the random thoughts thread

Postby LongDrive » Sat Sep 15, 2007 07:32:42

Slowhand wrote:
LongDrive wrote:Does everything that the Survivor Man makes to eat, really taste as good as he says?

:?


That guy seems to be fairly knowledgeable, but he sure does struggle and mess up A LOT on that show.



I guess when you are filming & trying to cook Zebra s#*t over a fire he created from rubbing two sticks together, he can get a little distracted.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:07:33

For the first time since May, we've shut off the air and have the windows open. It is a glorious Arkansas late summer Saturday morning. No one is making a racket with their lawn mowers or other power tools. No one is burning any refuse. Everything is just dandy.
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Postby meatball » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:24:04

Uncle Milty wrote:
Slowhand wrote:
LongDrive wrote:Does everything that the Survivor Man makes to eat, really taste as good as he says?

:?


That guy seems to be fairly knowledgeable, but he sure does struggle and mess up A LOT on that show.

Much better show than that other survival show.


I agree. It's much more "real" than the other one, and I actually like the fact that he messes up just like a normal person.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:42:08

Does anyone actually change the smoke alarm battery instead of ripping the thing out and telling it do die?

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Postby Disco Stu » Sat Sep 15, 2007 16:33:26

Is it ok to wish death or disease on anybody for silly reasons, like, for a baseball game or something like that? Maybe it is ok because it is on the internet?
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Postby jemagee » Sat Sep 15, 2007 17:41:29

Cheaters is so much better when it's lesbian couples that are not caucasian
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Postby Bucky » Sat Sep 15, 2007 20:44:16

I got in the self-checkout line at BJ's today. I then notice the guy in front of me (who is there with his wife and three late-teenage kids) has the light blinking for assistance. Great, I think, something won't scan. So the store is mobbed. It's a good five minute wait for assistance. I stand there patiently. So what's his problem? HE WANTS THE CASHIER TO USE THE WAND TO SCAN THE THREE CASES OF BOTTLED WATER IN HIS CART. He had already scanned one thing- a dozen pack of paper towels. HE WAS TOO STUPID (OR LAZY) TO TAKE THE THINGS OUT OF THE CART, HOLD THEM OVER THE SCANNER, AND PLACE THEM ON THE BELT. THREE OUT OF FOUR FREAKIN THINGS IN YOUR CART YOU WON'T SCAN BY YOURSELF- SO WHY DID YOU GET INTO THE SELF-CHECKOUT LINE, YOU FREAKIN' LOSER. USE THE CASHIER LINES IF YOU WANT A CASHIER'S HELP. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU OR YOUR SON COULDN'T LIFT THE THINGS. FREAKIN LOSER.


There. I feel better now.

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Postby karn » Sat Sep 15, 2007 21:06:02

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Postby Disco Stu » Sat Sep 15, 2007 21:38:25

Bucky wrote:I got in the self-checkout line at BJ's today. I then notice the guy in front of me (who is there with his wife and three late-teenage kids) has the light blinking for assistance. Great, I think, something won't scan. So the store is mobbed. It's a good five minute wait for assistance. I stand there patiently. So what's his problem? HE WANTS THE CASHIER TO USE THE WAND TO SCAN THE THREE CASES OF BOTTLED WATER IN HIS CART. He had already scanned one thing- a dozen pack of paper towels. HE WAS TOO STUPID (OR LAZY) TO TAKE THE THINGS OUT OF THE CART, HOLD THEM OVER THE SCANNER, AND PLACE THEM ON THE BELT. THREE OUT OF FOUR FREAKIN THINGS IN YOUR CART YOU WON'T SCAN BY YOURSELF- SO WHY DID YOU GET INTO THE SELF-CHECKOUT LINE, YOU FREAKIN' LOSER. USE THE CASHIER LINES IF YOU WANT A CASHIER'S HELP. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU OR YOUR SON COULDN'T LIFT THE THINGS. FREAKIN LOSER.


There. I feel better now.


You sexist pig.
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Postby Bucky » Sat Sep 15, 2007 21:50:11

Disco Stu wrote:You sexist pig.


fyp

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Postby Phight On! » Sun Sep 16, 2007 01:19:33

jemagee wrote:Cheaters is so much better when it's lesbian couples that are not caucasian


Oh no you ditten!!!

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Postby Scarlett » Sun Sep 16, 2007 01:51:42

Why did I drink coffee after 9:00?
I'm so tired from a week from hell at work followed by a 3 am call from work to resolve a server problem.....and now when all I want to do is sleep, sleep, sleep; the caffeine is saying stay awake, stay awake, stay awake. AARRGGH!

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Postby BDawk » Sun Sep 16, 2007 02:43:17

why do certain people think its okay to address a personal vendetta in every thread instead of solving it through PM's? The best thing one can say about such behavior is that it's a detriment to the board and makes us look bush league

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Postby Goomeister » Sun Sep 16, 2007 03:12:12

OJ Simpson is suspected in a hotel room robbery. He allegedly took a Hall of Fame certificate, a photograph of himself with J Edgar Hoover , and a set of towels. OJ denies wielding a gun but told police that if he did have gun just how he would have committed the crime. Police suspected OJ when they found a bloody glove in the hotel room. In addition, Kato Kaelin was staying in the adjacent room and thought he heard a thump.
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Postby Disco Stu » Sun Sep 16, 2007 04:29:19

BDawk wrote:why do certain people think its okay to address a personal vendetta in every thread instead of solving it through PM's? The best thing one can say about such behavior is that it's a detriment to the board and makes us look bush league


You should send that person a PM!!!!
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Postby Bob Loblaw » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:00:59

Disco Stu wrote:
BDawk wrote:why do certain people think its okay to address a personal vendetta in every thread instead of solving it through PM's? The best thing one can say about such behavior is that it's a detriment to the board and makes us look bush league


You should send that person a PM!!!!


Tell it to the people who keep mentioning a certain jersey or former hobby of mine.

Also, why do people have a fascination, bordering on maniacal, to prove what you do for a living?
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Postby Phanatic's Girl » Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:43:12

Jeff N. wrote:
Tell it to the people who keep mentioning a certain jersey or former hobby of mine.

Also, why do people have a fascination, bordering on maniacal, to prove what you do for a living?


You just have to laugh it off and move on.



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Postby jemagee » Sun Sep 16, 2007 23:18:26

Even though they are free, these pilots are taking too long to download from amazon unbox, and it sucks you can only transfer one at a time
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Postby GunbladeVIII » Mon Sep 17, 2007 08:51:55

The Eagles could probably raise parking prices to $100 and people still would pay.

Is there anything in the world with bigger profit margins than parking?
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Postby Bucky » Mon Sep 17, 2007 09:06:01

GunbladeVIII wrote:Is there anything in the world with bigger profit margins than parking?


Bottled water.

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