Even infants can tell the difference between naughty and nice playmates, and know which to choose, a new study finds.

And here all this time I thought Hugh Hefner had some special talent for picking these girls.

this is like the first time in my life i find myself feeling kind of (just a teensy bit) vindictive towards someone else.

There's a radio station in my area that plays only Christmas music twenty-four hours a day and has been doing so since the middle of November.

Ironed shirts really do look nicer.

i had a dream last night where i was in the passenger seat of a car that pulled up to a red light. i look to my right and there is the phillies announce team sans sarge. i make eye contact with wheels and say in my wheeler voice "back she goes......... dot com" and pull away.

ReadingPhilly wrote:i had a dream last night where i was in the passenger seat of a car that pulled up to a red light. i look to my right and there is the phillies announce team sans sarge. i make eye contact with wheels and say in my wheeler voice "back she goes......... dot com" and pull away.

were they in another car or just standing there?

ReadingPhilly wrote:i had a dream last night where i was in the passenger seat of a car that pulled up to a red light. i look to my right and there is the phillies announce team sans sarge. i make eye contact with wheels and say in my wheeler voice "back she goes......... dot com" and pull away.

No, you just saw the dailies from our nationally televised ad campaign.

philliesphhan wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:i had a dream last night where i was in the passenger seat of a car that pulled up to a red light. i look to my right and there is the phillies announce team sans sarge. i make eye contact with wheels and say in my wheeler voice "back she goes......... dot com" and pull away.

were they in another car or just standing there?

another car, but none of them were driving. i think it might have been a limo with the windows down.

I just had a weird craving for eggnog.

There's something creepy about Bing Crosby. Actually, there's a lot creepy about him.

A Canadian cruise ship struck submerged ice off Antarctica and began sinking, but all 154 passengers and crew, Americans and Britons among them, took to lifeboats and were plucked to safety by a passing cruise ship. (AP)

A cruise to Antarctica? And I thought my travel agent was bad.

After hitting ice, several crew members were seen rearranging the deck chairs on the ship.

Coincidentally, tomorrow Celine Dion will be re-releasing her hit single "My Heart Will Go On."

honestly, i really don't think religion was meant to make people this unhappy.

I'd be really happy with $250k, no strings attached.

I was in Best Buy two weeks ago. A customer was very loudly and rudely berating an employee in front of customers and other employees (including a manager). Said employee told said customer to "Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit" and walked out of the store. I was in there again this morning and the same employee was working today. I thought it was cool he didn't get fired for that.

When Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick have 'date night' , does he talk in his stupid fake 'deep' voice, and she in her awful fake 'southern' voice???

These Coors Light commercials are absolutely horrible

LongDrive wrote:These Coors Light commercials are absolutely horrible

Agree. At first I thought they were innovative and cute. However, the novelty has worn off, and I am no longer entertained.

Each spring millions of monarch butterflies leave their nesting grounds in Mexico and migrate north to the United States and Canada.

This phenomenon is of great economic importance. The monarch butterflies do the jobs that tiger swallowtails just won't do.

Why do I never see any of the Thanksgiving parade?
I don't want to watch the whole thing, but a little bit would be nice.
Have to get more done before Thanksgiving morning so I can check it out.

Scarlett wrote:Why do I never see any of the Thanksgiving parade?
I don't want to watch the whole thing, but a little bit would be nice.
Have to get more done before Thanksgiving morning so I can check it out.

I DVR'd the Macy's parade on not 1 but 2 channels this year... IN HD NO LESS!!! my brother in law and his wife were handlers for one of the balloons and they asked me to record it for them to see if they could find themselves. They were almost on TV, but Al Roker's massive cranium obscured them.