WAS A JOKE THIS IS TEH RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD YOU CREEPY ARROGANT PRICK

Calm down, Woody. Everything's going to be okay.

Woody wrote:

Drugs Delaney wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:for someone who says not to take things so seriously, i think you overrate how seriously people take redtube

Perhaps, but if you're claiming it's changed your life, I have to wonder why. For real.

HE JUST BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND IT WAS A JOKE THIS IS TEH RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD YOU CREEPY ARROGANT PRICK

From now on, everyone use some sort of emoticon so that Drugs can keep up. Yes, even obvious jokes like momadance's will require them. :?:

I do agree that redtube is lame, though. So many better porn sites out there.

THERE"S PORN ON TEH INTRAWEBS??!!!11?

I miss J. E. Magee

hi guys.

how was yall's friday night(s)?

My Friday night was spectacular, but my morning and continuing into this moment hasn't been very pleasant.

I plan on making myself feel better with wondrous drink

you?

Mine was pretty dope for expecting to not go out at all.

I saw the dude who runs the beer distributor around the corner from me at the bar and we went back to his place and he had some super kush and I got to play Wii for the first time. Was I just twisted or is it pretty damn hard the first time? I only scored four runs in nine innings of baseball and wasn't much better at tennis.

I did puss out on hot Saudi though.

And I repressed the pathetic Phils game.

Hey td. Ended up going to the corner bar and drinking too much. Passed out 'round 3am. The usual, really.

mine wasn't too bad. it's the last weekend before we're done with the semester, so there was a lot going on.

ended up going to a house party where i saw an old HS friend i hadn't seen since graduation. she was probably a 8.5 in my book back then. she looked about a 9.7 last night, and i hadn't had much to drink. and her sorta hideous boyfriend (6.5, mayyyybe 7 if you're feeling generous) was there and looking all big and buff.

she did hug me for, like, a minute literally, so i'm probably in.

also, my friend's friend from NYC was visiting and he's a hilarious drunk. He has a speech impediment that makes him sound like he has an accent, and in combination with his already outgoing personality, results in him talking to at least 15 girls. it's hilarious/mortifying. i can't wait to visit him over the summer.

oh, and wii baseball is really hard, i think.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Mine was pretty dope for expecting to not go out at all.

I saw the dude who runs the beer distributor around the corner from me at the bar and we went back to his place and he had some super kush and I got to play Wii for the first time. Was I just twisted or is it pretty damn hard the first time? I only scored four runs in nine innings of baseball and wasn't much better at tennis.

I did puss out on hot Saudi though.

And I repressed the pathetic Phils game.

If I recall, baseball was the hardest to pick up.

smitty wrote:There's a lotta overhead though. You gotta get you a Glock and a tricked out car and you have a posse to take care of and the chicks and stuff like that. It runs in to quite a bundle.

Then you need to buy a drug dealer house and they ain't cheap. Then you have to turn it into a compound for when the ATF anf FBI and local Po Po all come to get you and you hole up in there. You have to have a compound so the TV crew can talk about how Phight On is holed up inside his compound with his posse and his chicks and his Glock for 24 hours a day until they take you down.

So that $18,450 doesn't really go as far as you'd think. But if you survive the shoot out with the coppers you can write a book and go on Oprah and stuff and that's not so bad.

Yeah I don't know what I was thinking last night. I know you were kidding but I was only talking about selling what is given to me for $25 in co-pays to make $5400- nothing like Tony Montana. But just think about that for a second. That is how much these things are in demand. People in the midwest are paying $1.50 per milligram. This is why I called it an epidemic in a different thread. Of course to make that much money you would have to sell them as singles which means you deal with a lot of people which means you take on a lot more risk. It would be much wiser to hand them all off to one person you trust and split the pot. Regardless I'm not a drug dealer and I don't need the $, so I don't even know why I would think of something like that. And for the record I (or technically my wife) already owns a G21 and I used to have a posse until we all started getting married and having kids. If you consider a 92 Camry with 1 black door handle and 3 maroon handles as being tricked out, mark that off of your list, too.

Seriously is there a way I can be banned from posting between 2:00 AM and 10:00 AM on a daily basis? I wake up the next day and just shake my head- it's definitely embarrassing. If not for the auto-spellchecker I don't know what my posts would look like.

Dude do NOT quit posting during those times. They are All Star submissions to this here board. You're like the Whitey Ashburn of posters my man.

i'm watching tila tequila ................. :?: :?: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Phight On! wrote:Regardless I'm not a drug dealer and I don't need the $, so I don't even know why I would think of something like that.

Who hasn't stared at a bunch of unused pain killers and think, "it's a shame for these to go to waste. I wonder how much I could get for them?"

I know I have. But going from thought to deed is fortunately for those around me (and I'm guessing you and I have at least this much in common, Mr. Phight On) a pretty long journey.

These Herr's Kettle Cooked Boardwalk Salt and Vinegar potato chips might be the best potato chips I've ever had in my whole life.

jerseyhoya wrote:These Herr's Kettle Cooked Boardwalk Salt and Vinegar potato chips might be the best potato chips I've ever had in my whole life.

Those are my favorite snack right now

I don't want to sour the game thread, but three more people were murdered this morning in Philadelphia.

The play is over. If anyone posts any scenes on youtube, I'll post them here. I mean in the youtube thread.