Houshphandzadeh wrote:

jemagee wrote:Win her back then, it's only been a couple months, it's not beyond the realm of possibility unless in the course of the breakig up you successfully made her hate you more than you should have (i'm excellent at that)

Groveling works, flowers work, confessing what a complete and utter tool you are and how incomplete you are with out her.

Begging does work,

I tried, might have worked if she didn't have a new boyfriend (who she said is someone she's known for eight years, sounds like a weird setup that won't last long). There's some hope for the future, but I've got to just put it out of my head for now. I appreciate the sentiment.

the coke whore, mentioned earlier in the thread, started dating this douchey best friend guy, who'd followed her around since they were 12 or so...now they're married.
You need to go and get laid, that would help.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Both with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with two fifty.

OH!

Grotewold wrote:Jack and Jill went up the hill. Both with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with two fifty.

OH!

Random Thoughts From The 80's Thread?

I noticed a small bug flying around my bathroom last night, so I watched it for a minute then it flew into the sink and basically exploded on contact. I wonder if it was trying to kill itself or just really bad at flying.

philliesphhan wrote:I noticed a small bug flying around my bathroom last night, so I watched it for a minute then it flew into the sink and basically exploded on contact. I wonder if it was trying to kill itself or just really bad at flying.

Cory Lidle trying to connect from the beyond?


(sorry)

swishnicholson wrote:

philliesphhan wrote:I noticed a small bug flying around my bathroom last night, so I watched it for a minute then it flew into the sink and basically exploded on contact. I wonder if it was trying to kill itself or just really bad at flying.

Cory Lidle trying to connect from the beyond?


(sorry)

one thing is for sure, he will never say the word "Procrastinate" again

Woody wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Is breaking up with a girl because you think you're too young or need space or something and then a few months later realizing you're a complete idiot and just blew a shot at real happiness something that everyone does in their early twenties?

Real happiness = missing the awesome sex?

OK, look, you can still have sex with the ex and not go back out with her--sex with your ex is awesome.

Phan Paul wrote:

Woody wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Is breaking up with a girl because you think you're too young or need space or something and then a few months later realizing you're a complete idiot and just blew a shot at real happiness something that everyone does in their early twenties?

Real happiness = missing the awesome sex?

OK, look, you can still have sex with the ex and not go back out with her--sex with your ex is awesome.

Especially when married, eh Paul? 8)

philliesphhan wrote:

swishnicholson wrote:

philliesphhan wrote:I noticed a small bug flying around my bathroom last night, so I watched it for a minute then it flew into the sink and basically exploded on contact. I wonder if it was trying to kill itself or just really bad at flying.

Cory Lidle trying to connect from the beyond?


(sorry)

one thing is for sure, he will never say the word "Procrastinate" again

and he'll never see himself in the mirror with his eyes closed.

Bucky wrote:

philliesphhan wrote:

swishnicholson wrote:

philliesphhan wrote:I noticed a small bug flying around my bathroom last night, so I watched it for a minute then it flew into the sink and basically exploded on contact. I wonder if it was trying to kill itself or just really bad at flying.

Cory Lidle trying to connect from the beyond?


(sorry)

one thing is for sure, he will never say the word "Procrastinate" again

and he'll never see himself in the mirror with his eyes closed.

do you really think he made his brother be his personal slave?

Is it possible he's still alive and there's nothing he wants to do?

"Osama bin Laden will release a new video in the coming days ahead of the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. The announcement had a still photo from the coming video, showing bin Laden addressing the camera, his beard fully black. In his past videos, bin Laden's beard was almost entirely gray with dark streaks."--AP

A spokesman for bin Laden announced that he will be replacing Keith Hernandez in future "Just for Men" TV commercials. ("No slay for Mr. Gray")

Oops. I think I just pissed off the dean's secretary.

Good thing you have tenure...

Phan Paul wrote:Oops. I think I just pissed off the dean's secretary.

You really meant to type "on", didn't you???

MUST FLEE

Is this thread too long for newbies?

I found this coin today at work. At first I thought it was a token from an arcade, but it's 1 dirham from the United Arab Emirates--worth approximately 27 US cents. Neat.

pawn it off as a quarter the next time you buy something.... however that is a 2 cent loss..... :?

"Hope Solo" has to be the best, that-must-be-made-up athlete name since Dick Trickle.