World Fucking Series!

We're doing it!!!!

It's not over until Jerry Forster sings!

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?

stevemc wrote:Jimmy Sals

Jim Salisbury ‏@JSalisburyCSN
Halladay threw a more strenuous bullpen today. A return shortly after all strar break is very reasonable, pitching coach Dubee said.

Is he going to have a rehab start? It'll be sad and funny if he wins more games on the DL than cliff lee in that time.

updated title. Today was the first time I was legitimately mad/upset. I had just been resigned up to this point.

As the Phillies drop further out of things I can only imagine how unbearable mccarthy's blabbering is going to become.

Here are my predictions from Opening Day (4/4, so I had to make some guesses about Chase and Ryan's health). Man was I fucking wrong.

Halladay: 19-5, 2.48 ERA, 219.2 IP, 226 K, 28 BB

Lee: 17-6, 2.75 ERA, 223 IP, 207 K, 31 BB

Hamels: 16-8, 2.91 ERA, 208 IP, 221 K, 38 BB

Worley: 13-10, 4.01 ERA, 196 IP, 174 K, 43 BB

Blanton: 12-9, 4.21 ERA, 191 IP, 146 K, 50 BB



Papelbon: 3-2, 2.08 ERA, 72 IP, 76 K, 18 BB, 38 SV

Bastardo: 3-2, 3.88 ERA, 61 IP, 55 K, 26 BB

Stutes: 2-1, 4.40 ERA, 49 IP, 44 K, 19 BB

Savery: 1-2, 4.58 ERA, 32 IP, 26 K, 10 BB

Qualls: 2-2, 4.98 ERA, 39 IP, 32 K, 12 BB

Herndon: 2-1, 3.43 ERA, 46 IP, 32 K, 20 BB

Kendrick: 6-4, 4.12 ERA, 81 IP, 40 K, 14 BB



Others:

Contreras: 0-2, 2.88 ERA, 18 IP, 16 K, 5 BB


Rollins: .268/.342/.415, 12 HR, 58 RBI, 34 SB, 150 G

Polanco: .258/.316/.348, 3 HR, 42 RBI, 7 SB, 110 G

Victorino: .276/.349/.440, 19 HR, 75 RBI, 36 SB, 146 G

Pence: .296/.338/.506, 28 HR, 94 RBI, 28 SB, 153 G

Mayberry: .240/.329/.465, 26 HR, 82 RBI, 10 SB, 134 G

Ruiz: .271/.350/.398, 8 HR, 51 RBI, 4 SB, 130 G

Pierre: .298/.340/.329, 1 HR, 38 RBI, 22 SB, 118 G

Galvis: .256/.298/.336, 3 HR, 28 RBI, 7 SB, 68 G



I guess that's the projected lineup for Opening Day, in some fashion, so here's the bench/injured players:



Thome: .268/.368/.490, 12 HR, 42 RBI, 108 G (starts about 20 at first)

Nix: .246/.310/.430, 10 HR, 48 RBI, 98 G

Wigginton: .267/.325/.418, 10 HR, 44 RBI, 108 G

Schneider: .238/.292/.368, 3 HR, 21 RBI, 42 G

Orr: .216/.289/.338, 1 HR, 10 RBI, 38 G



Others:

Utley: .271/.369/.425, 8 HR, 40 RBI, 66 G

Howard: .276/.352/.457, 19 HR, 79 RBI, 98 G

Shane told the media before the game that they're gonna prove to the front office that the team can win as is. lulz

thanks cfp

BigEd76 wrote:Shane told the media before the game that they're gonna prove to the front office that the team can win as is. lulz

He showed them alright!

i hope that loser is the first one traded. he can practice his jump swing for another team

The Dude wrote:thanks cfp

There's some good laffs in there

it wasn't supposed to be funny. this season sucks and nobody cares about your predictions of every player on the team, that's all

Jeez man

i know, i'm sorry.

I love that this was the first line of Steaks' game story:

NEW YORK – The Phillies have crossed into the second half of the season and with that comes some good news: Only 80 more games of this crap.

27-45 starts today!

Has any team ever gone from 100 wins to 100 losses the following season?