Random Thoughts Thread II

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 17:02:14

I'm going to audition for a community play this April--Arsenic and Old Lace. I want the part of Dr. Einstein. Mrs. Vulture is the director. I don't know if that helps or hurts my chances.

by **Bakestar** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 17:36:18

After dicing habanero peppers, washing your hands twice is not enough.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 17:37:57

Bakestar wrote:After dicing habanero peppers, washing your hands twice is not enough.

Are you sure that burning sensation is habaneros? You might want to have that looked at.

by **Pedro Rosa** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 19:45:29

"That's all right, that's OK - you're gonna pump our gas someday"....it's infectious, obnoxious and disgusting and an absolute guarantee the cable will not go out.... %$@# that Heritages clerk...this is twice in 2days I've been caught... enough w/this already

by **phatj** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 20:45:37

Bakestar wrote:After dicing habanero peppers, washing your hands twice is not enough.

A related (i.e. not Random) thought: when making pepper bread, always blend habaneros with water.

by **MrsVox** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 21:03:44

I feel like queen of the interwebs because I just got wireless printing working again.

by **Monkeyboy** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 02:31:49

TenuredVulture wrote:I'm going to audition for a community play this April--Arsenic and Old Lace. I want the part of Dr. Einstein. Mrs. Vulture is the director. I don't know if that helps or hurts my chances.

I think you should play Teddy Brewster. :wink:

by **Monkeyboy** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 02:32:54

Bakestar wrote:After dicing habanero peppers, washing your hands twice is not enough.

The best thing you can do is rub your eyes real good before washing your hands.

by **Goomeister** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 08:32:09

Kiefer Sutherland has been released from jail after serving 48 days on a drunken driving charge, People magazine reported. Sutherland spent his sentence on laundry duty.

A prison spokesoman said Sutherland would have been released sooner but on at least two occasions he mixed whites with the colors.

by **Woody** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 09:23:01

You would have been better off going with a gag based on the length of his stay

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:09:18

Monkeyboy wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I'm going to audition for a community play this April--Arsenic and Old Lace. I want the part of Dr. Einstein. Mrs. Vulture is the director. I don't know if that helps or hurts my chances.

I think you should play Teddy Brewster.

Others have suggested that. But I don't think it's that great a part--I would guess it's pretty easy to play.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:45:45

So I could have been buying tokens at the Superfresh this whole time. :evil:

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:14:39

I don't want to go to the office, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to focus on working from the couch.

by **Scarlett** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 14:41:36

Bakestar wrote:After dicing habanero peppers, washing your hands twice is not enough.

If you wear contact lenses, no matter how tired you are when you take them out, you will INSTANTLY wake up when that habanero heat hits your eyes.....

by **Bucky** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 15:41:29

I wonder if Standing-At-A-Busy-Intersection-All-Day-Holding-A-Sign-For-A-Furniture-Store-That's-Closing is a full-time career?

by **phatj** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 15:57:25

Is that a Pearl Jam song?

by **Monkeyboy** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 15:59:47

TenuredVulture wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I'm going to audition for a community play this April--Arsenic and Old Lace. I want the part of Dr. Einstein. Mrs. Vulture is the director. I don't know if that helps or hurts my chances.

I think you should play Teddy Brewster.

Others have suggested that. But I don't think it's that great a part--I would guess it's pretty easy to play.

Yeh, I just liked the idea of a well-spoken guy like yourself playing a delusional/senile old man.

Plus, my grandfather played that part.

by **Pedro Rosa** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 16:00:38

I'm glad I left work.

by **Woody** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 16:00:56

Who? What?

by **Bakestar** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 16:30:28

Scarlett wrote:
Bakestar wrote:After dicing habanero peppers, washing your hands twice is not enough.

If you wear contact lenses, no matter how tired you are when you take them out, you will INSTANTLY wake up when that habanero heat hits your eyes.....

WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT AROUND 11 PM HUH?

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