Random Thoughts V: Bride of Chucky

Postby Woody » Fri Apr 25, 2008 22:23:37

It's from Bakestar! :h:
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Postby Bakestar » Fri Apr 25, 2008 22:24:30

Woody wrote:It's from Bakestar! :h:



TEE HEE HEE!!! (bites finger, twirls hair)
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Postby Drugs Delaney » Sat Apr 26, 2008 01:50:14

Women should never kiss you unless they're prepared to do more than kiss you. Seriously, if they're not wanting anything else, they should just keep their lips away from mine. Am I wrong?

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Postby td11 » Sat Apr 26, 2008 02:30:59

with you there, drugs. that just seems like cock-teasing, just not as harsh or something.

tonight was weird. decent overall. excited for tomorrow.
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Postby Bakestar » Sat Apr 26, 2008 07:08:03

Seriously, I mean, at some point, she just owes you.
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Postby Woody » Sat Apr 26, 2008 08:30:39

And thus, rohypnol
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Postby Trent Steele » Sat Apr 26, 2008 08:36:09

Drugs Delaney wrote:Women should never kiss you unless they're prepared to do more than kiss you. Seriously, if they're not wanting anything else, they should just keep their lips away from mine. Am I wrong?



99 out of 100 serial rapists agree
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:25:32

Drugs Delaney wrote:Women should never kiss you unless they're prepared to do more than kiss you. Seriously, if they're not wanting anything else, they should just keep their lips away from mine. Am I wrong?


Yeah, you're wrong.
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Postby Scarlett » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:39:19

Drugs Delaney wrote:Women should never kiss you unless they're prepared to do more than kiss you. Seriously, if they're not wanting anything else, they should just keep their lips away from mine. Am I wrong?


You are in more dire need of a cold shower than any white man in history.

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Postby FlightRisk » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:26:56

Strutting around, puckering and hip thrusting (before kissing) is a subtle way of laying out your blue print for the evening.
I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.

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Postby meatball » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:32:08

Ah, dry humping. Those were the days.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:40:13

Drugs Delaney wrote:Women should never kiss you unless they're prepared to do more than kiss you. Seriously, if they're not wanting anything else, they should just keep their lips away from mine. Am I wrong?

I actually disagree. I think the growing anticipation after a first date where you just kiss someone a little, think you might be on to something, and seeing where it builds (or, more likely, disappoints) from there is one of the best feelings around.

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Postby The Dude » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:43:41

Maybe Drugs only kisses hookers
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:50:12

Oh. Well, yeah, Drugs, that initial price is just to get them in the room, you gots to pony more for the action.

(I know I'm not the only one who, in Vegas, called that number and asked, "Is it really only a hundred bucks?")

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Postby CFP » Sat Apr 26, 2008 14:28:22

I planned on studying for my AP Gov test today before the draft. That was at 12:00, so I decided to play some MLB 08 before studying. The game went 17 innings. It's now 2:30. Damn it.

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Postby Woody » Sat Apr 26, 2008 15:22:58

Moral of the Story: Stop sucking at video games
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Postby smitty » Sat Apr 26, 2008 15:34:54

CFP wrote:I planned on studying for my AP Gov test today before the draft. That was at 12:00, so I decided to play some MLB 08 before studying. The game went 17 innings. It's now 2:30. Damn it.


So what kind of stuff do you have to know for an AP Gov test? Like how many members of the House of Representatives there are in the USA? That can be a trick question because yo have Puerto Rico and D.C. and stuff like that.

Do you have to be able to describe checks and balances and the Federal System and that kind of jive?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Apr 26, 2008 21:55:48

Duck is my favorite poultry. But I've never prepared it myself. Is it difficult?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Apr 26, 2008 21:56:48

smitty wrote:
CFP wrote:I planned on studying for my AP Gov test today before the draft. That was at 12:00, so I decided to play some MLB 08 before studying. The game went 17 innings. It's now 2:30. Damn it.


So what kind of stuff do you have to know for an AP Gov test? Like how many members of the House of Representatives there are in the USA? That can be a trick question because yo have Puerto Rico and D.C. and stuff like that.

Do you have to be able to describe checks and balances and the Federal System and that kind of jive?


The later. And obscure stuff, like writ of certiorari.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Apr 26, 2008 21:58:05

I didn't study for my AP Gov't test and got a 4. I probably would have gotten a 5 if I had read through the amendments to the constitution before going in. Totally butchered an essay question on an amendment.

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