2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby CalvinBall » Fri May 06, 2011 15:56:03

these assholes need to stretch more. thats all im saying.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Bucky » Fri May 06, 2011 15:57:49

Houshphandzadeh wrote:nuts


hernia too?

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Fri May 06, 2011 16:23:10

Yeah your town was almost destroyed by a hurricane, but you've had back issues and you make almost $500,000 a start. Hire someone else to do the cleanup and make sure you are healthy enough to do your real job.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Napalm » Fri May 06, 2011 16:25:33

It was actually a tornado.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Fri May 06, 2011 16:26:41

Indeed. I'm gonna go to bed now.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Fri May 06, 2011 18:26:34

Phils probably SHOULD OF signed Francoeur....

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 06, 2011 18:47:36

"should have"

And they really shouldn't have. Francoeur is basically a poor man's Ibanez, but a right-handed douche.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby LongDrive » Fri May 06, 2011 19:13:51

Wheels Tupay wrote:Phils probably SHOULD OF signed Francoeur....

20 runs scored, 8 hrs, 24 RBI's, .346 OBP and 602 SLG %



I wanted Berkman to play RF

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby The Savior » Fri May 06, 2011 19:36:16

Cliff lee ffs

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby bleh » Fri May 06, 2011 20:18:58

Should of signed Manny. Utley would have kept him on the straight and narrow.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Youseff » Fri May 06, 2011 21:05:18

I like how this thread is getting all the injuries out of our system early in the season.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby CFP » Fri May 06, 2011 23:26:52

Jiwan James and Jon Singleton are having some sort of UStream live cam right now and it's pretty hilarious

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/youngphillie

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby CalvinBall » Fri May 06, 2011 23:29:01

this is awesome so far. calling out trevor may for buying generic ceral

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby CalvinBall » Fri May 06, 2011 23:30:49

who is the 3rd guy in the short sleeve button up?

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby lethal » Fri May 06, 2011 23:44:01

D'Arby Myers

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby CalvinBall » Fri May 06, 2011 23:47:02

i got a shout out!

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Wolfgang622 » Sat May 07, 2011 09:48:22

lethal wrote:D'Arby Myers


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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby CFP » Sat May 07, 2011 12:55:32

T-Zol:

Chase Utley played in his first extended spring training game this morning in Dunedin, Fla.

He went 5 for 7 with two home runs.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Trent Steele » Sat May 07, 2011 13:04:42

CFP wrote:T-Zol:

Chase Utley played in his first extended spring training game this morning in Dunedin, Fla.

He went 5 for 7 with two home runs.


He's ready.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Sat May 07, 2011 13:26:11

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