If anyone could get me a high res pic of Sean Connery in a wedding dress from "Zardoz", I'd be really grateful

For some reason we always have muffins in the work kitchen, and lately, more often than not, someone's picking off the tops to eat and leaving the nub. I know the top is delicious and all, but jesus christ

I'm sitting on a mountain of stumps.

I lost my sense of smell over the period of two years. It is completely gone now.

that stinks

gas is up to $3.86, no doubt it will hit 4 before the weekend

Oil is falling from its peak today. Is the bubble about to burst?

IDK, it went up $5 over night

"Outstanding" is a funny word; it's either something great or some shit I got to do.

The Red Tornado wrote:

Either that's the best Tattoo I have ever seen or she hasn't taken those jeans off in years.

I've got a sick tattoo on my lower back that looks almost exactly like an out-of-place tuft of hair.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I've got a sick tattoo on my lower back that looks almost exactly like an out-of-place tuft of hair.

Do you really have a tramp stamp?

Edit: Wait until you see the monster I'm getting on my upper back next week hopefully.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I've got a sick tattoo on my lower back that looks almost exactly like an out-of-place tuft of hair.

That's a good idea. I'm hesitant about getting a tattoo, so maybe I'll get one that looks just like a patch of skin. That way it won't really bug me if I don't like the way it turns out.

Phight On! wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I've got a sick tattoo on my lower back that looks almost exactly like an out-of-place tuft of hair.

Do you really have a tramp stamp?

Edit: Wait until you see the monster I'm getting on my upper back next week hopefully.

No, man. You wouldn't be able to see it if I did. I've got the inside out skunk.

I can't believe you really thought I had a tattoo of hair on my lower back. I hope you're medicated right now.

In other news, if R. Kelly can beat this rap, our justice system blah blah blah:

http://www.slate.com/id/2191876/entry/2191877/

(caution: somewhat graphic retelling of the video played in court)

Have you ever had a dream and some of the people in it had the names of posters on here? I have a few times and it never fails to freak me out. Actually probably about five names I can think of off the top of my head. I think it usually happens when I pass out drunk after reading this message board.

I have some of the most crazy vivid dreams even when I pass out drunk, it's like I am more detail oriented in my sleep then when I am awake.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I can't believe you really thought I had a tattoo of hair on my lower back. I hope you're medicated right now.

In other news, if R. Kelly can beat this rap, our justice system blah blah blah:

http://www.slate.com/id/2191876/entry/2191877/

(caution: somewhat graphic retelling of the video played in court)

haha I thought maybe you had some kind of weird tribal design or something. I have about 90% of the board figured out (in terms of sense of humor) but I can't figure out yours for the life of me. I either take you too literally or over analyze everything you say by looking for a hidden joke or an obscure reference somewhere.

As far as R.Kelly goes, does anybody know what kind of plea agreement was offered? It sounds like the defense is doing a great job even though it's obvious the guy is a child molester. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the closing argument from the defense starts with, "If the mole doesn't exist, more teen panties will twist."

Phight On! wrote:I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the closing argument from the defense starts with, "If the mole doesn't exist, more teen panties will twist."

He should reprise that "Trapped in a Closet" narrative in his pleas to the judge.

("And the BAIliff was a MI-DGET")

Phight On! wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I can't believe you really thought I had a tattoo of hair on my lower back. I hope you're medicated right now.

In other news, if R. Kelly can beat this rap, our justice system blah blah blah:

http://www.slate.com/id/2191876/entry/2191877/

(caution: somewhat graphic retelling of the video played in court)

haha I thought maybe you had some kind of weird tribal design or something. I have about 90% of the board figured out (in terms of sense of humor) but I can't figure out yours for the life of me. I either take you too literally or over analyze everything you say by looking for a hidden joke or an obscure reference somewhere.

As far as R.Kelly goes, does anybody know what kind of plea agreement was offered? It sounds like the defense is doing a great job even though it's obvious the guy is a child molester. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the closing argument from the defense starts with, "If the mole doesn't exist, more teen panties will twist."

I haven't been following this all that closely, but from what I've heard about all the prosecution really has is a poor quality 3rd generation video.