Random Thoughts VI: The Undiscovered Country

by **Woody** » Mon May 19, 2008 20:44:42

ace wrote:ninja for hire?

WHY CAUSE HE'S ORIENTAL?

by **ace** » Mon May 19, 2008 20:48:06

yes, of course

and his woody has that headband thing. that just screams secret ninja skills.

by **momadance** » Mon May 19, 2008 20:59:41

My change bucket has "mysteriously" been emptied.

by **Phight On!** » Mon May 19, 2008 22:17:01

momadance wrote:My change bucket has "mysteriously" been emptied.

Dude it might be time to stink-palm her toothbrush (minus the palm).

by **ashton** » Tue May 20, 2008 01:41:08

It seems like years since I've heard any mention of the Three Stooges. Does this mean that guys have finally stopped pretending that this crap was funny?

by **td11** » Tue May 20, 2008 02:03:38

the girl in justin timberlake's "cry me a river" video is ridiculously hot.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue May 20, 2008 04:06:49

Some advertisement on the TV for some pharma product named "Abilify". Sounds like a word Prez Bush made up.

Then there's that med named "Acifex". Its pronounciation makes it sound like a polite term for flatulence, like it's an undesireable side effect and not a med you should take before going to church or a cotillion.

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue May 20, 2008 07:30:17

I have Abilify- it's been a great drug so far

by **momadance** » Tue May 20, 2008 09:41:48

Phight On! wrote:
momadance wrote:My change bucket has "mysteriously" been emptied.

Dude it might be time to stink-palm her toothbrush (minus the palm).

I'm supposed to be moving next weekend. I'm just letting it go.

by **momadance** » Tue May 20, 2008 09:48:34

Yeah. I'm going to be that 30 year old guy living with his parents. Just had to rent out my house..

by **The Dude** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:06:58

I thought you got an apartment

by **momadance** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:08:59

The Dude wrote:I thought you got an apartment

I haven't signed the lease yet. It's pretty expensive. I'd rather stay with my parents for a month so I have more time to look around. Plus, I'd like to know how much i'll be clearing each paycheck before I commit to a lease.

As much as it pains me to be that guy, it just makes the most sense.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:33:03

I can't get this idea out of my head of taking a picture at my work desk in front of all the piles of unprocessed books with a Rick James cd in my left hand and a Teena Marie one in my right, with no shirt but my dress slacks on. My subconscious seems pretty sure this image would sum up what I'm about, but I can't really take it for fear of disgraceful termination.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:40:34

I can't wait for lab-grown meat.

by **Scarlett** » Tue May 20, 2008 13:03:34

Monkeyboy wrote:My name is Bond, Hydrogen Bond.

by **Scarlett** » Tue May 20, 2008 13:04:34

phatj wrote:
Woody wrote:If you uses Papyrus or Comic Sans as an e-mail font, you should be fired

Papyrus? Seriously?

Arial, I love Arial.

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue May 20, 2008 13:05:43

Scarlett wrote:
Arial, I love Arial.

wow, that "ri" looks awfully close to an "n" when you're reading it fast...

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue May 20, 2008 13:06:39

The Red Tornado wrote:
Scarlett wrote:Arial, I love Arial.

wow, that "ri" looks awfully close to an "n" when you're reading it fast...

I thought the same thing. Glad to see I'm not the only one with my mind in the gutter.

by **Scarlett** » Tue May 20, 2008 13:08:22

Phight On! wrote:Does anybody else go to the store (which is like 2 minutes away) to buy new wifebeaters instead of doing a few loads of laundry?

Wife calls it laziness.

I call it genius.

Younger brother's job requires black pants, white dress shirt.
He can literally go three months without doing laundry.
This is a direct result of his, "no clean laundry, have just enough time to buy a new shirt/pants and make it to work".
He declares "laundry day" a few times a year and does washer-load after washer-load of just shirts, just pants.....
His sock and brief/boxer quantities also support this bizarre behavior.

by **Woody** » Tue May 20, 2008 13:12:26

So wait - he owns like dozens of white shirts and pairs of black pants? I gotta think that's cost prohibitive

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