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Postby Bucky » Tue Nov 27, 2007 14:16:16

What did you expect??? It IS West Virginia!!! :lol:

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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Nov 27, 2007 23:23:45

I wish Nancy Grace had been shot instead of Sean Taylor.
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Postby swishnicholson » Wed Nov 28, 2007 00:55:06

Woody wrote:http://www.wvpower.com/catalog/products/102.aspx


Well, at least they had sense enough not to offer white hoodies.

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Postby Monkeyboy » Wed Nov 28, 2007 03:45:23

Bakestar wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:Whenever I hear someone say a name ending in "Baker," I always think in my head, "The touchdown maker." For example, I had to go to the airport today (there were hot women everywhere!) and the announcer said over the PA "Michael Baker," which made me say in my head "The touchdown maker." Fortunately, I rarely say it out loud.


Thanks for that.



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Postby Goomeister » Wed Nov 28, 2007 05:06:59

Doctors administered an electrical shock to Vice President Dick Cheney's heart and restored it to a normal rhythm during a 2 1/2 hour hospital visit Monday.

It required 1/2 hour to normalize his heartbeat. The other two hours were spent trying to locate his heart
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Postby gr » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:17:25

if we didn't have fingernails, would we all have to carry tiny flathead screwdrivers just in case whatever?
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 28, 2007 14:19:57

I just alienated this girl from downstairs because she was ragging on Pat Burrell. "What don't you like, the homeruns or RBI's?", stuff like that. This is problematic because there's a baker's dozen of girls in her department I'd like to cozy up to.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 28, 2007 15:36:39

My supervisor just quit about six months before I would be qualified (or close enough to qualified) for her job. This BLOWS.

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Postby Woody » Wed Nov 28, 2007 15:37:58

Houshphandzadeh wrote:My supervisor just quit about six months before I would be qualified (or close enough to qualified) for her job. This BLOWS.


I'd make it clear to those who makes these types of decisions that you want in on that action

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 28, 2007 15:43:22

Oh, I'm going to broach the subject, and I actually think our Director wishes she would have held out for the same reason, but right now I'm wrapping up the second term of a six term, two year program. If she had waited six more months, I'd be wrapping up my fourth term and could reasonably call my degree "expected." A year and a half away, not so much. Still, they like to hire from within here, they like me, I'll probably be doing her job for the next few months during the transition, and they can probably pay me less, so I've got a shot. Unfortunately, there's just this idea that librarians aren't librarians yet if they're not credited.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Nov 28, 2007 16:01:19

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Oh, I'm going to broach the subject, and I actually think our Director wishes she would have held out for the same reason, but right now I'm wrapping up the second term of a six term, two year program. If she had waited six more months, I'd be wrapping up my fourth term and could reasonably call my degree "expected." A year and a half away, not so much. Still, they like to hire from within here, they like me, I'll probably be doing her job for the next few months during the transition, and they can probably pay me less, so I've got a shot. Unfortunately, there's just this idea that librarians aren't librarians yet if they're not credited.


Unless you work for the government, there are ways around this. Even if you do work for the government, there might be ways around it. Unless there is another internal candidate who has the desired credential, I'd think they could do something like make you "interim" whatever and once you've got the degree, the "interim" would drop.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Nov 28, 2007 16:07:08

Coincidentally, our library director is retiring at the end of this (academic) year. She was a master at university politics, so our library is in pretty decent shape as far as resources goes. Not only that, she was extraordinarily successful in garnering outside support for the library. She will be missed.
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Postby philliesphhan » Wed Nov 28, 2007 18:10:21

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just alienated this girl from downstairs because she was ragging on Pat Burrell. "What don't you like, the homeruns or RBI's?", stuff like that. This is problematic because there's a baker's dozen of girls in her department I'd like to cozy up to.


She is just mad that he's married now. I still haven't met a female Phillies fan that doesn't like him though.
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Postby Goomeister » Thu Nov 29, 2007 02:57:31

Stephen King says maybe we should waterboard George Bush's daughter Jenna Bush and have her report to the President whether she thinks it is torture or not.

This is a teriffic idea. If we tortured Jenna Bush, we could extract important information like her wedding colors or the subject of her next children's book. You know things that are in our nation's vital interest.
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Postby Phight On! » Thu Nov 29, 2007 04:14:56

Goomeister wrote:Stephen King says maybe we should waterboard George Bush's daughter Jenna Bush and have her report to the President whether she thinks it is torture or not.

This is a teriffic idea. If we tortured Jenna Bush, we could extract important information like her wedding colors or the subject of her next children's book. You know things that are in our nation's vital interest.


There is a pic floating around the net of Jenna Bush changing her panties in public (It looks like it's at a beach) and you can see her twiz. Now that's class.

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Nov 29, 2007 07:57:32

Phight On! wrote:
Goomeister wrote:Stephen King says maybe we should waterboard George Bush's daughter Jenna Bush and have her report to the President whether she thinks it is torture or not.

This is a teriffic idea. If we tortured Jenna Bush, we could extract important information like her wedding colors or the subject of her next children's book. You know things that are in our nation's vital interest.


There is a pic floating around the net of Jenna Bush changing her panties in public (It looks like it's at a beach) and you can see her twiz. Now that's class.


Aaaaaand it's not her, either, just someone who resembles her.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 29, 2007 15:46:32

You'd think I would spend this time doing homework.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 29, 2007 15:50:26

Also, some crackhead stole my toiletries; I've just been rinsing for a week.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 29, 2007 16:41:53

On my way home, I'm stopping at CVS to buy a pair of tweezers and as much soap and/or shampoo as six dollars minus tweezers can buy! America fuck yeah

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Postby Bucky » Thu Nov 29, 2007 23:12:23

I just bought an 'empty' NDAS enclosure because after the rebate it was just 29 bucks. Box was awful heavy. Turned out they screwed up- it wasn't an empty enclosure, but an enclosure that had a 300GB drive in it. Yay me.

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