Nope.

That was IRT the penis link

I'll be in the PDX may 23rd-27th weee

been going down the UFO wikipedia rabbit hole. interesting, weird stuff

why are there so many car washes on baltimore pike

delco must be the Clean Car Capital of the World

Turns out my friend is friends with the girl who played April in this.



Despite that, she had a very successful career on Broadway (the original Sally Simpson!!!) and co-founded the biggest Broadway record label there is.

Bucky wrote:why are there so many car washes on baltimore pike

delco must be the Clean Car Capital of the World

delco isn't the capital of anything clean. it is a giant shit hole

Speaking of Delaware county:

Family asks for help finding missing teenager.

I was bored last night waiting for friends to get into town and decided to dust off the old okc profile. Well I had to just delete it. An old crazy ex that I had to kick out of my place a couple of years back "liked" me today on it. I ran into this chick about 6 months ago at the supermarket and the bitch went off on me, yelling every curse word possible. Apparently over the course of our 2 month relationship I destroyed her life long dreams. Well, now I can't go to the nearest Jamba Juice, so yeah it sucks for me too. Her profile pic is kinda hot actually, I just wish there was a way to warn others about this crazy bitch. I would not wish my worst enemy or even cballs on this girl.

Side note... Even though someone may not be on any bills, pay toward mortgage/rent and have essentially just a suitcase of items and live with you for less than two weeks, if that person gets mail and does a change of address to your residence, you must file a 30 day eviction notice to remove that person from your premises. If I had the balls to pull it off, I would love to make a reality show using this loophole to live with random people and do random things for 30 days.

Follow yr dreams

azrider wrote: I would not wish my worst enemy or even cballs on this girl.

Daylight savings really does boggle the mind. An hour just got skipped. Think about how many bad decisions people could've made during that time period.

what, congress was still in chambers ?!?!?!?!?!?

jerseyhoya wrote:Daylight savings really does boggle the mind. An hour just got skipped. Think about how many bad decisions people could've made during that time period.

It gets unskipped in the fall

Just polished off a 1 1/4 lb porterhouse with peppers, onions, and mushrooms. Livin the life.

azrider wrote:Apparently over the course of our 2 month relationship I destroyed her life long dreams. Well, now I can't go to the nearest Jamba Juice, so yeah it sucks for me too.

Verizon's airport power stations are design ass. I'll send pics at some point, because it's almost unbelievable how bad.

Having a nice little Sunday over here. My key ring broke off last night and I lost a couple keys- car door and trunk key. Waiting for the dude to come since 1 and he just called to say his truck broke down a mile from my house. Someone else is coming at 6:30. Thank god I'm at home.

My mom just found my spare set. How about that!?

I regret ordering this Dominos, but it seemed like a good decision at the time.