Random Thoughts VI: The Undiscovered Country

Postby Phight On! » Fri May 23, 2008 16:20:14

td11 wrote:
Phight On! wrote:What made you think I lived in Cali? Edit: Being a fan of USC?

I'm guessing the Starr gift certificate comment tipped you off.

I've made it to the Turf Club next to the stadiums in 10-12 minutes before and have lived in the same town in South Jersey (albeit 5 or 6 miles away from my parents' house) all of my life.


yeah the USC thing, basically. so how did you end up becoming such a huge USC fan?


You don't just pick a favorite team. It kind of comes naturally. The short answer is Marcus Allen being my favorite player as a kid and my dad always raving about USC and OJ Simpson from when he was in his mid 20's.

I went through a lot of losing seasons with them. I'll still never forget when an old friend (who is a HUGE Alabama fan) left something like 18 messages on my answering machine when Bama hired Dennis Franchione (who was the coach that everybody wanted at the time) and USC hired PC as their 3rd choice. Half of them were of him saying 1 or 2 words and then just laughing hysterically and telling me to pick up the phone because he knew I was screening his calls. Franchione didn't work out so well at Bama so whenever I bump into him I make sure to bring up the fact that PC hasn't exactly been a bust at SC.

I know the Phillies and Sixers have won championships in my lifetime but I was too young to really remember. When USC beat Michigan in the 04 Rose Bowl, I knew they would win 1/2 of the national championship so while it felt very good, it was bittersweet because the BCS screwed them. When they destroyed Oklahoma in the 2005 Orange Bowl for the AP and BCS championship, it was the best feeling of my whole life. I hope we all get to share that feeling with the Phils and/or Eagles in the very immediate future.
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Postby Phight On! » Fri May 23, 2008 16:41:51

VoxOrion wrote:Closing at 4:00 is NOT closing early. Closing at 1:00 is. Maybe 2:00. An hour early (or 30 minutes, depending on when you arrive at work) is a bunch of crap.


LOL

My wife's company let her out "early" as well at 4:00. When I worked at the same place (that's how we met) HR would always say 4:00 but I never stayed past 1:00 or 2:00. I would call my immediate boss- really cool guy who was the CIO of the company- at 11:00 and ask if I could leave at 1:00. He would call me a sucker and say that he was leaving at noon. Then once people knew that me and the rest of my department were leaving early, it caused a snowball effect and everybody else left at 1:00, too.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri May 23, 2008 16:42:24

I was in the office for a couple of minutes last week.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 23, 2008 16:46:05

man fuck you guys

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 23, 2008 16:46:18

how about a rub it in thread

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri May 23, 2008 16:47:35

Houshphandzadeh wrote:how about a rub it in thread


I'm nursing a cold Sierra Nevada while watching CL season highlights on ESPN2.

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Postby momadance » Fri May 23, 2008 16:49:58

how about a rub it out thread? oh, there's already a hotties thread around somewhere.

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Postby Grotewold » Fri May 23, 2008 16:53:06

Your time will come Phandz

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 23, 2008 16:56:18

Thing that sucks is that I blew about 400 bucks last weekend when friends come to town, so I think this weekend, it's just beer and basketball

:cry: :cry: :cry:

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Postby momadance » Fri May 23, 2008 16:57:52

I hope my ex isn't home when I get there.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri May 23, 2008 16:58:34

momadance wrote:I hope my ex isn't home when I get there.


Three words: Break up sex.
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Postby momadance » Fri May 23, 2008 17:15:24

TenuredVulture wrote:
momadance wrote:I hope my ex isn't home when I get there.


Three words: Break up sex.


I got other plans for this weekend ... That don't include her. At least after Sunday morning I'll never see her again.

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Postby Phight On! » Fri May 23, 2008 17:17:12

momadance wrote:
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momadance wrote:I hope my ex isn't home when I get there.


Three words: Break up sex.


I got other plans for this weekend ... That don't include her. At least after Sunday morning I'll never see her again.


You might as well hate fuck her for old time's sake.
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Postby philliesphhan » Fri May 23, 2008 18:47:31

Houshphandzadeh wrote:beer and basketball


stolen from another thread. even though I'm not a big fan of basketball, this has a nice ring to it
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 23, 2008 18:50:11

I'm already wistful for that awesome second round.

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Fri May 23, 2008 22:33:47

momadance wrote:Redtube has changed my life.

Lame.

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Postby Woody » Fri May 23, 2008 23:08:50

this guy
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Fri May 23, 2008 23:21:19

Hey, Woody! Sorry, I think Redtube is supremely overrated. It's the everyman's choice and I look down on everymen. To the Redtube fans out there, I say, "show some initiative and the Internet will be your friend and you'll learn that there's so much more out there for you if you're willing to give the world half a chance.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 23, 2008 23:28:51

Do you also say, "I'm getting pretty good at masturbating."?

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Fri May 23, 2008 23:31:49

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Do you also say, "I'm getting pretty good at masturbating."?

Not in many years.

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