the random thoughts thread

by **The Dude** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:32:54

The Dude wrote:Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 13:34:39

I got a hot date tonight.

by **Woody** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 13:43:13

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I got a hot date tonight.

What's he going to make you for breakfast ? LOL I PWNDED YOU

by **The Dude** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 13:48:23

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 14:54:41

"Mr. Director, could I have more shifts at the hot chic- I mean, the reference desk?"

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 23:42:39

I just realized I haven't eaten tonight.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 23:48:35

I had a date for seven, thought we'd grub, she had already eaten, so we just drank and watched Phillies.

by **BDawk** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 00:03:50

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I had a date for seven, thought we'd grub, she had already eaten, so we just drank and watched Phillies.

she's either mad cool or hates you for making her watch baseball on a first date

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 00:10:08

One of the biggest female Phillies fans under 25 (well, by a month) I've ever met. Had to explain OBP and SLG to her, but she was pretty receptive. Actually bitched about first swing pop-ups totally out of the blue! And doesn't hate on Burrell. Pretty freakin' cool.

by **Bakestar** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 06:44:43

Houshphandzadeh wrote:One of the biggest female Phillies fans under 25 (well, by a month) I've ever met. Had to explain OBP and SLG to her, but she was pretty receptive. Actually bitched about first swing pop-ups totally out of the blue! And doesn't hate on Burrell. Pretty freakin' cool. Not the most skilled maker outer.

All signs point to "She's a dude".

by **LongDrive** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 08:34:17

I'm not happy today

by **Grotewold** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 08:55:07

Uncle Milty wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:One of the biggest female Phillies fans under 25 (well, by a month) I've ever met. Had to explain OBP and SLG to her, but she was pretty receptive. Actually bitched about first swing pop-ups totally out of the blue! And doesn't hate on Burrell. Pretty freakin' cool. Not the most skilled maker outer.

That's just sick. How can you make out after a Phillies loss? Sick, I tell ya sick.

That's just the Phandz and his closer mentality

by **Grotewold** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 09:12:54

Jenny Lewis has nice legs, too

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 09:32:37

Grotewold wrote:Jenny Lewis has nice legs, too

And that's not all! It must really, really blow to be that other guy in the band who was going out with her when they started the band but now isn't going out with her and just has to watch her ass while he's playing ukelele in the corner and pretend he doesn't care that she's makin solo albums.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 09:36:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Jenny Lewis has nice legs, too

And that's not all! It must really, really blow to be that other guy in the band who was going out with her when they started the band but now isn't going out with her and just has to watch her ass while he's playing ukelele in the corner and pretend he doesn't care that she's makin solo albums.

No Doubt

by **Bucky** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 09:40:04

I thought the chick from No Doubt was named Gwen?!?!?!??!

by **Bucky** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 09:41:51

BJ's has replaced their 36 box of Special K strawberry breakfast bars with a box of 18 strawberry/9 vanilla/9 chocolate. The vanilla and chocolate varieties eat monkey dong. I'm pissed.

by **The Dude** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:50:21

Complete meltdown imminent

by **Scarlett** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 13:35:20

Ashton--nice avatar!

by **Scarlett** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 13:42:04

BassGuiFloyd wrote:I've been taking daily 20 minute walks in a cemetary around lunch time. I've been thinking about jogging, but I think that would be weird.

Picture it--some kid in a school bus driving by the cemetary sees you running through the cemetary--he's scarred for life thinking either you're running away from ghosts/skeletons or from some psycho trying to bury you alive!

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