the date didn't go swimmingly then?

lol zomg

Isn't it great when you finally have a day off work with nothing pressing planned and you figure you'll be able to relax, but then you wake up to construction right outside your window? I mean, nothing says "relax" like huge shovels and jackhammers digging up the street.

So much for finally catching up on sleep, I guess.

I am so freakin' constipated, and the beans and fruit cocktail I ate for lunch didn't do a stinkin' thing to help.

beezer210 wrote:I am so freakin' constipated, and the beans and fruit $#@! I ate for lunch didn't do a stinkin' thing to help.

I think it might take longer than an hour or two.

Try drinking something hot, like tea.

beezer210 wrote:I am so freakin' constipated

I am so the opposite right now. I almost left work early. I am off tomorrow anyway, so I think I am going to do some drinking tonight. Couldn't make the situation worse.

Seems like a lot of people I know are having this "situation" right now. Thankfully, this is a rare thing for me, but it sucks, not that being constipated doesn't also suck.

Least my finger is feeling better, and it functions a little better. Still not very bendable, but at least has a little spunk

I could really go for a nap. Three day weekend really threw off the sleep schedule.

Monkeyboy wrote:

beezer210 wrote:I am so freakin' constipated, and the beans and fruit $#@! I ate for lunch didn't do a stinkin' thing to help.

I think it might take longer than an hour or two.

Try drinking something hot, like tea.

with at least two teaspoons of sugar.

I woke up at 4:30 am Monday and realized I was vomiting in my sleep, I managed to get to the bathroom before getting it on anything. Since then I've been vomiting and having near constant diarrhea. I'm talking just finished and standing at the sink washing my hands and another wave is coming on. I don't even know where all of this liquid is coming from, I can't drink anything because I just throw it up, this can't be good. It's a blast to be me

Bill McNeal wrote:vomiting and having near constant diarrhea.

That can lead to really ugly situations. I feel for ya

Bill McNeal wrote:I woke up at 4:30 am Monday and realized I was vomiting in my sleep, I managed to get to the bathroom before getting it on anything. Since then I've been vomiting and having near constant diarrhea. I'm talking just finished and standing at the sink washing my hands and another wave is coming on. I don't even know where all of this liquid is coming from, I can't drink anything because I just throw it up, this can't be good. It's a blast to be me

Dude -- pedialyte (I'll bet you have it in the house) will save you once you feel like you can keep it down.

There have been two "bugs" going around at work, and no one has escaped without getting at least one of them. One is the nasty bug Bill McNeal has and the other is the nasty cold. It's like working in a petri dish from the bottom of a dumpster outside of the CDC.

Hope you feel better Bill--tossing cookies is just the worst feeling....

If I could have any supernatural power, like flying, x-ray vision or reading minds, I would choose the power to paint eyes like Rembrandt.
Reading minds is a close second though.

let's hear some drunk stories, people.

It's not that I can't fall asleep, it's that I just don't want to. Does that make me an insomniac?

My bowling game sucks.

Didn't I? wrote:It's not that I can't fall asleep, it's that I just don't want to. Does that make me an insomniac?

my friend has insomnia and she says it's more like she's really, really tired and wants to fall asleep but just can't. so i'd say no.

take some pills.

scottdg wrote:My bowling game sucks.

wii or ferreals?

Tool was scheduled to play the Garden Pavilion in Hollywood but learned at the last minute that the Garden Pavilion belonged to L. Ron Hubbard's Church of Scientology, which the band felt clashed with "the band's ethics about how a person should not follow a belief system that constricts their development as a human being".[2] Keenan "spent most of the show baa-ing like a sheep at the audience"

lol

One of the best days I've had in a long time.