Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 14:08:27

awesome

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Napalm » Wed Sep 28, 2011 14:14:15

About to start reading now, will this give me a boner?

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Grotewold » Wed Sep 28, 2011 14:15:13

Napalm wrote:About to start reading now, will this give me a boner?


If you're partial to sunbathing fat guys

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Sep 28, 2011 14:23:25

Is Worley going to pitch at all tonight?
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Grotewold » Wed Sep 28, 2011 14:25:27

Trent Steele wrote:Is Worley going to pitch at all tonight?


I haven't seen anything from Charlie or Dubee, but I'd be really surprised if he didn't.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Bucky » Wed Sep 28, 2011 14:28:41

Grotewold wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:I think this is the greatest article I've ever read about the Phillies, baseball, sports, or Philadelphia. As someone who grew up in Philadelphia, went to school in West Philly, and spent the last 15 years working downtown, this brings a little tear to my eye. Gary Smith is a rock star.


He nailed it

Was Cliff being on Adderal already known?



I can't remember

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Soren » Wed Sep 28, 2011 14:37:03

under rated joke right there
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 14:57:31

The regional cover:

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Napalm » Wed Sep 28, 2011 15:06:14

I think the line at the end about the city exhaling and inhaling at the same time in October was perfect.

Holy shit I'm ready for the playoffs.

excellent article

Not the guy who once copped a ride on an F-16 to prove to himself that he could handle Mach 2 without passing out or throwing up, or the first Phillie to race on and off the field every half-inning. Nice try, Pythagoras. The shortest distance between two points is Cliff Lee.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Carbon » Wed Sep 28, 2011 15:25:16

http://eye-on-baseball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22297882/32338669

Jimmy wants 5 years or he isn't afraid to leave. I'd be nervous about 4 years...5...sure will miss ya big guy.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Grotewold » Wed Sep 28, 2011 15:28:09

From Dave Cameron's chat today. What's this guy's deal?

Q: "If it wasn't for the Howard contract, would the Phillies future outlook improve dramatically?"

A: Sure - not having the worst contract in baseball would be helpful.

Q: "Even if the Phillies's payroll doesn't go up at all, it's still at 170 million (145 million even if I take the cool kids position and pretend Howard adds no value). With conservatively 15 WAR from the top 3 pitchers in the staff, and still roughly 80+ million to spend on the roster, the Phillies are in better shape going forward than any team but the Yankees."

A: Yeah, projecting +5 WAR each from three pitchers is not conservative.

Q: "I don't see how the Phillies have any more long term problems than lets say the Red Sox."

A: The Red Sox have better revenues, better management, and fewer long term contract issues.

Q: "Do you still think the Phillies are in for a "big fall" as you claimed a few weks back. They're SO much better than everyone else in that division."

A: I don't agree with your second sentence, and yes, I think they have significant long term problems.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Sep 28, 2011 15:29:19

why do you do this to me?
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby joe table » Wed Sep 28, 2011 15:32:37

Trent Steele wrote:why do you do this to me?


October tradition

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby The B1G Piece » Wed Sep 28, 2011 15:37:44

Trent Steele wrote:why do you do this to me?

2016 is only five years away!

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Grotewold » Wed Sep 28, 2011 15:38:34

Shaken by Cameron's words, Amaro bought a guitar and made a waiver claim for Omar Daal

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 28, 2011 15:52:43

Carbon wrote:http://eye-on-baseball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22297882/32338669

Jimmy wants 5 years or he isn't afraid to leave. I'd be nervous about 4 years...5...sure will miss ya big guy.


I read that is Jimmy wants to stay a Phillies, but isn't going to give them a huge discount.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Sep 28, 2011 16:35:57

Man, 2014 is going to really, really suck. If only the Phillies had some talent at the A and AA levels that would be ready to play in the majors by then.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby etched Chaos » Wed Sep 28, 2011 16:39:36

Grotewold wrote:From Dave Cameron's chat today. What's this guy's deal?

Q: "If it wasn't for the Howard contract, would the Phillies future outlook improve dramatically?"

A: Sure - not having the worst contract in baseball would be helpful.

Q: "Even if the Phillies's payroll doesn't go up at all, it's still at 170 million (145 million even if I take the cool kids position and pretend Howard adds no value). With conservatively 15 WAR from the top 3 pitchers in the staff, and still roughly 80+ million to spend on the roster, the Phillies are in better shape going forward than any team but the Yankees."

A: Yeah, projecting +5 WAR each from three pitchers is not conservative.

Q: "I don't see how the Phillies have any more long term problems than lets say the Red Sox."

A: The Red Sox have better revenues, better management, and fewer long term contract issues.

Q: "Do you still think the Phillies are in for a "big fall" as you claimed a few weks back. They're SO much better than everyone else in that division."

A: I don't agree with your second sentence, and yes, I think they have significant long term problems.


Dave Cameron is really reaching now. Especially with the 5 WAR per pitcher schtick, if things went well we might see 15 WAR from Doc and CLIFF LEE alone, only a deluded hater could fail to see 15 WAR from our big 3 is very conservative.

*edit* Doc and CLIFF LEE this season have 15 WAR between them.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Eem » Wed Sep 28, 2011 16:48:09

If he actually believes that stuff, let him sit with his dick in his hand thinking about Justin Smoak when the Phillies are rampaging the playoffs
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Napalm » Wed Sep 28, 2011 16:48:44

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:Man, 2014 is going to really, really suck. If only the Phillies had some talent at the A and AA levels that would be ready to play in the majors by then.

nope. too busy trading them for the doc's, cliff's, and ozwald's of the world

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