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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Wolfgang622 » Wed Sep 07, 2011 20:02:46

I hope Yayberry going viral doesn't affect his marvellous play of late. I imagine this is pretty fucking embarrassing for him, and it's probably going to get worse before it gets better.
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby dajafi » Wed Sep 07, 2011 20:49:23

Aren't we actually quite good against lefty pitching, record-wise? And I'd want to see the numbers since Pants joined the team.

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Ace Rothstein » Wed Sep 07, 2011 20:51:24

dajafi wrote:Aren't we actually quite good against lefty pitching, record-wise? And I'd want to see the numbers since Pants joined the team.



pretty sure they have the best winning % vs LHP this year

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby 1 » Wed Sep 07, 2011 20:52:45

yeah, but how many of those wins came against thin-lipped straightedges?
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Grotewold » Wed Sep 07, 2011 21:11:23

mozartpc27 wrote:I hope Yayberry going viral doesn't affect his marvellous play


No they said he didn't meet her

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:46:25

JMacPHILLIES Jim McCormick
Manuel on #Utley - "He was alright in the dugout after 'til he went in the field and was standing up."

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby etched Chaos » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:47:24

Fucking O'Flaherty, he's gonna get beaned if Utley is out for any amount of time.
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby 1 » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:48:37

etched Chaos wrote:#$&! O'Flaherty, he's gonna get beaned if Utley is out for any amount of time.



What

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:50:07

1 wrote:
etched Chaos wrote:#$&! O'Flaherty, he's gonna get beaned if Utley is out for any amount of time.



What


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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby 1 » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:50:14

Housenick says Ruben said chase is out for at least a couple of days

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby etched Chaos » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:51:57

1 wrote:
etched Chaos wrote:#$&! O'Flaherty, he's gonna get beaned if Utley is out for any amount of time.



What


I may be enraged by the fact Utley took one in the head, but someone is gonna bean that cunt as soon as he is up to bat in the future, and if they don't they should, right in the fucking head.
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:52:01

Might as well give him a few days off. Don't have him fly with the team to Milwaukee. No point taking any risks/chances.

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Eem » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:52:07

Even if there's no concussion there's no reason to play him. We have a 10.5 game lead in the division
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:52:29

etched Chaos wrote:
1 wrote:
etched Chaos wrote:#$&! O'Flaherty, he's gonna get beaned if Utley is out for any amount of time.


What


I may be enraged by the fact Utley took one in the head, but someone is gonna bean that cunt as soon as he is up to bat in the future, and if they don't they should, right in the fucking head.

He's a relief pitcher. He doesn't hit.

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby etched Chaos » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:55:24

jerseyhoya wrote:
etched Chaos wrote:
1 wrote:
etched Chaos wrote:#$&! O'Flaherty, he's gonna get beaned if Utley is out for any amount of time.


What


I may be enraged by the fact Utley took one in the head, but someone is gonna bean that cunt as soon as he is up to bat in the future, and if they don't they should, right in the fucking head.

He's a relief pitcher. He doesn't hit.


Stop fucking deflating my rage, god, you guys are such fucking pansies, where's the anger? Wheres the fucking intensity? The fucking barves hit Utley in the head, retribution is necessary. Allow me the delusion of thinking O'Flaherty bats in one of those weird games where the pens get emptied and then gets beaned in the fucking head.
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Eem » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:56:37

Jimmy will be activated and will be used in a bench role if needed says Rube
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Grotewold » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:56:50

Take a chill pill, scrawled skirmish

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:57:02

Dude chill the fuck out we just embarrassed those wieners. Your anger comes off as so goddamn pretentious

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby etched Chaos » Wed Sep 07, 2011 22:59:06

Barry Jive wrote:Dude chill the fuck out we just embarrassed those wieners. Your anger comes off as so goddamn pretentious


Sigh, Wiz would understand, Wiz is fuelled by the same relentless anger against those cunts. You guys are just too damn well adjusted, I'm sure if Wheels had cited it as a reason for 1964 part 2, you'd be angry.
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby HillMD » Wed Sep 07, 2011 23:00:13

Man, I really would hate to live life like that.

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