Why can't every day be this quiet and peaceful?

Why have I not been using my Giant gas points all along?!

Marion wrote:Why have I not been using my Giant gas points all along?!

not valid at rest stops?

OK, that's not bread, it's styrofoam.

Uncle Milty wrote:

td11 wrote:yeah, i was. one of the coolest people i've ever met, and probably ever will. i didn't realize how great i had it until i waded out into the waters.

Your feelings are understandable then. The most important events of your life to date likely occurred while you were with her. Through the years you'll probably still think about her at times and wonder. Honestly, I don't think you're ready for the next serious one yet. You need more time. Take a break. Turn your attention away from women and concentrate on something else.

A final hint - all women are insane. Except, of course, those who read and post here or know where I live and work.

all very true, milty. except, it's funny, because sometimes (or all the time, really) what bugs me most is/are the event(s) that didn't happen. yeah.

i'm not gonna be in a relationship for a while and it's for the best. unless i run into a redhead. then all bets are off.

A staple remover doubles rather nicely as a bottle opener.

I still don't get the double entendre here

"I don't think I'm gonna be able to focus on working from the couch."

Uncle Milty wrote:Just remember very few people have more experience with $#@! up relationships than I do. Redheads? - RUN AWAY!

well this scares me, because i can't fathom myself being in a normal relationship in the near future. or ever.

but i'm sure it's just a phase.

out of curiosity, is this something you bring upon yourself? or does it just happen? feel free to tell me i'm being entirely too nosy at any point, btw.

You know, last night I was standing outside waiting for class to start, and I was thinking about this guy that was in a bunch of classes a couple of years ago - who had been in prison and just got out.

And for some strange reason, the thought popped into my head: "I wonder if Uncle Milty has ever been in prison?"

I'm attending a software conference. The keynote speakers are always AWESOME. Following 9-11, Rudy Giuliani (Building 7!) spoke through multiple standing ovations from an international (INTL) audience. Last year it was Neil Armstrong. (broke the light barrier)

This year it was no exception (Oh My God!) Bob Costas (Coshtash)

Firsts:
- Identified China as a threat to US Supremacy
- Fingered sterroids as the explanation for soaring home run records.
- Predicted Olympics in China would end in tragedy (yes, Luxembourg)

In other words, "Put away your pulse rifle Mr. Armstrong."

Brain Games is now ... over.

Anybody get the online NY times thing emailed to them daily? Anybody notice anything strange about the picture in the ad for the caribbean resort??

This thread is useless without pics.

McDonalds in Central Jersey don't have Sweet Tea. Completely ruined an already annoying road trip experience.

Ice skating was a lot easier eight years and four beers ago

I'm supposed to get an upgrade for my work computer today. Technology services said they'd be here at 8:15, but it's not 8:55, and they're not here yet. It's annoying.

i have to get on the reference desk, i might not have a job come noontime

I banged Natalie Portman

chyea