Random Thoughts VI: The Undiscovered Country

Postby Phight On! » Sat May 17, 2008 18:58:14

Bakestar wrote:Is there anything in the world worse than Asshat Sports Dad?

I've got one outside right now (literally) yelling at his eight year old for dropping his elbow on his pitches...


It's between the Asshole Sports Dad and Asshole on the Recreational League/Softball Team who tries W-A-Y to hard. Maybe they are the same person in a lot of cases.

If he wants his son to learn how to keep his elbow level to his shoulder he should probably send him to an experienced hitting instructor.
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Postby Woody » Sat May 17, 2008 18:59:47

Phight On! wrote:
It's between the asshat Sports Dad and asshat on the Recreational League/Softball Team who tries W-A-Y to hard. Maybe they are the same person in a lot of cases.


You need to Youtube "Jim Rome softball" and listen to his rant about Angry Young Guy
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat May 17, 2008 19:53:58

graduated college, now a member of the real world

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat May 17, 2008 19:54:37

Congrats

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Postby Woody » Sat May 17, 2008 19:58:09

ReadingPhilly wrote:graduated college, now a member of the real world


what's your degree, skills, where do you want to be in five years
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Bakestar » Sat May 17, 2008 19:59:06

Phight On! wrote:
Bakestar wrote:Is there anything in the world worse than Asshat Sports Dad?

I've got one outside right now (literally) yelling at his eight year old for dropping his elbow on his pitches...


It's between the asshat Sports Dad and asshat on the Recreational League/Softball Team who tries W-A-Y to hard. Maybe they are the same person in a lot of cases.

If he wants his son to learn how to keep his elbow level to his shoulder he should probably send him to an experienced hitting instructor.


The kid was pitching, not hitting. Dropping his elbow on his delivery, apparently... at least based on the "YOU'RE DROPPING YOUR DAMN ELBOW!" scoldings I kept hearing.
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Postby Phight On! » Sat May 17, 2008 20:14:53

My bad, I completely read that the wrong way. I guess I'm still used to hearing my dad yelling, "Get your elbow up", "Don't dip your shoulder", and "Don't open up too early" during my baseball career. Then again he was my coach for 5 years so I guess it makes it a little less asshole-ish.
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Postby Phight On! » Sat May 17, 2008 20:34:08

Woody wrote:
Phight On! wrote:
It's between the asshat Sports Dad and asshat on the Recreational League/Softball Team who tries W-A-Y to hard. Maybe they are the same person in a lot of cases.


You need to Youtube "Jim Rome softball" and listen to his rant about Angry Young Guy


That's great. One of my wife's friends' brothers is angry young guy. He's in his mid-late thirties and acts like there are scouts at the game.

Rome's quote is classic when he's talking about Bat Guy:

"He's sick at looking at his wife, sick at looking at his kids, he hates his boss, he hates his job. He doesn't want to think about anything other than mashing and pounding. I'm OK with that guy. I kinda like that guy."
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat May 17, 2008 21:36:10

This bachelorette party should be pretty good.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat May 17, 2008 21:37:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:This bachelorette party should be pretty good.


Are you stripping or something?
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat May 17, 2008 21:38:25

Hopefully.

General Petreaus's daughter will be there.

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Postby Bakestar » Sat May 17, 2008 21:40:55

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Hopefully.

General Petreaus's daughter will be there.


You are ORDERED to post pics.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat May 17, 2008 21:47:38

I got too much sun today.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat May 17, 2008 22:01:36

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2UZ7BGRkE4&feature=related[/youtube]

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Postby Bucky » Sat May 17, 2008 22:21:42

Did you know that the amount of energy (HHO) in a gallon of water is
equal to 2.5 million gallons of oil?

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat May 17, 2008 22:23:20

no

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Postby Bucky » Sat May 17, 2008 22:29:39

just feeding you some impressive science facts that will help you wow your clientele this evening

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Postby z ipper » Sun May 18, 2008 00:10:21

if i'm 90 and on my death bed and my great-grandkids come into the room and say, "grampy, they just invented a machine that can make anyone invisible," i would be very sad.

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Postby swishnicholson » Sun May 18, 2008 00:16:12

I'd never heard putouts referred to as "apprehended aerials" before.
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Postby MrsVox » Sun May 18, 2008 09:19:46

These four grain flapjacks I made technically only have three grains.

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