Putting almonds and sunflower seeds in my morning oatmeal isn't as bad as I thought it would be, but I don't think I can take it every day.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:We have to win our game this weekend in honor of TRTT.

why thanks! (but you have a typo and have one too many T's)

Goomeister wrote:Osama bin Laden's son Omar--one of bin Laden's 19 children-- said in an interview with the Associated Press that he wants to be an "ambassador for peace" between Muslims and the West.

I guess that makes Omar the black sheep of the family.

MORE LIKE BLACK GOAT HERDING CAMEL FUCKER

Where did Barry Jive get his avatar picture of 1? Is Barry a misconception also?

I need a day planner for work and school and there's a free one sitting in the lunch room but it's got the name of some dentist on the front. Is ten bucks worth not looking at his name every day, I wonder.

Ever since that phone interview, I really don't feel like doing dick at my current job.

Woody wrote:Ever since that phone interview, I really don't feel like doing dick at my current job.

Take this time to remove from your current work space anything valuable or incriminating

If George Foreman could construct a grill whose non-stick surface didn't rub off I'd be all set

I already had got Bill McNeal and myself mixed up in the past, now I am screwed!

Bring It On is pretty much the best movie ever.

Uncle Milty wrote:My god what have I done?

Don't let the water hold you down, man.

i'm glad i stayed up past 5 am to watch the federer match

Uncle Milty wrote:

Monkeyboy wrote:

Uncle Milty wrote:My god what have I done?

Don't let the water hold you down, man.

I am not the actor. This can't be the scene. But I am in the water as far as I can see.

Let me flow into the ocean
Let me get back to the sea

The cat just typed "defop" on my 'puter. Kinda resembles some sort of obscure DOS or UNIX command.

(actually, I think it's a command or function in one of the minor languages like Python or whatever)

The next time I get summoned for jury duty, I'm going to do whatever I have to to get picked.

LOLO8 doesn't have that same ring to it.

Pedro Rosa wrote:The next time I get summoned for jury duty, I'm going to do whatever I have to to get picked.

Go to library school. The most recent issue of American Libraries talks about how much attorneys like librarians on juries and therefore are likely to choose them. Or just look like a librarian. Check out Marion's avatar for how to dress.

swishnicholson wrote:

Pedro Rosa wrote:The next time I get summoned for jury duty, I'm going to do whatever I have to to get picked.

Go to library school. The most recent issue of American Libraries talks about how much attorneys like librarians on juries and therefore are likely to choose them. Or just look like a librarian. Check out Marion's avatar for how to dress.

I don't know why people try to avoid jury duty so much. I've done it twice, and it really is kind of fun. One time I was on a trial that lasted two weeks. I was unemployed, so the 200 bucks or so I earned came in handy.

The second time, the defense attorney bumped me during voir dire. I would have been fair. Again, I wouldn't have minded serving too much--it was summer vacation, and I really didn't have much to do. There's not much around the Essex County Courthouse though.

Bahaha! The program description in the Dish Network guide for some show on TLC named "My First Home" got truncated to say "... A couple need to improve their credit so they can buy a ho"

last night 200 am soap commercial tag line was " love at first pump" the soap bottles were talking dirty to the sponges...I have to admit it turned me on a little...