Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby drsmooth » Mon Jun 04, 2012 13:23:56

Joke of a team now part-owned by joker

from einhorn to maher; quite a step up
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby thephan » Tue Jun 05, 2012 14:51:11

yawn

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jun 05, 2012 15:53:40

So Jorts is a pilot and another guy who got arrested runnign on the field is an air traffic controller.

The Post reported that 25-year-old Jon Ries attempted to follow Diaz but was intercepted by security as he reached the first-base line. Diaz told the Post that Ries told him: “Bro, I saw you out there, and I had to go.”

Diaz and Ries, an air-traffic controller who also is from Long Island, are due back in court July 2, according to the Post.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby TheFrank » Tue Jun 05, 2012 16:00:49

So that thing about it being a Mets player wasn't true?
Aaron Rowand’s wanker cousin James Shields

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby 1 » Tue Jun 05, 2012 16:03:04

related story
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby EndlessSummer » Tue Jun 05, 2012 16:04:58

SK790 wrote:seriously, what major league player wears jorts as their street clothes?

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Napalm » Tue Jun 05, 2012 16:14:47

Diaz, who was wearing a Gary Carter replica jersey, blended into the pile of players

just blending in with my jorts

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby bleh » Sun Jun 10, 2012 05:27:31

I've never seen so many articles trying to spin postiives out of a terrible player than articles about Ike Davis this year. Dude has like a dozed 0 for 20 stretches over the year, but then he goes 2 for 8 in 2 games and there's articles asking if he's finally "turned the corner". Here's the latest, he had a single and 2 walks yesterday and the author's wondering if this is a sign that he's going to be good now. Meanwhile before that game he had 3 hits in his last 40 plate appearances.

http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2012/0 ... n_fin.html

some earlier ones from April and May:
http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2012/0 ... be_co.html
http://www.metsblog.com/2012/05/26/ike- ... the-plate/

he has a .507 OPS for the year.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby The Dude » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:44:48

sounds like what we do with demonic
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Jun 13, 2012 22:38:56

R.A. Dickey's last five starts: 39 2/3 IP, 50 K's, 1 ER.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Jun 13, 2012 22:46:23

All-Star starter?

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby The B1G Piece » Wed Jun 20, 2012 08:24:20

Shockingly, Thigh Glazer has gone 5 IP, 5 IP, 6 IP since his no-hitter.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 14:06:56

Space cadet Frank Francisco, talking about the Yankees:

"I can't wait to strike out those chickens. I want to strike out the side against them. I've done it before."

Francisco offered no elaboration for the swipe, then told the NY Post, "I think I've said too much already."

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Jun 22, 2012 14:09:35

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby BigEd76 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 18:00:38

then BYRDak buys a chicken and lets it run around the locker room as a joke on Francisco, and now they don't know how to get rid of it

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby cartersDad26 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 21:45:31

BigEd76 wrote:then BYRDak buys a chicken and lets it run around the locker room as a joke on Francisco, and now they don't know how to get rid of it

lolmets



that's actually really funny, especially the seinfeld reference.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:14:56

Davidoff says the Mets might look into trading for Myers or Street since their bullpen sucks worse than ours

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:53:47

...and now he's saying they want K-Rod back. hmmmmm

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby phatj » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:56:55

BigEd76 wrote:...and now he's saying they want K-Rod back. hmmmmm

This needs to happen
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