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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby etched Chaos » Wed Sep 07, 2011 00:53:18

JFLNYC wrote:Heard a rumor he's in line for Cubs GM job.


WTF!? Who would give up the Phils for the shitstorm that is the Cubs org?
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby TheFrank » Wed Sep 07, 2011 07:10:19

From Phillies.com

PHILADELPHIA -- Sideways rain affected the actual attendance numbers for Tuesday night's game against the Braves, but the streak of 193 sellout games is intact thanks to a paid attendance of 44,781.

But as a result of the weather, the Phillies announced that all fans holding a ticket to the game may exchange it for a complimentary ticket for one of six dates in 2012.

Tickets may be exchanged for the Pavilion, Pavilion Deck or Terrace Deck seating areas for the On Deck Series Games against the Pirates on April 2 or 3, or any of the four Monday home games between April 30 and May 21.
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby phatj » Wed Sep 07, 2011 09:15:40

etched Chaos wrote:
JFLNYC wrote:Heard a rumor he's in line for Cubs GM job.


WTF!? Who would give up the Phils for the #$&! that is the Cubs org?

GM salary > Assistant GM salary
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Sep 07, 2011 09:24:53

ek wrote:i think it was donellon that wrote a column today calling out a certain broadcaster for ripping howard for not running hard 1st to 3rd on pence double. my guess is he's talking about LA

I don't even know or remember the story behind any of this, but Donellon, the don of casual character assassination, calling someone else out for ripping someone is just bananas

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Sep 07, 2011 09:45:54

apropos of nothing,

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Sep 07, 2011 09:57:31

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
ek wrote:i think it was donellon that wrote a column today calling out a certain broadcaster for ripping howard for not running hard 1st to 3rd on pence double. my guess is he's talking about LA

I don't even know or remember the story behind any of this, but Donellon, the don of casual character assassination, calling someone else out for ripping someone is just bananas

Sam Donnellon wrote:Look, I get it. Any friend or family member who has been in my presence when I turn fan with a beer in hand will tell you that I am not always this rational. Anticipation, the comedian Lewis Black has joked, is always the best part of the night, a point when "All the moments that lead up to the moment are truly the best moments.


Don't pat yourself on the back too hard there, chief.

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:09:38

hey guess what

today's the one-year anniversary of the Phils taking back first place from the Barves for the first time since May 30th. They then stayed in first place for the rest of the season

h/t facebook showing me a status update from last year
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby stevemc » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:27:40

Barry Jive wrote:hey guess what

today's the one-year anniversary of the Phils taking back first place from the Barves for the first time since May 30th. They then stayed in first place ever since (except April 26)


Fixed

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby GrizzledVeteran » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:38:20

Mayberry's agent is passing a note to some actress' agent for a hookup.

Philadelphia Phillies star John Mayberry Jr. may be on a streak on the field, but he still needs his agent to get him a date. His CAA reps have been trying to hook him up with stunning actress Antoinette Nikprelaj, who played a sexy mermaid in “Pirates of the Caribbean.”
An agent at CAA’s baseball division, which represents Mayberry, has been firing off e-mails to rival agency Innovative Artists, asking them to “connect” the outfielder with their client, sultry model and actress Nikprelaj.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/phillie ... z1XHVs7sOY


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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:40:27

you can just do that? what the fuck
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby GrizzledVeteran » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:40:58

Barry Jive wrote:you can just do that? what the #$&!


MLB players can do that. Mere mortals can not.
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby stevemc » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:44:07

Did Randy Wolf ever find the subway chick?

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby GrizzledVeteran » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:45:30

stevemc wrote:Did Randy Wolf ever find the subway chick?


No, but he hooked up with two Brewers groupies.

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:54:50

pretty incredible by mayberry

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:24:02

GrizzledVeteran wrote:Mayberry's agent is passing a note to some actress' agent for a hookup.

Philadelphia Phillies star John Mayberry Jr. may be on a streak on the field, but he still needs his agent to get him a date. His CAA reps have been trying to hook him up with stunning actress Antoinette Nikprelaj, who played a sexy mermaid in “Pirates of the Caribbean.”
An agent at CAA’s baseball division, which represents Mayberry, has been firing off e-mails to rival agency Innovative Artists, asking them to “connect” the outfielder with their client, sultry model and actress Nikprelaj.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/phillie ... z1XHVs7sOY



Wait, it's a bad thing to be able to tell someone who works for you "hey, get the number of that smokin hot girl I just saw in a movie earlier today"???

I literally would've killed someone to have that type of swag when I was a single man.

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby GrizzledVeteran » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:41:06

Freddy Galvis is minor league player of the year. Hear that, Jimmy?
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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Sep 07, 2011 13:31:03

stevemc wrote:Did Randy Wolf ever find the subway chick?


:lol:

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 07, 2011 13:33:34

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Sep 07, 2011 13:33:38

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:
Philadelphia Phillies star John Mayberry Jr


Really?

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Re: Random Phils Stuff VII: All Your Baseball Are Belong to

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Sep 07, 2011 13:35:35

Philadelphia socialite Barry Jive
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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