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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Napalm » Mon May 23, 2011 13:42:55

fugees thread about this makes for an enjoyable 24+ pages

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon May 23, 2011 13:57:32

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Napalm » Mon May 23, 2011 14:19:14

dude, I don't even know where to begin.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby jerseyhoya » Mon May 23, 2011 14:20:17

A guy just started crying on WFAN about how much Wright and Reyes have meant to the team.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Polar Bear Phan » Mon May 23, 2011 14:22:38

jerseyhoya wrote:A guy just started crying on WFAN about how much Wright and Reyes have meant to the team.


TBF, they never would've been in a position to choke/collapse in 2006, 2007, and 2008 without them.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Trent Steele » Mon May 23, 2011 14:30:29

It's GREAT, I mean, we're being trolled by our owner!

When else does this happen!!??!?!

I guess I'm more... I don't even know how to describe what I feel. Embarassingly smiling
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Trent Steele » Mon May 23, 2011 14:35:41

Get raped by rabid tarantulas in front of your loved ones streamed live on justin.tv you dumbfuck.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Napalm » Mon May 23, 2011 14:38:27

NYPost_Mets

Terry Collins on Fred Wilpon's assertion the team is sh--: "I'm not going to get into that comment. I can't."

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby drsmooth » Mon May 23, 2011 14:41:44

Trent Steele wrote:
Get raped by rabid tarantulas in front of your loved ones streamed live on justin.tv you dumbfuck.


it's the specificity that makes this gag work; "streamed live on justin.tv", not just any of the bazillion other places the thing could be streamed.

I hate the mets, and this latest round of debasement makes me hate them more. And for awhile there, I was almost on the verge of pity
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Trent Steele » Mon May 23, 2011 15:03:18

Originally Posted by JDollop View Post
I hope nobody ever buys a single ticket every again as long as Fred Wilpon is the owner. I mean how can you expect a single fan to support this team when the fucking OWNERS don’t? I hope Steven Cohen doesn’t purchase a portion of this team to bail them out a little while longer. I hope they flounder and watch their fortune dwindle as they lose this lawsuit. And I hope they sell this team for 20 cents on the dollar and fade into bolivian being regarded as one of the worst families in the history of sports ownership.


i love these guys
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Eem » Mon May 23, 2011 15:04:04

Mike Tyson quote, I believe
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Barry Jive » Mon May 23, 2011 15:39:05

That's correct

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Polar Bear Phan » Mon May 23, 2011 15:51:44

Wilpon is just pissed that he's insolvent at the time the Dodgers will be on the market.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby GrizzledVeteran » Mon May 23, 2011 16:04:47

Trent Steele wrote:
Originally Posted by JDollop View Post
I hope nobody ever buys a single ticket every again as long as Fred Wilpon is the owner. I mean how can you expect a single fan to support this team when the #$&! OWNERS don’t? I hope Steven Cohen doesn’t purchase a portion of this team to bail them out a little while longer. I hope they flounder and watch their fortune dwindle as they lose this lawsuit. And I hope they sell this team for 20 cents on the dollar and fade into bolivian being regarded as one of the worst families in the history of sports ownership.


i love these guys


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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby bleh » Mon May 23, 2011 17:18:57

Napalm wrote:
NYPost_Mets

Terry Collins on Fred Wilpon's assertion the team is sh--: "I'm not going to get into that comment. I can't."


:lol:

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Wheels Tupay » Mon May 23, 2011 17:57:40

Trent Steele wrote:
It's GREAT, I mean, we're being trolled by our owner!

When else does this happen!!??!?!

I guess I'm more... I don't even know how to describe what I feel. Embarassingly smiling


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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby lethal » Tue May 24, 2011 10:16:09

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-04-2 ... ports.html

The New York Mets may post a net loss of as much as $70 million this year after losing $50 million in 2010, Fortune reports.

The Major League Baseball team’s debt is almost $625 million, about $200 million higher than previously believed, Fortune said on its website, citing a potential minority investor who spoke on the condition of anonymity.


Holy crap, that's a lot of red ink.

I don't see how they don't end up selling the entire team and the network and everything else they own, even to just pay off the trustee's claim for Madoff profits they took out and not the fraud part.

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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue May 24, 2011 11:17:11

A few years ago, when the Expos were in trouble, an enterprising fellow in the early days of the internet put up a website asking ordinary fans to pledge support: no one had to put any money up, but people did have to say what they WOULD be willing to put up if this guy got enough regular fans to sign on. In other words, he was forming an investment group on the internets.

I think BSG should start this. I'd put up $1,000 toward buying the Mets. Who else is in? I assume we can put Trent Steele down for $500M, so if the rest of us can just pony up a little dough, BSG could own the New York Mets!
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue May 24, 2011 11:21:25

Couldn't do that, I'd feel too much like the bitch from Major League and I don't have the legs to pull off a miniskirt like that.
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Re: Wilpwned: Hate/Pity/Laugh at the Mets 2011

Postby Soren » Tue May 24, 2011 11:22:41

player A .287/.336/.435 through age 28 season. 348 SB, 88 CS. 79% success rate.
player B .296/.337/.444 through age 28 season 409 SB, 90 CS. 81% success rate.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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