Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby smitty » Mon Mar 26, 2012 15:58:59

stevelxa476 wrote:Mets sent down Tobi Stoner and re-signed Chris Young.


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Hope to see Stoner back up with the big club later this year as he's good for baseball.
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Swiggers » Mon Mar 26, 2012 18:24:37

Wright thinks he'll be ready for Opening Day.
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 27, 2012 13:52:40

Does anyone have the gif of the Mets pitcher sticking his fingers down his throat and jerking his tongue off? Can't remember which clown it was.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Mar 27, 2012 13:53:49

Pat Misch, current Phillies farmhand
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 27, 2012 13:54:56

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:00:51

ra dickey was sexually abused by his teenage babysitter when he was a kid

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:04:11

i don't want to sound insensitive, but it was a 23 year old girl, when he was 8. He was probably scared, but that sounds pretty cool.

i'm a dick, i know.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:07:15

someone find a video of that old Galifinakis joke

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby bleh » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:09:46

Napalm wrote:i don't want to sound insensitive, but it was a 23 year old girl, when he was 8. He was probably scared, but that sounds pretty cool.

i'm a dick, i know.


13, not 23.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Ace Rothstein » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:12:57

Was she hot though?

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:13:40

Also found a syringe in the Rangers clubhouse in 2001 and said "ewww yucky"

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:14:31

bleh wrote:
Napalm wrote:i don't want to sound insensitive, but it was a 23 year old girl, when he was 8. He was probably scared, but that sounds pretty cool.

i'm a dick, i know.


13, not 23.

You're right, he kept it a secret for 23 years. Still..

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:16:08

BigEd76 wrote:Also found a syringe in the Rangers clubhouse in 2001 and said "ewww yucky"

Rafael Palmeiro, A-Rod, Ken Caminiti take your pick

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:57:47

Deadspin says the girl did it repeatedly and once the abuse was done by a 17-year-old boy
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby joe table » Tue Mar 27, 2012 16:11:59

he's a professional athlete on a team in NYC opening up to the nation that he was sexually abused and had an affair?

this dude has the biggest testicles

tebow was just spotted buying a pack of sugarfree gum

dickey who

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby lethal » Tue Mar 27, 2012 17:02:02

Barry Jive wrote:Deadspin says the girl did it repeatedly and once the abuse was done by a 17-year-old boy


RA Dickey wrote:The babysitter chucks the pillows and stuffed animals out of the way. She looks at me and says, Get in the bed. I am confused and afraid. I am trembling. The babysitter has her way with me four or five more times that summer, and into the fall, and each time feels more wicked than the time before. Every time that I know I'm going back over there, the sweat starts to come back. I sit in the front seat of the car, next to my mother, anxiety surging. I never tell her why I am so afraid. I never tell anyone until I am 31 years old.


What does "has her way with me" really mean in the context of a 13 year old girl? She blew him? She cowgirl'ed him? She used a strap-on? Would most 13 year old girls in the 80s even know how to do those things (I assume 13 year old girls today know about at least some of those things)?

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 27, 2012 17:10:20

i think a 13 year old babysitting an 8 year old is kind of ridiculous to begin with

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby BigEd76 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 17:56:52

-- Santana gets the opening day nod

-- Niese is close to signing a long-term deal, possibly in the 5/$28M range of Derek Holland's

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby 1 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 17:58:34

team has got its shit together
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011-12

Postby Soren » Sun Apr 01, 2012 18:57:04

wait Thigh Glazer is still alive?
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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