The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby momadance » Mon Sep 21, 2015 09:03:42

Bet you Crashburn got pissed on a lot as kid at the urinal.

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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Shore » Mon Sep 21, 2015 09:06:39

Bucky wrote:
CFP wrote:This is very likely the worst article you will ever read

http://crashburnalley.com/2015/09/21/on ... teps-back/



it is absolutely not the worst article i will ever read


Me, either. It's one of the worst articles that I won't read, at least in its entirety.

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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Woody » Mon Sep 21, 2015 09:07:43

His points about gender issues and phobia/violence are fine (the dressing rookies up like girls thing is pretty stupid at this point), but you've got to pick your battles. Mackanin was wrong for saying that Herrera needs to "act like a man?" (instead of the gender-neutral "adult")

I mean come the fuck on. Have we really reached the point where correct pronoun usage is now considered gender shaming?
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby pacino » Mon Sep 21, 2015 09:12:27

Dusty Wathan knows what his job is:

When Bowie defeated Reading 7-2 in Game 5 at Prince George's Stadium Saturday night, it was an example of the sometimes awkward collision between competing and developing.

Wathan worried about the latter and had no regrets about how he played it.

"I'm confident in what we did," he said as Bowie's celebration was ongoing. "I'm confident in all the decisions we made."

Wathan chose not to start Zach Eflin, one of Philadelphia's top pitching prospects, on three days' rest. Reinier Roibal, a hard-throwing, talented reliever, was pressed into emergency duty instead.

Roibal, a Cuba native who was signed as a minor league free agent, pitched well. He allowed two runs in 41/3 innings despite taking a line drive off his right leg in the first.

The rest of Reading's bullpen struggled and the pitching staff as a whole allowed six earned runs on 10 hits.

Bowie went the other route. It used Joe Gunkel and Nick Additon, the starters from Games 1 and 2, on short rest. Gunkel threw 72 pitches and Additon threw 50. Both pitchers worked four innings. Additon was only two days removed from his Game 2 start.

They combined to hold Reading's talented lineup to two runs on six hits. The win-at-all-costs strategy resulted in Bowie holding the trophy.
While the Baysox were in a dogpile on the field, Eflin wasn't even in uniform. Wathan never seriously considered using him or Game 3 starter Jake Thompson.

"Nothing against those guys over there," Wathan said, referring to Bowie, "but we have two 21-year-old guys who are pitchers. I'm not going to jeopardize a guy's career to win an Eastern League title. As nice as it would be to win, we got everybody out of here healthy and we competed."

Wathan, who has been in Reading for four seasons and managed some teams that were thin on talent, was more interested in protecting his players than adding a line to his resume


"There was never really a thought of throwing Thompson or Eflin in a game like this," Wathan said. "They're up in the 150-160 innings range. They've never thrown that many pitches in their life. We're not going to risk it at this point. The goal is a little higher than here."
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby pacino » Mon Sep 21, 2015 09:13:40

Woody wrote:His points about gender issues and phobia/violence are fine (the dressing rookies up like girls thing is pretty stupid at this point), but you've got to pick your battles. Mackanin was wrong for saying that Herrera needs to "act like a man?" (instead of the gender-neutral "adult")

I mean come the #$!&@ on. Have we really reached the point where correct pronoun usage is now considered gender shaming?

yeah, I agree. This seemed like an unnecessary article to write. Wait until they dress the rookies up, then put this out.
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby momadance » Mon Sep 21, 2015 09:17:00

Woody wrote:His points about gender issues and phobia/violence are fine (the dressing rookies up like girls thing is pretty stupid at this point), but you've got to pick your battles. Mackanin was wrong for saying that Herrera needs to "act like a man?" (instead of the gender-neutral "adult")

I mean come the fuck on. Have we really reached the point where correct pronoun usage is now considered gender shaming?


