Random Thoughts Thread II

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 15:41:56

what is this baby crack? I need some.

by **phatj** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 15:46:29

Jeez, even babies are junkies now. Guess it figures with role models like this:

by **td11** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 15:46:42

Bucky wrote:Is IM/texting the new drunk dialing?

drunk texting might be the most hilarious ish ever. we went to this party and a friend disappeared with a girl rather conspicuously. apparently she had him trapped in her room a floor below, because an hour or so later, we got this text: "asdiaokjfoiajf save me"

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 16:07:46

td11 wrote:
Bucky wrote:Is IM/texting the new drunk dialing?

drunk texting might be the most hilarious ish ever. we went to this party and a friend disappeared with a girl rather conspicuously. apparently she had him trapped in her room a floor below, because an hour or so later, we got this text: "asdiaokjfoiajf save me"

Don't know why this made me think of this, but Freshman year in college I was hanging out in front of the girls dorm with a bunch of people I didn't know, HIGH as a kite. We were all having a good ole' time when some big hillbilly from some wierd ass part of the state, decided it would be a good idea to just whip it out and piss right there. Someone called the campus police who showed up and arrested the pisser and kicked the rest of us in, I tried to explain (I think I did anyway) that I didn't live there and I wanted to go to my dorm, but he told me no, just go inside. So I did. I wound up in some chicks room, she was fairly cute, but a bit heavy for my taste, and we were there chillin' with a few other people when she started licking the side of my face. I was paralyzed, I didn't know what to do, then all of the sudden the door busts open and it's my buddy joe, and he's like dude we gotta go, NOW. I have no idea what he did or how he even knew I was there, but I'm convinced he saved my life that night.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 16:09:04

Big girls need love, too.

by **The Red Tornado** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 16:10:42

she was obviously a succubus and your friend was a vampire slayer, good to know he has your back

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 16:13:29

a real vampire slayer woulda slain that

by **MrsVox** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 17:03:15

Bill McNeal wrote:what is this baby crack? I need some.

Fruit puffs are the new baby crack in the Vox house. We didn't have them for a long time, and then when I got them, he polished one container in a day and half.

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 19:30:49

So, I leave work today at 1, because I can. I'm feeling all "Fuck you I'm tenured" but then, because of a little ice storm, they close the university down at 3. I'll show them. I'm doing the same thing next Friday.

by **philliesphhan** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 20:53:17

phatj wrote:Jeez, even babies are junkies now. Guess it figures with role models like this:

does anyone remember the story from about a year or two ago of the Tickle Me Elmo dolls that would say "hee hee hee, time to die"

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 00:40:53

Bill McNeal wrote:I think I need to get hammered or otherwise eff'ed up tonight.

It's 11:40 and the stongest thing I've had to drink tonight is a cup of starbucks. woo.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 00:43:41

Bill McNeal wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:I think I need to get hammered or otherwise eff'ed up tonight.

It's 11:40 and the stongest thing I've had to drink tonight is a cup of starbucks. woo.

Did it have Baileys in it?

by **Ramon Gris** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 00:46:51

Starbucks does make a coffee liqueur.

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 00:47:45

jerseyhoya wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:I think I need to get hammered or otherwise eff'ed up tonight.

It's 11:40 and the stongest thing I've had to drink tonight is a cup of starbucks. woo.

Did it have Baileys in it?

negative.

by **Woody** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 01:00:16

wtf is a Dbsus4

by **Bucky** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 01:01:27

It's a chord. D Flat sus 4. Capo most likely used in that tune.

by **Woody** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 06:35:39

I KNOW THAT, BUCKY BUT WHY, WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

OH, and the girl that showed me to the training room today during my interview had freakishly enormous boobs and i think wanted me

by **Woody** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 06:40:24

Uh. Uh huhuuh uh huhuhh huhuhuh uhh huhHUHUHHUHUHU

by **lethal** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 06:50:23

I'm bored of surfing the net.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:55:43

Woody wrote:I KNOW THAT, BUCKY BUT WHY, WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

OH, and the girl that showed me to the training room today during my interview had freakishly enormous boobs and i think wanted me

Was there cleavage? Did you stare?

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