Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Jul 05, 2012 13:13:55

bleh wrote:How about this then:

Phillies get:
Headley

San Diego gets:
May
Contreras
Pedro Feliz (sign and trade)
$20 million in Monopoly money

I'd throw in Scott Eyre too.

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Jul 05, 2012 16:12:45

phdave wrote:Why would they want a free Polanco?

On it's own, with no context, this sentence makes me giggle.

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby CFP » Thu Jul 05, 2012 16:24:44

The thread hasn't gone WIP, Polanco is just literally worthless and if we're trying to win any time soon he shouldn't even be on the team. He's been cooked since late 2010. I don't even know what his value is as a bench bat.

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jul 05, 2012 16:37:40

CFP wrote:The thread hasn't gone WIP, Polanco is just literally worthless and if we're trying to win any time soon he shouldn't even be on the team. He's been cooked since late 2010. I don't even know what his value is as a bench bat.

If he's so worthless then why would San Diego want him, even if he's free?
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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby CFP » Thu Jul 05, 2012 16:38:19

Because there are foolish general managers in sports? They need to put something there to replace Headley. He's worthless to us, in my opinion. That doesn't mean 29 other teams don't want the guy.

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Jul 05, 2012 16:45:08

no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Jul 05, 2012 17:09:24

What bozo of a GM would trade a good 3B for Polanco?

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby CFP » Thu Jul 05, 2012 17:11:16

Ace Rothstein wrote:What bozo of a GM would trade a good 3B for Polanco?


It's called a "throw in"

They're trading for May, Pettibone, and other prospects. They're not trading "for Polanco". He's like the least important part of the deal.

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby CFP » Thu Jul 05, 2012 18:28:17

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby LongDrive » Thu Jul 05, 2012 21:47:50

Just read that K.C. could be making Broxton available. That's if Rube isn't in Selling mode.

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby LongDrive » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:14:03

Nevermind!

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Stay_Disappointed » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:27:49

this might be rock bottom, except that douchebag kendrick is pitching tomorrow.
I would rather see you lose than win myself

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:32:58

i guess its Luna thats out of here with Howard coming back?

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby CFP » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:36:08

Christ, I forgot Luna was on the roster. I imagine this is what 1997 would have felt like if I wasn't 7 years old

Fuck fuck fuck

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:37:34

Yimmy
Huan
Utley
Chooch
Howard
Pantz
Shane
Polly
Kendricks


thats the line up tomorrow?

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:38:23

has Ryan Howard ever hit 5th?
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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:39:47

There's roughly a 100% chance Howard bats 4th
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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:41:20

yeah i should have said what should be the line up

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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:42:04

last time he didn't hit 4th was 6/29/2008. hit 5th four times that season
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Re: Phillies random things: July can only be worse than June

Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:42:34

hopefully the braves dont have a pen full of lefties

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