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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby pacino » Mon Sep 21, 2015 15:57:55

Wathan is going to be with the big club for the rest of September helping out
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby BIGPHILLY » Mon Sep 21, 2015 16:33:33

Sigh. I can't believe that guy exists. He needs to be a man and write like a man and take off his pink panties.

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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Mon Sep 21, 2015 16:40:04

BIGPHILLY wrote:Sigh. I can't believe that guy exists. He needs to be a man and write like a man and take off his pink panties.


I don't think they're calling Dusty Wathan up to help write.
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Sep 21, 2015 16:54:24

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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby pacino » Mon Sep 21, 2015 16:54:58

Well that's not so bad. Also that's the biggest class of rookies we've had in a while
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Sep 21, 2015 17:00:55

half the roster there

Ken Roberts is 2nd from the left (he posted this pic). ODB in the center. Asher is 3rd from the right. I think Nola is far left and Hinojosa is far right? Not 100% sure who the rest are. AA, Sweeney, Eickhoff and Morgan are in there.

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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Soren » Mon Sep 21, 2015 19:26:28

Shore wrote:
Bucky wrote:
CFP wrote:This is very likely the worst article you will ever read

http://crashburnalley.com/2015/09/21/on ... teps-back/



it is absolutely not the worst article i will ever read


Me, either. It's one of the worst articles that I won't read, at least in its entirety.


Thanks, I needed a laugh
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Sep 22, 2015 04:20:48

momadance wrote:Bet you Crashburn got pissed on a lot as kid at the urinal.

or likes wearing women's swimsuits
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Phred » Tue Sep 22, 2015 08:49:22

I agree that making rookies dress as women isn't all that funny. I always thought it was stupid. There are other ways to publically humiliate someone. I know. I've probably done most of them.

I disagree with his statement:

"The implied second half of “be a man” is “don’t be a woman”. "


Sometimes, that is the case but in this context, the implied second half of the statement is to not be a kid. The word "man" should still be used to describe a full-grown male[.
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Sep 22, 2015 09:03:07

Mackanin criticized Herrera by saying, “You’ve got to play like a man.” He said, “Boys play Little League and men play Major League Baseball.”

its not even implied, Pete specifically said boys play little league men play in the MLB.
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Tue Sep 22, 2015 09:08:40

If you're gonna get up on your moral arbiter soap box there are probably more pressing issues than Hello Kitty backpacks

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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby pacino » Tue Sep 22, 2015 09:09:03

Knapp put himself in some elite company, too, displaying one of the best swings ever seen in "Baseballtown." In 55 games after coming up from Clearwater, he batted .360 with 11 HRs and 56 RBIs. His OPS of 1.050 ranks a shade better than Luzinski, Howard and Scott Rolen and is topped only by Pat Burrell, Randy Ruiz and Matt Rizzotti. He may well be the best switch-hitter in club history.
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby Phred » Tue Sep 22, 2015 09:49:19

pacino wrote:
Knapp put himself in some elite company, too, displaying one of the best swings ever seen in "Baseballtown." In 55 games after coming up from Clearwater, he batted .360 with 11 HRs and 56 RBIs. His OPS of 1.050 ranks a shade better than Luzinski, Howard and Scott Rolen and is topped only by Pat Burrell, Randy Ruiz and Matt Rizzotti. He may well be the best switch-hitter in club history.


I was excited until I got to the word "Randy".
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Re: The future is Nola-nger so far away: Phillies thoughts

Postby lethal » Tue Sep 22, 2015 09:58:38

Phred wrote:
pacino wrote:
Knapp put himself in some elite company, too, displaying one of the best swings ever seen in "Baseballtown." In 55 games after coming up from Clearwater, he batted .360 with 11 HRs and 56 RBIs. His OPS of 1.050 ranks a shade better than Luzinski, Howard and Scott Rolen and is topped only by Pat Burrell, Randy Ruiz and Matt Rizzotti. He may well be the best switch-hitter in club history.


I was excited until I got to the word "Randy".


That was Randy Ruiz on PEDs.

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