Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to Us

by **momadance** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:00:29

All of this yelling is taking away my horny.

by **etched Chaos** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:00:42

HillMD wrote:Man, I really would hate to live life like that.

I live in England, it comes with the territory.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:03:22

I'm just confident that Fartface is too much of a pussy to intentionally hit Utley, and also that his weak shit has zero impact on the health of that tough motherfucker, and also that a couple days of rest for Chase isn't a bad thing

The Barves are a fucking afterthought right now. Forget about it.

by **etched Chaos** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:05:49

Barry Jive wrote:I'm just confident that Fartface is too much of a pussy to intentionally hit Utley, and also that his weak shit has zero impact on the health of that tough motherfucker, and also that a couple days of rest for Chase isn't a bad thing

The Barves are a fucking afterthought right now. Forget about it.

I will when I go to bed very soon, but I irrationally hate that team, hate them so much I want Fuggla beaned for his fucking idiotic batting stance, something like hitting utley in the head was never going to go without a vitriolic response.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:08:57

How about responding by beating Venters and walking off with our shitty positionless pinch hitter for the sweep and savoring it

by **etched Chaos** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:10:14

Barry Jive wrote:How about responding by beating Venters and walking off with our shitty positionless pinch hitter for the sweep and savoring it

We didn't destroy Kimbrel, it's not enough for me.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:11:00

You're a fucking lunatic

by **Bucky** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:11:40

TRUCE

by **etched Chaos** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:12:56

Barry Jive wrote:You're a fucking lunatic

I am, I watch the Phils religiously when 5hrs ahead, I never miss a game, even the evil West Coast ones and I take a English Football fan mentality into every single game. Watching them just embarass one of the vaunted Barves bullpen trio isn;t enough for me, I want them all to get humiliated.

by **FTN** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:37:37

(shameless plug)

Why Charlie Manuel should win NL MOY...but won't

by **Doll Is Mine** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 00:09:21

The hot topic on sports radio in Philadelphia is whether Oswalt or rookie Vance Worley should be the No. 4 starter in the postseason. Worley is 11-1 with a 2.85 ERA and the Phillies have won his last 14 starts.

But Oswalt has the proven pedigree. He was the 2005 NLCS MVP with Houston and pitched a gem in Game 2 of the NLCS last year against the San Francisco Giants.

Oswalt noticed all the talk.

"Reading all the papers, I thought I got released," he said. "I think it's comical."

I realize that Worley has become a fan favorite but this nonsense needs to stop.

by **Doll Is Mine** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 00:12:28

JimmyRollins11 Jimmy Rollins
I swear the A/C doesn't work on this plane

VANIMAL_49 Vance Worley
Hottest airplane of all time!!! Can't roll these windows down lol

Someone please turn on the AC for the best fucking team in baseball!

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 00:48:12

FTN wrote:(shameless plug)

Why Charlie Manuel should win NL MOY...but won't

I think the two biggest injustices that we'll look back on from this run are Charlie never winning a Manager of the Year award along the way and Chase not winning a gold glove

by **Soren** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 07:03:52

Put me in the bean the fuck out of the barves camp

by **Grotewold** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 07:08:20

Doll Is Mine wrote:
JimmyRollins11 Jimmy Rollins
I swear the A/C doesn't work on this plane

VANIMAL_49 Vance Worley
Hottest airplane of all time!!! Can't roll these windows down lol

Someone please turn on the AC for the best fucking team in baseball!

Can vividly picture Pence hot boxing the team and Lee punching his throat

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 08:54:45

BP's playoff odds now have us 100.0% to win the division with 103.7 wins in their average projection

up 13.7 games in the third order

by **RichmondPhilsFan** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 09:10:13

ek wrote:as far as i know, rollins hasn't really even tested his groin yet. that's kind of risky

During the game last night, ESPN showed Rollins taking infield and doing his whole "spin and throw" routine. He looked good. If the Phils had a 1 or 2 game lead right now, he'd be playing.

by **Mountainphan** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:25:04

What if Roy Oswalt is turning back into Roy Oswalt?

Halladay-Lee-Hamels-Roy Oswalt

Damn.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:51:22

Magic number for best record in the majors is like 16 or something.

by **slugsrbad** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 13:36:00

Too be honest, I don't get how most of can find Wiz's anger for the Barves as loveable, or charming, but call this guy a lunatic. I'm with etched, screw the Barves. We may not need to bean them, but there is nothing lunatic about wanting too.

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